Big Casino Wins and Jackpots

[DGenBen]

Assuming your question isn't simply rhetorical ...

There are other boards that deal with that sort of thing.

We pretty much figured out "the gambling thing" some time ago, and come here to amuse ourselves and possibly learn something new, which does happen occasionally.

It also might help to think of this board as sort of a Three Stooges film, with us all taking turns playing the Stooges.

N'yuk n'yuk n'yuk.

Thank you,

That actually makes perfect sense ��

I Resemble That Remark. whoop whoop whoop!

Soitnely!!!! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!

When i was a kid my parents took me over to a neighbors house and they had just bought a color TV back when having a color TV was a big deal.

The Three Stooges was on but because they wanted to show off the color TV they wouldn’t let me watch it and made we watch car racing instead since it was in color.

I still hate car racing to this day.

[Rob.Singer]

So, rather than admit you're wrong, you just ignore the proof posted in the link in post #3696 on the previous page. There a link showing the picture with the Jackpot Handpay which I posted on Poker Fraud Alert back in November. You didn't bet, because you're a coward and a fake self-appointed guru.

You're no better than Christopher Mitchell. LOL.

You don't get it amigo....other than the name-calling. Getting skewered for no apparent reason is in the DNA here. I already knew boz wouldn't mislead me, but is there a better way to rattle the cage of someone who just had such a unique vp winner than post an opinion of doubt and then stick with it until you're forced to post more? You obviously care a whole lot about what people you don't know and who don't matter one bit think or say about you or what you post. That's a mistake. $47,200 is a good hit. I hope you took cash because you never know these days. I keep a little over double that in my doomsday safe for that very reason. Keep the liberal mob away from it (and don't pour it back into the machines) and you'll be fine.

Why didn't you post both pictures here like you did over there--it would have shut me up from everything but saying how great a hit it was.

Hey Gringo, I can handle the incoming fire. I've been dealing with the misfits @ poker fraud alert for several years now. As for the pics, the one with the Jackpot Handpay blocks the view of the hands. And, unlike you, I only post pics of real video plays.

And, while I've played more video poker than the average person, I'm not trying to convince anyone that I'm a video poker Guru with a magic system. Anyone who does is full of shit. And I enjoy mocking the charlatans who do. It's nothing more than a simple game based on math. I'm just a degenerate gambler, who plays a lot of video poker, and occasionally gets really lucky.

And so you feel you're impressing others by posting a pic like that while admitting to being a degenerate gambler who can "handle the heat"? Well you didn't handle it so well here now did you. The heat didn't just turn into cool as it rolled off all that grease.

As for the Jackpot Call Attendant photo you dodged the question. You posted both at that poker addict site. Why not here. You still giddy over the win and think no one's gonna grill you like carnitas?

Take it as a teachable moment. Even you can learn something from the non-gurus.

[Cerveza Fria]

You don't get it amigo....other than the name-calling. Getting skewered for no apparent reason is in the DNA here. I already knew boz wouldn't mislead me, but is there a better way to rattle the cage of someone who just had such a unique vp winner than post an opinion of doubt and then stick with it until you're forced to post more? You obviously care a whole lot about what people you don't know and who don't matter one bit think or say about you or what you post. That's a mistake. $47,200 is a good hit. I hope you took cash because you never know these days. I keep a little over double that in my doomsday safe for that very reason. Keep the liberal mob away from it (and don't pour it back into the machines) and you'll be fine.

Why didn't you post both pictures here like you did over there--it would have shut me up from everything but saying how great a hit it was.

Hey Gringo, I can handle the incoming fire. I've been dealing with the misfits @ poker fraud alert for several years now. As for the pics, the one with the Jackpot Handpay blocks the view of the hands. And, unlike you, I only post pics of real video plays.

And, while I've played more video poker than the average person, I'm not trying to convince anyone that I'm a video poker Guru with a magic system. Anyone who does is full of shit. And I enjoy mocking the charlatans who do. It's nothing more than a simple game based on math. I'm just a degenerate gambler, who plays a lot of video poker, and occasionally gets really lucky.

And so you feel you're impressing others by posting a pic like that while admitting to being a degenerate gambler who can "handle the heat"? Well you didn't handle it so well here now did you. The heat didn't just turn into cool as it rolled off all that grease.

As for the Jackpot Call Attendant photo you dodged the question. You posted both at that poker addict site. Why not here. You still giddy over the win and think no one's gonna grill you like carnitas?

Take it as a teachable moment. Even you can learn something from the non-gurus.

In addition to being a fraud, you can't read either. I didn't dodge the question. And grill all you want, it only makes you look more foolish.

Speaking of getting grilled, you have never provide any proof whatsoever that the machines in Vegas are not random. All you did was dodge the question.

[Cerveza Fria]

Hey Gringo Rob,

So, I'll be in Vegas the end of this coming week for the Rock N Roll Half Marathon. Which machines on the strip are the ones that aren't random? Please indicate which casino and where on the floor they can be located. Thanks in advance. LOL.

[redietz]

Display of skill last week. Finished second in the Xpressbet Beat the Host Contest.

[kewlJ]

Display of skill last week. Finished second in the Xpressbet Beat the Host Contest.

I googled this, looking for a list of winners or something. Couldn't find it. Looks like horseracing? Didn't know you were into that. Congrats on second place.... assuming that returns some money.

[redietz]

Display of skill last week. Finished second in the Xpressbet Beat the Host Contest.

I googled this, looking for a list of winners or something. Couldn't find it. Looks like horseracing? Didn't know you were into that. Congrats on second place.... assuming that returns some money.

The site is copyrighted, so you can't post links or even print it. If you have an Xpressbet account, you can look it up. There were 500 entrants or thereabouts.

[monet]

Beat That Cockroaches!

[MaxPen]

So close but yet so far. Kind of like trying to find a new car in modern day USA. Better luck next time comrade.

[jbjb]

Beat That Cockroaches!

Now THAT is the "nut flush".

[MisterV]

Wow, you won $35.00 on a $2.00 bet and feel it is important enough to post about?

How empty your life must be.

[kewlJ]

Wow, you won $35.00 on a $2.00 bet and feel it is important enough to post about?

How empty your life must be.

That would be $70 on a $2 bet, MisterV.

I am just confused as to why he didn't try to get a 10 of clubs instead of a 9 of clubs. You have to "telepath" these things to the machines. That communication works both ways.

[monet]

Wow, you won $35.00 on a $2.00 bet and feel it is important enough to post about?

How empty your life must be.

It's not my fault you and queerJ don't understand.

[Cerveza Fria]

Beat That Cockroaches!

This would cause me to tilt.

[MisterV]

It's not my fault you and queerJ don't understand.

I don't play VP but even I could see you are whining about drawing the nine of clubs instead of the ten of clubs.

The significance eludes me, unless as posted it was a "So close yet so far" sort of thing, which is hardly remarkable.

[kewlJ]

I didn't interpret Porkchop's post as whining. And while not remarkable, I appreciate the honesty of sharing not JUST the winning hands (or baccarat session). Gambling is winning AND losing and in this time of so much claiming only winning, I applaud someone showing an "almost, but not quite" play.

[MisterV]

So then, we should all post screen shots of our losing plays?

Actually his post doesn't irk me too badly, I just like to give Monet some shit now and then: he revels in it.

[theywontpayontuesday]

Mendelson is such a fucking retard. Saw his post on WOV https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gamb...ll/#post841978 and I called they suicide hotline. Unfortunately, they would not agree to talk him into it and seal the deal. What kind of idiot is saying shit like this after years of hanging with APs? Maybe only the fuck boy with the Newell would speak to him, IDK.

[MaxPen]

There's another aspect that is being overlooked which is significant. But whatever, that's why posting shit online is a waste of time.

[MisterV]

I stayed last night at Motel 6 in Lincoln City, Oregon; good rate and clean, but that's the only good thing I can say about it.

Very noisy heater, refrigerator, and elevator: oh, did I say they put my bed against a wall shared with the elevator shaft?

But that's fine; I went to be last night up eighty bucks, which is sort of novel: usually I'm in a hole by then, but I was blessed by good fortune yesterday and today.

It gets better.


I got a two thousand dollar hand pay at Chinook Winds on my favorite game this morning: I had a ten dollar bet, it came up: 2X pay, = (that's a double bar), 5X pay, a multiplier of 200X.

Ka-ching.

Ate at the near-legendary Otis Cafe his AM: German potatoes, yum...with bacon: having left overs with wifey tonight (German potatoes, eggs, molasses bread); they screwed up and added bacon to my order: I didn't have to pay extra for the bacon: tastes great.

Won a bit on the way home from Spirit Mountain.

Total profit for the trip: $1909.00 plus an additional $500.00 estimated tax payment withheld for Uncle Sam.

Luck happens.