Favorite Gambling Disclaimers? :D

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05-05-2021, 12:23 PM
Tasha

Favorite Gambling Disclaimers? :D

Disclaimer on a Vegas Gambling App. "This Vegas Gambling App pays out better than Real World Casinos. We are not legally Liable if Players of this App lose their money in Real World Casinos using this Gambling App as a Guide! :D I do remember someone saying he was winning BIG money playing Blackjack on a Gambling App, and took a REALLY good look at how the App Dealer was dealing the cards and noticed the App Dealer was dealing the cards the wrong way and mentioned he could have lost BIG money had he been playing in a Real World Casino with a Dealer who was dealing the cards the right way.
05-05-2021, 03:50 PM
DGenBen

I think a better topic that might have gotten more responses would have been: “Favorite Yelp reviews for gas station sandwiches?”
05-05-2021, 04:37 PM
mcap

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Originally Posted by DGenBen

I think a better topic that might have gotten more responses would have been: “Favorite Yelp reviews for gas station sandwiches?”

When I opened up this thread I was seriously about three seconds from cussing Tasha out.

It reminds me of this one time she had a bad thread that she thought was a good thread.
05-05-2021, 06:10 PM
DGenBen

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Originally Posted by Tasha

Disclaimer on a Vegas Gambling App. "This Vegas Gambling App pays out better than Real World Casinos. We are not legally Liable if Players of this App lose their money in Real World Casinos using this Gambling App as a Guide! :D I do remember someone saying he was winning BIG money playing Blackjack on a Gambling App, and took a REALLY good look at how the App Dealer was dealing the cards and noticed the App Dealer was dealing the cards the wrong way and mentioned he could have lost BIG money had he been playing in a Real World Casino with a Dealer who was dealing the cards the right way.

“Warning: Playing this machine may cause you to poop in your pants and then shake the turd out of your pant leg because you are unwilling to leave the machine.”
05-05-2021, 06:14 PM
Tasha

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Originally Posted by DGenBen

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Originally Posted by Tasha

Disclaimer on a Vegas Gambling App. "This Vegas Gambling App pays out better than Real World Casinos. We are not legally Liable if Players of this App lose their money in Real World Casinos using this Gambling App as a Guide! :D I do remember someone saying he was winning BIG money playing Blackjack on a Gambling App, and took a REALLY good look at how the App Dealer was dealing the cards and noticed the App Dealer was dealing the cards the wrong way and mentioned he could have lost BIG money had he been playing in a Real World Casino with a Dealer who was dealing the cards the right way.

“Warning: Playing this machine may cause you to poop in your pants and then shake the turd out of your pant leg because you are unwilling to leave the machine.”

Was that a REAL disclaimer? O.O.
05-05-2021, 06:40 PM
DGenBen

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Originally Posted by Tasha

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Originally Posted by DGenBen

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Originally Posted by Tasha

Disclaimer on a Vegas Gambling App. "This Vegas Gambling App pays out better than Real World Casinos. We are not legally Liable if Players of this App lose their money in Real World Casinos using this Gambling App as a Guide! :D I do remember someone saying he was winning BIG money playing Blackjack on a Gambling App, and took a REALLY good look at how the App Dealer was dealing the cards and noticed the App Dealer was dealing the cards the wrong way and mentioned he could have lost BIG money had he been playing in a Real World Casino with a Dealer who was dealing the cards the right way.

“Warning: Playing this machine may cause you to poop in your pants and then shake the turd out of your pant leg because you are unwilling to leave the machine.”

Was that a REAL disclaimer? O.O.

What does your gut tell you? ��
05-05-2021, 07:14 PM
Tasha

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Originally Posted by DGenBen

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Originally Posted by Tasha

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Originally Posted by DGenBen

“Warning: Playing this machine may cause you to poop in your pants and then shake the turd out of your pant leg because you are unwilling to leave the machine.”

Was that a REAL disclaimer? O.O.

What does your gut tell you? ��

You never know. There was a REAL Gambling Disclaimer on a Slot Machine that read,"Think about your Family."...
05-05-2021, 10:12 PM
DGenBen

Still think your thread would have been more interesting if it were on favorite Yelp reviews for gas station sandwiches: Here’s my favorite:

Day 3 in the hospital, still getting my stomach pumped from the man made hellhole I ate at a few days ago. Here is how the shit show started. I was just the slightest bit buzzed after getting kicked out of a bar and told to fuck off and never comeback. I was looking for a place to eat and this was the only nearby place that was open. I walk up to the entrance of the gas station and there is a homeless man out front sleeping. i walk in and go to the deli counter and order. 1 ham sandwich on white & some fries They said that the total would be $11 but I would have to wait after they make the food so I could pay for It. I told the cashier why not just pay it now? and he said go find your Nigerian ass a seat. I wasn't even black but It was still pretty racist. I left the counter and into the bathroom because I really had to go. When I walked in i was so tempted to take the knife out of my pocket and drive it through my fucking skull. There was a man on the floor naked, bathing in his own fountain of piss. there was about 17 guys smoking weed in there. plus a guy snorting crack off the toilet seat that looks to be not cleaned in years. There was a pool of blood on the floor and the source of it was from another man who got dragged under the second stall. After this sight I went out back and pissed on the dumpster. About 90 minutes layer is When I got my food. There was a woman who looked about 25 who wasn't on drugs said, "Alright that'll be $162. In the fucking name of Jesus assassination on the fucking cross did it come to this much? Okay i was super hungry and did not want to ask any more questions. So I paid for the over priced meal and sat down on the floor. I opened my sandwich and took a bit into it and it tasted like sticking your tongue on used fire wood. I Picked up the sandwich and threw it at the window. It completely shattered the window and sliced through a car door to I hope was not someones important car. I took a load of french fires and stuck it in my mouth. it tasted like rats ass. I coughed it out as well as some blood. I felt the fries dig into my throat and I fell unconscious. i could see the fucking light god greeted me at the front door but he knew that I was too early so he round housed kicked my ass to the current hell I live in called earth. I was transported to the hospital not long after that shitty experience. I looked at my phone and found out that those fuckers charged me 5 times witch equaled $810. I was able to talk to my bank agent and we got 200 dollars back and there still working on the rest. I had to go through more hell at the hospital than at that place. If I never quit from the air force I would have bombed the whole area. *WARNING* If you want to fucking live do not eat here. You will fucking die.
05-07-2021, 09:23 AM
Mission146

That review would have been so much better if he had finished it by giving the place a seven out of ten.
05-07-2021, 10:05 PM
DGenBen

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Originally Posted by Mission146

That review would have been so much better if he had finished it by giving the place a seven out of ten.

I think the reviewer was in Detroit so that probably would be the 7 of out 10 place there.