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  1. #201
    Maybe to settle disputes about legitimacy of royals, we should have a "rule" that you have to be in the photo with your royal? Of course, that wouldnt stop someone from going to a player who hit a royal and asking "would you mind taking a picture of me with your royal flush?" LOL

  2. #202
    I have a letter from my mother--is that ok?

  3. #203
    Originally Posted by regnis View Post
    I have a letter from my mother--is that ok?
    No. If you are 50 years or older, only letters from both maternal grandparents and paternal grandparents will be accepted.

  4. #204
    So funny. Arci has so much disdain for my wins that now Alan needs more than the picture? I'll tell you what--that nonsense doesn't really mean a heck of a lot as I count all the cash in my rig's safe

    I have a good idea though, but even it might prompt the ultra-jealous arci to claim another "CONSPIRACY!" We could scan the corresponding W2G's and send the copy to Alan for confirmation. But seeing that it's mostly he & I who get under the AP's skin with these pictures (and of course, nobody wants me to follow up on a million dollar vp career with more vp winning!) maybe the thread should be closed so arci can feel better, Spock can go on an extended vacation, and redietz can relax and stop trying to figure out how it is I continually beat those impossible-to-beat on a regular basis, gosh darn -EV machines!

  5. #205
    Hey Rob, I thought we were just going to do constructive discussions from now on?

  6. #206
    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    Hey Rob, I thought we were just going to do constructive discussions from now on?
    Will never happen with Singer.

  7. #207
    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    No. If you are 50 years or older, only letters from both maternal grandparents and paternal grandparents will be accepted.
    alav ha-shalom

  8. #208
    Originally Posted by regnis View Post
    alav ha-shalom
    And may you live to be one-hundred and twenty years.

  9. #209
    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    Hey Rob, I thought we were just going to do constructive discussions from now on?
    Here's a constructive thought: I hit jackpots, take pics for your thread, I post them as requested in the thread, then the envious whiners try to deconstruct them any way possible. While this may be disruptive on their part, it does make me tingle. That's constructive.

  10. #210
    What's going on here! Where's some jackpot pictures? Am I going to have to get back to playing for some good hits to be put up again? Come on....lets see some! Alan, where's some $5 hits? Arci, how about it--you gotta be hittin' SOMETHING in those 7 hour time-wasters at the local Indian joint! Put 'em up!

  11. #211
    Haven't been playing Rob.

  12. #212
    OK, now let us wonder about arci next. That guy plays 7 hours a WEEK when he should be staying home helping the situation. He has to be hitting SOME chest-pounders...at least to make up for his escaping. And most importanly, don't AP'S ever win anything?
    Last edited by Rob.Singer; 05-03-2013 at 06:21 PM.

  13. #213
    Aw .... isn't it cute that speedo wants to know how I'm doing. I can only imagine he is hoping, probably praying that I'm losing. Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. So far this year I have had 7 winning sessions and 10 losing sessions (not including cb and fp) which is right about average.

    The bottom line is positive even though I've only manged one RF all year. I'm right on track for an average winning year which would be the 11th in a row. Still a long way to go. It could certainly go either way. That's the way it is with randomness.

    BTW, I thought I mentioned my wife spends those days with an old friend. She actually look forward to it. Sorry to burst your bubble yet again, speedo. Don't you and your coyote have a date or something? You probably shouldn't be fantasizing about me and my wife .... chuckle, chuckle.

  14. #214
    Arci....being the hubby of a perfectly healthy wife who has all of her undecimated innards, no pretend scenario you pull together out of sheer frustration can hide the P-A-I-N you just ain't able to hide. Sorry!

  15. #215
    From the movie:

    Girl: What - Oh, what does Coyote Ugly mean?

    Lil: Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly.

  16. #216
    And that, my friends, is arci describing his once healthy wife who now is a decimated shell of a woman who wears wife-beater shirts without worry of exposure, and who cannot be alone for fear her gizzard-alert system might fail.

    I KILL ME!!

  17. #217
    Back on topic... you gave me the bug and I went late last night. Unfortunately I dumped too much money playing at the $5 Aces and Faces game and on my way out, without much money left, I gave it one more try at a $1 Aces and Faces machine I usually put my free play through. I started with only $40 in the machine and it started hitting, and then....

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    This is #4 of 2013: 2 at $5, 1 at $1, 1 at 25-cents

  18. #218
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    And that, my friends, is arci describing his once healthy wife who now is a decimated shell of a woman who wears wife-beater shirts without worry of exposure, and who cannot be alone for fear her gizzard-alert system might fail.
    Nice try speedo, we all saw the picture you posted of your wife. Gnaw, gnaw ....

    Alan, keep the streak going as long as possible. It's great when randomness works for us.

  19. #219
    Good hit Alan, and arci should take note. A $4000 royal is nice, but he's gonna need a good $5 RF and get paid in ones to stuff the bra if he ever expects his wife to look like a real woman again

  20. #220
    For those here who still know how to party....or at least for those here who still CAN and still have something left to party about: Happy Cinco de Mayo!

    Alan, let's see some more pictures. Keep that random luck coming! I haven't played since my dollar royal a few weeks ago that I split the jackpot on, but most machines I've played the past 3 or 4 months have been smokin' hot. Cindy & I'll be hiking down to Vikingsholm on Emerald Bay a week from today, then at the Peppermill on Monday for my next casino mugging. Sure is great to be able to get out and about and not be stuck with some pathetic burden!

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