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    LOL..do you project much, boyo? My health and...

    LOL..do you project much, boyo?

    My health and wealth are fine; off to Chinook Winds on a comp to gamble and party with friends.

    And no, you can't come along: it's the tunnels for you,...
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    You fucking loon. This is an internet forum...

    You fucking loon.

    This is an internet forum where disputes begin and resolve via words on a screen; threats of violence are for elementary school bullies, not successful AP's.

    You want fists in...
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    Ringo awoke covered in sweat, his heart racing. ...

    Ringo awoke covered in sweat, his heart racing.

    "Whoa, what a profound realization" he thought.

    While probably a dream, it had seemed so real.

    Ringo concluded that no, James wasn't the...
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    James was surprised to see Ringo dressed like a...

    James was surprised to see Ringo dressed like a chicken and Paul festooned in a Bozo the clown suit.

    "Come in, come in, and choose a costume."

    Lined up on a wall were many costumes; James...
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    To clarify: that wasn't me, KJ, as you well know....

    To clarify: that wasn't me, KJ, as you well know.

    I did copy and send to his casino a post douchedawg had made bragging as he does about how he was beating the shit out of them via sharp play etc....
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    What kind of father would crucify his own son?

    What kind of father would crucify his own son?
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    The following morning Cake Cream discovered that...

    The following morning Cake Cream discovered that James had acquired a new bed partner: an Asian woman who looked just like Yoko Ono.

    She tried to sing but sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard;...
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    Pshaw. Better you should ask "What is it about...

    Pshaw.

    Better you should ask "What is it about the behavior of certain posters that so angers others that they forward the offensive comments of the annoying player to casino staff so that they...
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    "A Confederacy of Dunces" is a great American...

    "A Confederacy of Dunces" is a great American novel; the author (John Kennedy Toole) wrote it out in cursive on legal pads then killed himself;

    Hid mother shopped it around, nobody was interested...
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    Tasha scratched her leg and pondered the...

    Tasha scratched her leg and pondered the unfairness of life.

    Just think: a girl with her abilities forced to live with her parents and turn over half her earnings from Walgreens as rent.

    Well,...
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    Yes, properly drafted a private contract between...

    Yes, properly drafted a private contract between six people can be enforceable.

    For example: a road maintenance agreement between home owners in the woods who all share and agree to split the...
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    I suspect there would be issues to enforceability...

    I suspect there would be issues to enforceability of such contracts.

    Violative of /against public policy, for example.

    Also, Axl claims he's their attorney but he isn't a lawyer, he's a...
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    James and Andy couldn't sleep: "Who was that...

    James and Andy couldn't sleep: "Who was that fellow that the test results say is our father?"

    They went back to Casino Royale: 4:00 AM, and there he was, daddio, plopped on a chair, picking the...
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    "Can I be John?" asked James. "Sure." With...

    "Can I be John?" asked James.

    "Sure."

    With that James shook Axl's hand, thanked him, and twisting his right arm behind himself he fired five hollow-point bullets from a .38 special revolver,...
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    Cake Cream assembled under the "Welcome to Las...

    Cake Cream assembled under the "Welcome to Las Vegas sign;" they took selfies and shook each other's hands.

    "OK, I think your daddy is a loud mouth jerkoff who posts on a third-rank gambling...
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    As the members of Cake Cream sat around the table...

    As the members of Cake Cream sat around the table in DQ, enjoying strawberry blizzards, a question was asked: "Well, if Old Axl isn't our father, then who is?"

    They all looked painfully stricken,...
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    I read that he was either pissed at or jealous of...

    I read that he was either pissed at or jealous of Bob Dancer being popular back in the day so he deliberately chose to adopt the last name "Singer" just to fuck with him.

    Get it?

    Dancer ......
  18. Really? Could of fooled me. All I did was...

    Really?

    Could of fooled me.

    All I did was practice law for decades and help myriad folks with their legal problems; they must have been satistied 'cause I neve got sued, never got disciplined...
  19. No doubt you deserved it and had it coming. ...

    No doubt you deserved it and had it coming.

    Like they did with Rasputin, they should try poison and then toss you headlong into a well.
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    They follow us online and are punishing you for...

    They follow us online and are punishing you for your horrible ongoing story about Axl, doppelgangers and time travel.
  21. As a former CIA spook he must be closely...

    As a former CIA spook he must be closely monitored by the NSA; heck, they may even have caused the blow out.

    Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me, with him going rogue and spilling the DUB secret;...
  22. Fuck off, Ron. What, you run out of coupons to...

    Fuck off, Ron.

    What, you run out of coupons to clip?
  23. The guy projectile vomits via computer. ...

    The guy projectile vomits via computer.

    Hopefully it's just a shtick of his; were he REALLY as fucked up as he comes off online he'd be shot down in the street like a rabid dog.
  24. LOL What if an asshole farts his opinion and...

    LOL

    What if an asshole farts his opinion and nobody really cares?

    Seedvalue=flatulence in print
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    What, did you kill your father to collect the...

    What, did you kill your father to collect the life insurance?

    Sleazy but effective.

    What an AP !

    As for my gambling I play for the fun of it, so I need not bet huge sums on negative...
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