Ha! I could come up with at least 36 of those right now by putting $1000 in and hitting the cashout button! You'll try anything short of posting an actual winning picture--which fits nicely into how you only can play nickels while you spend the rest of your money on medicine etc.etc. Such a laugh.
BTW, now for another dart to the heart, I just called Joseph in MINN. TI casino management 651.388.6300 and asked if players could take pictures of jackpots or any winning hands of their own, and he said absolutely YES. So try again, liar.