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[james40]

Thanks for reminding me, Rob. I just checked with Experian. My credit rating is 797. I maintain credit because you have to have it to do various things. I pay my balances off every month so interest is of no concern to me. I'm not an expert on credit and am certainly not burdened with credit card debt. I just received another unsolicited offer for a credit line. I accepted the card because there is no yearly fee and the money I spend in restaurants and supermarkets gets me a big discount on gasoline. I run through 50 or 60 gallons a month so it should be a big savings to me. I'm always looking for loopholes and hidden charges. If I catch them screwing me I cancel the card.

Rob, how is your credit rating after those two recent judgements for non-payment of rent?

Good job on setting the hook deep in the old troll and his best buddy. You've had them flopping around here for several days now. People get too hung up on credit score, living a debt free life is the key to financial freedom. I like and use affinity cards, but only recommend them if paid of every month. Sounds like you have some common sense, I doubt if there are any bankruptcies in your past.

[Rob.Singer]

More entertainment watching you make more silly, unsubstantiated claims mickey. Coach wounded you so badly that now all you can do is throw some salt into it as a relief!

So let's have some more of that virtual reality. How about "I have hundreds of thousands in my rotting out mattress" or "I bought a Rolex from playing nickel keno".

And then there's your already proclaimed "gotcha" claiming "I could start receiving Social Security payments but I'm gonna wait a few more years"....when you also claim to "never have worked a real job in my life".

These kind of mistakes originate from living a made-up life on the internet as well as having no education. Bingo on both counts!

[james40]

Good job on setting the hook deep in the old troll and his best buddy. You've had them flopping around here for several days now. People get too hung up on credit score, living a debt free life is the key to financial freedom. I like and use affinity cards, but only recommend them if paid of every month. Sounds like you have some common sense, I doubt if there are any bankruptcies in your past.

Last thing at night and first thing in the morning, man Mickey really has the hook in you deep.

[jbjb]

These kind of mistakes originate from living a made-up life on the internet.

This is Rob in a nutshell. A complete 100% fabricated casino and life story jealous of others. Keep blowing your government assistance in casinos buddy. :-)

[coach belly]

I've never really liked calling 1 round of 100-play as "100 hands"

More wormm-speak. Like it or not, 1 round of play on a 100-play machine is 100 hands...they're right there on the screen.

If coach had any sense, he'd realize wagering 1:100 on being ahead after 1M hands on a 98% game would be a ludicrous bet. I don't suspect that anything he's said thus far has been serious

I'm serious...I'll take a shot at it.

I'll be in Vegas for a week this Spring, I suspect that I'll play 20 hours or so anyway,
so I'm willing to play it on a challenge like this for a chance to win $10K.

I only need to be ahead by a penny...Alan and jbjb wrote about a betting strategy that can win.

The wormm is out...he can't afford a vacation in Las Vegas...no earthworm can.

Maybe one of you locals can put him up for a couple of days, do you have a lawn or garden, or even some moistened soil in a pot will do.

Even though he claims to "work' only one week per month, whatever week I come to Vegas is the week he'll be busy with his keno plays.

Plus it would take forever for him to wiggle his way down from Montana...so that makes it impractical for him...I understand now.

But any of you local wormm-lovers can act as his surrogate, or even cover his action yourself.

You have a couple of months to think it over...let me know.

[Alan Mendelson]

Frankly I don't understand why Mickey has to be present to witness this. RS__ lives in Vegas.

[regnis]

Alan-no good can come from a logical and reasonable solution like that.

[RS__]

No way in hell I'd meet up Coach or Rob. I have at least some dignity. And I wouldn't lay 100:1 that you'd be behind after 10,000 spins on 100-play.

[Alan Mendelson]

If it came down to me, yes, I could meet up and be the witness. But no one will believe me despite my Emmy award, my awards from the LA Press Club, my awards from the Radio TV News Association of Southern Cal, my Janus Award for the Best Economic Reporting in the country, or my 30+ years as a TV journalist including 5 years at CBS News and writing for Barron's and New York Magazine. I know that no one will believe me because when I watched a random shooter throw a Yo 18 times in a row at a craps table at Caesars no one believed me. And when I went back to Caesars a few weeks later to get access to the tapes, they told me that the tapes are recycled after about three days unless a hold is put on them. And the one dealer at the table who I knew by name (and sight) was James who retired. And since no one even bet on the Yo even once and there weren't any big payouts made there isn't even a back room record of it. So... I'm out.

[regnis]

I believe you about the "Yo's" Alan.

Of course I still believe the earth is flat.

[quahaug]

If it came down to me, yes, I could meet up and be the witness. But no one will believe me despite my Emmy award, my awards from the LA Press Club, my awards from the Radio TV News Association of Southern Cal, my Janus Award for the Best Economic Reporting in the country, or my 30+ years as a TV journalist including 5 years at CBS News and writing for Barron's and New York Magazine. I know that no one will believe me because when I watched a random shooter throw a Yo 18 times in a row at a craps table at Caesars no one believed me. And when I went back to Caesars a few weeks later to get access to the tapes, they told me that the tapes are recycled after about three days unless a hold is put on them. And the one dealer at the table who I knew by name (and sight) was James who retired. And since no one even bet on the Yo even once and there weren't any big payouts made there isn't even a back room record of it. So... I'm out.

Wow. What are the odds of all those events taking place in a perfect storm of bs.?

[blackhole]

It’s hard to imagine what type of full blown fools could possibly participate and feed such a fn pathetic thread about such a fn pathetic challenge for days and pages of nonsense.

Then it hit me: fn pathetic self-proclaimed AP’s could be the only answer.

You all confirmed your all as dumb if not dumber than this challenge. Micky, you may not be the number one AP out there, but you’re by far the number one asshole.

[Rob.Singer]

Good idea suggesting mickey come to LV for the challenge with coach this spring, and have him stay with a fellow BSer jbjb. Between the two of them, maybe they could afford his round-trip bus tickets, and they MAY even start a homo relationship! After all, both spent long periods of time on WoV

[jbjb]

Is that all you got Rob? I don't swing that way so quick sucking your wife's penis. You must have me confused with KewlJ.

P.S. I have no dog in this challenge and don't give a rat's ass who wins.

[james40]

It’s hard to imagine what type of full blown fools could possibly participate and feed such a fn pathetic thread about such a fn pathetic challenge for days and pages of nonsense.

Then it hit me: fn pathetic self-proclaimed AP’s could be the only answer.

You all confirmed your all as dumb if not dumber than this challenge. Micky, you may not be the number one AP out there, but you’re by far the number one asshole.

I'm enjoying this, I haven't seen the chest thumpers this wound up in a long time. He's got the old troll checking this thread first thing in the morning an last thing at night and responding blow for blow. I think he has a thing for Mickey, lots of homo talk from the guy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Keep it up Mickey, reel em in.

[mickeycrimm]

I just got home after a busy day. Wow! All this talk and suggestions about witnesses. You know that could make things easy on me if someone volunteers to witness. Whoever volunteers, if you need any recommendations for hotels and dining establishments in Butte, let me know.

[mickeycrimm]

And then there's your already proclaimed "gotcha" claiming "I could start receiving Social Security payments but I'm gonna wait a few more years"....when you also claim to "never have worked a real job in my life".

This is a prime example of how Rob fabricates lies with such ease. He even used quote marks of me supposedly saying I "never have worked a real job in my life." He is such a compulsive liar it's just really pathetic. He makes up lies about people out of the thin air. No one can ever find a post by me in any of the gambling forums saying such a thing.

I'm proud of my hard working past. I went to sea at the age of 16 doing a man's job in the engine room of a freighter. I never looked back. There were a few spots where I had easy jobs but most of it was damn hard work.

Have you ever worked 16 hours days in a fish processor when the salmon are running?
Have you ever packed 40 pound cabinets with wash basins in them up ten flights of stairs all day?
Have you ever dug ditches?
Have you ever stacked 63 pound boxes of pollock row on 12 hour shifts for days at the time?
Have you ever packed sheetrock?
Have you ever toted pressurized lumber?
Have you ever stacked 110 pound crab boxes?
Have you ever built scaffolding six stories high?
Have you ever done stoop labor like pulling weeds?
Have you ever palletized cases of bottle water?
Have you ever worked a placer mine like Gold Rush on the Discovery Channel?
Have you ever split and stacked firewood?
Have you ever moved furniture?
Have you ever wheel barrowed concrete?
Have you ever toted hundred pound form boards at 9600 ft. altitude in the Rocky Mountains?

I've done all of the above and more. Sure, it was in my drifting around days. But I was one of the hardest working guys out there. And Rob has air conditioned sinuses.

[mickeycrimm]

As to the question of being ahead on 7/5 BP after one million hands, that's one million deals with one million final hands, I got an answer from mikepeck5440 on vpFREE. He has a program that makes such computations. The chance is 1 in at least 30,000 that you will be at breakeven or ahead after 1 million hands.

This morning I just put forth the question of being at breakeven or ahead after 10,000 deals on a hundred play as I think belly's chances would be much better because of the smaller number--10,000--of deals.

[coach belly]

It will cost me a lot of lost productivity by having to monitor him on the play.

There's that wormm-speak again.

If lost productivity is a real issue, then why insist on 6-months worth of monitoring in Montana, as opposed to a weekend in Las Vegas?

[mickeycrimm]

There's that wormm-speak again.

If lost productivity is a real issue, then why insist on 6-months worth of monitoring in Montana, as opposed to a weekend in Las Vegas?

Because there is only single line and I'm going to make you flatbet $1.25 per hand. I want to torture you. It will be great laughs while I'm wasting my time. Besides, there is no way you will get through 1 million hands. Your money will start disappearing very quickly early on. You will see the handwriting on the wall, flip me the hundy, and run for the hills.