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  1. #3661
    Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    I can't believe you guys have never met. The most likely meet up on this forum
    Are you crazy??
    We are in the middle of the Winter of Severe Illness and Death!
    I can't meet up with anyone and jeopardize killing them since I am unvaccinated.

  2. #3662
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    I can't believe you guys have never met. The most likely meet up on this forum
    Are you crazy??
    We are in the middle of the Winter of Severe Illness and Death!
    I can't meet up with anyone and jeopardize killing them since I am unvaccinated.
    No way Tableplay took the evil juice, the only righty on this forum promoting the juice is Mickey

  3. #3663
    Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    I can't believe you guys have never met. The most likely meet up on this forum
    Are you crazy??
    We are in the middle of the Winter of Severe Illness and Death!
    I can't meet up with anyone and jeopardize killing them since I am unvaccinated.
    No way Tableplay took the evil juice, the only righty on this forum promoting the juice is Mickey
    Almost forgot Druff, he rarely posts here. Easy to forget !

  4. #3664
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
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    Nicely Done.
    12x!!
    I thought you resided in Reno but now I'm starting to think you travel around.
    Thanks Monet. I used to reside in Reno (where I lived in a weekly for 3 years) and I don't travel around much.
    Last edited by tableplay; 01-03-2022 at 08:30 AM.

  5. #3665
    Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by Ozzy View Post
    I can't believe you guys have never met. The most likely meet up on this forum
    Are you crazy??
    We are in the middle of the Winter of Severe Illness and Death!
    I can't meet up with anyone and jeopardize killing them since I am unvaccinated.
    No way Tableplay took the evil juice, the only righty on this forum promoting the juice is Mickey
    I had a flu shot, but not the Covid shot(s) - I likely had Covid in the first half of march 2020, but I never bothered to get tested so I can't say for sure.

  6. #3666
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
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    Nice one!

  7. #3667
    Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
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    Nice one!
    Thanx M8.

  8. #3668
    Man I just hit the Pizza Jackpot.
    I had a 50% off coupon for my entire order texted to me a couple months ago.
    I figured it expired but ordered Pizza anyway.
    Turns out it was still accepted.
    I ordered 2 X-Large Pizzas.
    They showed up to my door with 4 lol.
    I didn't hesitate in accepting them without saying a word.
    Turns out the cook must of messed up.
    I had 4 identically cooked pizzas and whoever cooked them did an amazing job.
    Probably the owner since they were unusually perfect looking and they didn't skimp on ingredients.
    Perhaps it was some disgruntled employee showing his boss lol.
    I'll give this guy 3 free pizzas for the price of one!!
    That will show 'em who's boss!
    Or maybe they just got confused and thought it was BOGO.
    Or perhaps the 2 salads screwed them up.
    Either Way... I Win.

    I also hit 4 deuces with an Ace last night for 10 grand but don't take pictures anymore.
    Who cares anyway... nobody... that's who!?

  9. #3669
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Man I just hit the Pizza Jackpot.
    I had a 50% off coupon for my entire order texted to me a couple months ago.
    I figured it expired but ordered Pizza anyway.
    Turns out it was still accepted.
    I ordered 2 X-Large Pizzas.
    They showed up to my door with 4 lol.
    I didn't hesitate in accepting them without saying a word.
    Turns out the cook must of messed up.
    I had 4 identically cooked pizzas and whoever cooked them did an amazing job.
    Probably the owner since they were unusually perfect looking and they didn't skimp on ingredients.
    Perhaps it was some disgruntled employee showing his boss lol.
    I'll give this guy 3 free pizzas for the price of one!!
    That will show 'em who's boss!
    Or maybe they just got confused and thought it was BOGO.
    Or perhaps the 2 salads screwed them up.
    Either Way... I Win.

    I also hit 4 deuces with an Ace last night for 10 grand but don't take pictures anymore.
    Who cares anyway... nobody... that's who!?
    Awesome hit Monet, congrats.

  10. #3670
    Been going since the mid 60's with my dad and me gambling since 71. Never had a hand pay, yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. #3671
    No need for phone cameras here, just a screenshot for this small but pleasant online hit (played a little VP while listening to the B14 podcast):
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  12. #3672
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    No need for phone cameras here, just a screenshot for this small but pleasant online hit (played a little VP while listening to the B14 podcast):
    Pretty!

  13. #3673
    Are the big (6 figure) jackpots on machines paid out over the course of 20 years in LV casinos? Someone told me about a woman who hit a big jackpot at an Indian reservation then found out it is paid out over 20 years without any interest or anything. This wasn't posted anywhere and was a big shock to her.

    Can you imagine if this was accepted practice at all bet levels? If 20 years is ok, then why not 100 years ? LOL. What a fucking joke. The other gamblers who have heard this story are just in awe but I'm like.. 'Indian casino? Yea... ok there you go.'

    It is not really acceptable at any bet levels just that the people who hit big scores are so few and far between they're allowed to burn the customers.
    I wander through the path of life. Wondering. Wondering what my next signature on VCT should be.

  14. #3674
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    No need for phone cameras here, just a screenshot for this small but pleasant online hit (played a little VP while listening to the B14 podcast):
    Pretty!
    Thanks M8.

  15. #3675
    Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
    Are the big (6 figure) jackpots on machines paid out over the course of 20 years in LV casinos? Someone told me about a woman who hit a big jackpot at an Indian reservation then found out it is paid out over 20 years without any interest or anything. This wasn't posted anywhere and was a big shock to her.

    Can you imagine if this was accepted practice at all bet levels? If 20 years is ok, then why not 100 years ? LOL. What a fucking joke. The other gamblers who have heard this story are just in awe but I'm like.. 'Indian casino? Yea... ok there you go.'

    It is not really acceptable at any bet levels just that the people who hit big scores are so few and far between they're allowed to burn the customers.
    I think Megabucks is paid over 20 years.

    I've seen drawings that payout over 20 years. They'll call it something like "Become a Millionaire." Then pay you 50K a year for 20 years.

    I went to Detroit about 20 years ago when Motor City opened because I read they installed the Lucky Coin Bonus System which I exploited at Mandalay when they opened. But it turned out to be a promotion called "Motor City Millionaire." Sometime during the month a machine would lock up and that person won 50K a year for 20 years. It was unexploitable so I left after a week.
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  16. #3676
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    Here's one I hit back in November. Drew a kicker on 34 out of the 100 hands.

    I can teach you how to win Yuuge jackpots like this, if you buy my very own unique system called "How to get incredibly lucky playing video poker!" All you have to do is send me 3 easy payments of $1995, and then start playing and hope you get lucky.
    Last edited by Cerveza Fria; 02-15-2022 at 11:38 AM.

  17. #3677
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    Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
    All you have to do is send me 3 easy payments of $1995, and then start playing and hope you get lucky.
    What, you want to charge almost six grand and then send your student off with "I hope you get lucky?"

    Works for me; where do I sign up?

    Since I started following the methods as laid down by WoV's baccarat guru I have on many occasions had runs of over fifty winning bets in a row, and this resulted in too much money stashed in the trunk of my Lincoln Town Car: the damned trunk lid barely closes.

    Thanks for giving me a way to get rid of some of it: I do so enjoy supporting those with clever patter and a gambling addiction.
    What, Me Worry?

  18. #3678
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
    All you have to do is send me 3 easy payments of $1995, and then start playing and hope you get lucky.
    What, you want to charge almost six grand and then send your student off with "I hope you get lucky?"

    Works for me; where do I sign up?
    I took the post by Cerveza Fria as mocking Rob, who for 15 years claimed he had a way to beat VP, winning short term and then just repeating those short term wins over and over. Yesterday when asked why he had lost his last visit to Circa, Rob said "a player has to get lucky to win", proving that Rob has no clue about even elementary advantage play.

    anyway, welcome Cerveza.

    BTW 34 out of 100 kicker was above EV, so that is about all you can hope for. Nicely done.

  19. #3679
    Yes, you are correct. I was mocking, not just him, but everyone who claims they have "The winning system" for Video Poker. Yes, you have to play each hand correctly, each and every time. Yes, you need to select the correct games to play (don't play a game with shitty pay tables as this can and will affect your win-rate). I have spent tens of thousands of hours over the years honing my skills on various games from Game Kings, Super times, Ultimate, Deal Draw, Spin and Triple Spin, Extra Draw Frenzy etc... But, to hit a major jackpot (I consider major $20k and up), the bottom line is that you need to get lucky.

    The funny thing about the jackpot I posted above is that I was talking about this very scenario I was LUCKILY dealt with a friend who knows alot about Video poker about 2-3 weeks before. I had just found this 100 play machine (with all of the games i like to play with fair pay tables) that was just installed in the High Limit Room at the Seminole Hard Rock (Hollywood, Fl). We were discussing that the probability of drawing a kicker was approx. 25 out of 100. We figured a reasonable expectation would be anywhere from 20 to 30. As you correctly state, 34 kickers is a sick pull.
    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

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    OK, much like a hunchback leaving hospital after back surgery I now stand corrected.
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