Big Casino Wins and Jackpots

[monet]

Not a lot of money, but nice finish. So I played a $5 FanDuel late baseball contest last night. Dave Peralta hits a home run for Arizona late to beat the Dodgers. I go from 5th place, worth $40, to 1st out of 850, worth 1K. I hang on to win.

The way these prizes are scaled is stupid. Worse than poker tournaments. I won by nine full points, which almost never happens. And I won with one of my players, Cody Bellinger, scoring zero. That also never happens, winning with a guy zeroing. But I'll take it. By the way, I know nada about baseball.

As a reward, I'll step out and play a $9 golf tournament tomorrow. LOL. I know less about golf.

Alright.
I'll give you a little golf clap for your jackpot win.
Seriously though, what kind of handicapper are you?
Don't know nothing about baseball???
You were just talking about how crazy the under is in the MLB this year.
So you are just a Football Specialist?
I guess you do horses too as you talk about your girlfriend crushing the Race Book?
I get it but I don't get it.
I guess concentrating on football only makes you more precise.
Perhaps you have inside information on College Football Programs and such.
I'd like to have a Heads Up Freeze Out against you involving all 4 major Pro Sports but you probably have too many connections and would be able to get their picks.
Let's make it for 100 bucks.
-They say you shoot big time sportsbook Ditz-
How bout 200 then?

You went from advising me to bet 3 to 4k on each hockey game straight to telling stories of how you bet 10k on one game to telling us how you play 9 dollar Fan Duel Contests.
I guess I get it.
Small Ball, Free Tourney and or such.
Seems Odd and you know better than to bet 10k on one ticket... you bet 9999.
These days you should bet more like 900 per ticket, the way they are trying to track everything.
Cut Cut Cut.
If I hear Good Luck and Do you have a Players Card one more time, Im'a gonna scream!
Fuck You People telling me Good Luck... hate it!
And I know you can tell me about some of my big ticket wins but I did that because I don't want to run around town betting 40 dollar parlays to keep the wins under 3 grand.