I think you mean "zombie-ant fungus?"
If so, voila...
The daft punk from Ontario bit onto the vein of a leaf and wouldn't let go.
Thoughts of genetria and mathematical paradoxes flooded his spore-infected brain until the final pain-soaked moment when "poof" his head exploded and out poured billions of new zombie-ant fungus spores, the wind taking them to the closest casino."
There, see how easy that was?
OK, your turn...