It finally happened LOL

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05-06-2021, 11:05 AM
ZenKinG

It finally happened LOL

Playing heads up at Bellagio. Manager approaches me.

Manager : Sir, can I see your ID?

Me : I don't have one.

Manager : Sir, what's your name?

Me : They call me anonymous.

Manager : You know you're not welcome here. What's it going to take for you not to come back?

Me : As soon as I see a legal statute saying I can't access a public building.

*I stand up
*He tries to put his body against mine to intimidate me

Manager : We're just going to keep trespassing and escorting you out then.

Me : You better make everything 6-5. I'm gonna keep coming back.

*Manager darts back to desk disgruntled

Lmao. Just as I suspected. I'm reaching the casino buyout stage. They're giving up. Either that or I think they're gonna hire a hitman to kill me. Oh well. If that's how I go out. Couldn't care less. I'm dead in 50 years max anyway. If I die now jokes on all of you lmao. Enjoy this snowflake immoral and ignorant society for the next 50 years.

Just remember one thing. You can kill me, but you'll never be able to take away me being the best to ever do it on the blackjack felt. Put a price on that faggots. RIP to future me.
05-06-2021, 02:30 PM
theywontpayontuesday

Nice job making yourself memorable you stupid cock sucker. They're not going to kill you until you suck their cock, and the cock of every Chinese card maker, then they're going to kill you as they cum in your looseened asshole.
05-06-2021, 02:42 PM
regnis

Video at 10:00
05-06-2021, 04:14 PM
redietz

It'll all be moot shortly.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/04/tech/...ion/index.html
05-06-2021, 05:05 PM
theywontpayontuesday

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Originally Posted by redietz

It'll all be moot shortly.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/04/tech/...ion/index.html

We will know who Jesus is when he comes back. He will be only innocent man.
05-06-2021, 07:06 PM
redietz

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Originally Posted by theywontpayontuesday

Quote:

Originally Posted by redietz

It'll all be moot shortly.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/04/tech/...ion/index.html

We will know who Jesus is when he comes back. He will be only innocent man.

Precisely. Some folks here get offended when I say I'd dox them yesterday. Hey guys, I'd worry more about if you ever had your picture taken with a hooker during your lifetime. Because your lives have the potential to get real raggedy real fast.
05-06-2021, 07:19 PM
ZenKinG

Imagine a casino finally begging me to not come back. Why haven't I been arrested yet? Glad I always take my own advice and do my own research. Keep listening to the so called 'experts' like Nersesian. Bunch of retards in society today. I guess that's why there's only one that can actually succeed at counting in the world solo without handouts to get started.
05-06-2021, 08:46 PM
monet

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Originally Posted by redietz

Precisely. Some folks here get offended when I say I'd dox them yesterday. Hey guys, I'd worry more about if you ever had your picture taken with a hooker during your lifetime. Because your lives have the potential to get real raggedy real fast.

Now we have to take " moral life advice" from a guy who has been arrested 17 times and shacks up with a slant eyed slope after the love of his life passed away.
05-06-2021, 09:36 PM
jdaewoo

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Originally Posted by ZenKinG

I guess that's why there's only one that can actually succeed at counting in the world solo without handouts to get started.

Don't keep us in suspense. Who?
05-07-2021, 12:30 AM
DGenBen

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Originally Posted by redietz

Quote:

Originally Posted by theywontpayontuesday

Quote:

Originally Posted by redietz

It'll all be moot shortly.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/04/tech/...ion/index.html

We will know who Jesus is when he comes back. He will be only innocent man.

Precisely. Some folks here get offended when I say I'd dox them yesterday. Hey guys, I'd worry more about if you ever had your picture taken with a hooker during your lifetime. Because your lives have the potential to get real raggedy real fast.

It could also get raggedy real fast if they ever use that same technology for dick pics.

They could track down every picture you ever sent to anyone electronically of your dick.
05-07-2021, 09:15 AM
redietz

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Originally Posted by DGenBen

Quote:

Originally Posted by redietz

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Originally Posted by theywontpayontuesday

We will know who Jesus is when he comes back. He will be only innocent man.

Precisely. Some folks here get offended when I say I'd dox them yesterday. Hey guys, I'd worry more about if you ever had your picture taken with a hooker during your lifetime. Because your lives have the potential to get real raggedy real fast.

It could also get raggedy real fast if they ever use that same technology for dick pics.

They could track down every picture you ever sent to anyone electronically of your dick.

And MDawg made the mistake of including his hands in some pics. He's probably that famous hand model, George Costanza. It's all going to come out in the wash.
05-08-2021, 04:45 PM
RS__

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Originally Posted by ZenKinG

without handouts

https://i.imgflip.com/2xpjrv.png
05-09-2021, 02:35 AM
mickeycrimm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenKinG

Playing heads up at Bellagio. Manager approaches me.

Manager : Sir, can I see your ID?

Me : I don't have one.

Manager : Sir, what's your name?

Me : They call me anonymous.

Manager : You know you're not welcome here. What's it going to take for you not to come back?

Me : As soon as I see a legal statute saying I can't access a public building.

*I stand up
*He tries to put his body against mine to intimidate me

Manager : We're just going to keep trespassing and escorting you out then.

Me : You better make everything 6-5. I'm gonna keep coming back.

*Manager darts back to desk disgruntled

Lmao. Just as I suspected. I'm reaching the casino buyout stage. They're giving up. Either that or I think they're gonna hire a hitman to kill me. Oh well. If that's how I go out. Couldn't care less. I'm dead in 50 years max anyway. If I die now jokes on all of you lmao. Enjoy this snowflake immoral and ignorant society for the next 50 years.

Just remember one thing. You can kill me, but you'll never be able to take away me being the best to ever do it on the blackjack felt. Put a price on that faggots. RIP to future me.

So how much money are you making at Bellagio these days?