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    Yes Axl, I've ZERO experience gambling online:...

    Yes Axl, I've ZERO experience gambling online: never really looked into it and wasn't sure what system, if any, was in place.
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    Andy espied a long-haired man walk past him,...

    Andy espied a long-haired man walk past him, pause, then climb onto the railing and allow himself to fall backwards toward the Stygian depths below.

    This caused Andy to experience mixed emotions...
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    Andy worried that Cake Cream still distrusted him...

    Andy worried that Cake Cream still distrusted him for what he'd tried to do; how could they not?

    His history of chronic depression had worsened over time: he had stopped taking prescribed meds...
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    Thanks guys...always appreciate the candor,...

    Thanks guys...always appreciate the candor, wisdom and helpfulness to be found here, in the Land That Luck Forgot: you guys are the best.

    Prior to posting I googled and what I found was not...
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    Tax question: offshore casino winnings

    My buddy won about eighteen thousand from an offshore internet casino.

    The money was distributed to him in small increments, e.g. three grand at a time, til he got it all.

    No W2-G was issued to...
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    Tasha / Nathan / call me Ray should publish her...

    Tasha / Nathan / call me Ray should publish her tale at WoV.

    Instead of chilling, thanking and welcoming each other non-stop they should actually DO something...perhaps Axl and his Merry Men...
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    Yup. She lied to the Wiz about me insulting...

    Yup.

    She lied to the Wiz about me insulting her on WoV again.

    The girl is desperate to muzzle me.

    But just like the turd that won't flush, I plan to pop up for more.

    Hey, new plot element...
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    "...and they lived happily ever after. THE END."...

    "...and they lived happily ever after. THE END."

    Tasha farted in joy at having finally finished her Magnum Opus.

    "Hey Nephi, I'm finally done with my book; I think I'll call it 'Axl and Cake...
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    Why should it affect the trial result? It's a...

    But still on the case. Ha.[/QUOTE]

    She was severely damaged and put on notice by the irritated judge. Aside from being a lying racist flake with a fat ass, her being so full of herself will doom...
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    Meanwhile, Tasha and Nephi gave up their plan to...

    Meanwhile, Tasha and Nephi gave up their plan to join the FLDS and returned to their day jobs; Tasha immediately tried to bring all of the resources of the NSA and the federal government to bear in...
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    The only Korean that Chone knew owned the liquor...

    The only Korean that Chone knew owned the liquor store near his home: his brother was shot and killed by the owner during a robbery.

    The absinthe tickled his throat; a bit of ouzo followed and he...
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    The blunt of top shelf fell out of Chone's mouth...

    The blunt of top shelf fell out of Chone's mouth when the magic typewriter started shaking, rattling, and then talking to him.

    "Whoa, this must be some good shit" he thought, pawing his packet of...
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    Yes, and it is also my wife's birthday. I took...

    Yes, and it is also my wife's birthday.

    I took her out for a nice Italian dinner and gave her a nice "mushy" card.

    We don't exchange gifts for xmas or birthday, we have anything we want: so we...
  14. Thread: Bill Benter

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMj_FG8GISg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMj_FG8GISg
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    Do they scan ID's 24/7, or only in the evening? ...

    Do they scan ID's 24/7, or only in the evening?

    I ask because the newer tribal casino closest to stumptown, Ilani, had a policy to scan ID's but only after 8:00 PM, and they recently stopped doing...
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    "Nephi, will you drive while I take care of some...

    "Nephi, will you drive while I take care of some bid-ness? I need to go online and change my socks again on VegasCasinoMumble."

    Tasha glared at her co-worker, letting him know he damned well...
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    I always made it a point to stop and play at both...

    I always made it a point to stop and play at both The Cal and Main Street Station when in sin city.

    A bit off the "beaten path" with an "island flavor" that resonates with me.

    MSS had a decent...
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    Hey garnabby old boy, old chum, old pal...why not...

    Hey garnabby old boy, old chum, old pal...why not try your hand at a bit of "fiction" on this thread?

    Join us in this gritty hot tub filled with broken dreams and restless hearts.

    Axl should...
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    To hell with that lotto forum, Tasha: Axl Rose is...

    To hell with that lotto forum, Tasha: Axl Rose is constipated and only YOU can give him an enema.
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    Garnabby, please. Watch the video before you...

    Garnabby, please.

    Watch the video before you start criticizing and doubting on his accomplishments.
  21. Thread: Bill Benter

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    Bill Benter

    A fascinating story: I'd never heard of this guy.

    He did what most can only dream about.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFVX2yoJDko
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    Damnit, knockers, you're sounding like KJ. ...

    Damnit, knockers, you're sounding like KJ.

    Next thing you know the hound will say you live in the tunnels and are a male prostitute.

    Do you?

    Are you?
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    Sure, it's as believable as most of his tales of...

    Sure, it's as believable as most of his tales of casino mastery.

    Uh huh, sho' 'nuf is...

    Girl, are you certain you aren't retarded as well as autistic?

    Hopefully stupidity isn't contagious.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lAY-rRRa4o

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lAY-rRRa4o
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    Once again sweat flowed down Tasha's dark visage:...

    Once again sweat flowed down Tasha's dark visage: was the jig up?

    Nephi surreptitiously stuck his finger up his butt while he laughed at his Nubian beloved.

    "Tasha, you sweet, sweet simpleton,...
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