Big Casino Wins and Jackpots

[mickeycrimm]

The casinos have the edge so they don't have to shut down. Players who don't have the edge are wise to take the money and run. Even when you are at a positive game it doesn't mean you will win -- because you are not playing as many games as the casino is playing to spread out your risk. You guys are crazy. Any of you really making any money practicing what you preach?

Well, I already explained in the post just before yours here what I'm capable of. To me a losing day is one where I only make $250 or $300. My daily average is $557. Another little tidbit, I pretty much hold the line at a 10% edge these days. A grinder I'm not. Don't ask me how I get such big edges. I won't tell you. It's my intellectual property. I once challenged Singer to come to Montana and follow me around and watch me make money. I would never make that challenge to you. You are much to smart. I could do it right in front of Singer and he wouldn't get it, but you would.

Oh, yes, one other thing-Arci and One-Eyed-Jacks. Arci is the leading expert on OEJ today. I took one look at the strategy sheet for the game and ran for the hills. No way in hell am I gonna try to learn such a complicated strategy. But kudos to Arci. He's the man on that game.

[Alan Mendelson]

mickeycrimm not only would I follow you, but I am likely to put the whole damn thing on TV if you showed me you really could earn $557 per day in casinos.

[mickeycrimm]

[QUOTE=Alan Mendelson;24290]mickeycrimm not only would I follow you, but I am likely to put the whole da

Alan, I cannot make that claim in every gambling market. I will never tell you that I can do that in the Nevada market, or the Mississippi market or the New Jersey market. But from where I am now I can damn well do it. I'm in the throes of making you an offer. I believe that you are the one man in all of these gamblng forums whose creditibilty is behond reproach. I'm not going to make the offer tonight, Alan, as I have been out drinking. But the offer I'm going to make to you involves you and your wife being willing to take a Montana vacation. I'm willing to meet up with you and show you a side of gambling that you have never seeen before. I'll show you how the real thing is done, but only after you and your wife promise me that you will never expose my plays to another human being. You will be very welcome to make any comment you want to as to whether Mickey Crimm is the real thing or a dismal failure on this forum or any other. But I will hold you to secrecy on any thing I show you and you and your wife. It's an open to you and your wife. And I guarantee you that if you put in a little effort in your tour of Montana, after you get my clinic on the machines Montana, you will easily cover the cost of your tour of Montana. This offer is only open to you and no one else.

[mickeycrimm]

mickeycrimm not only would I follow you, but I am likely to put the whole damn thing on TV if you showed me you really could earn $557 per day in casinos.

Why would you think that I would sell myself out by putting what I know on TV? What I know can be easily figured out by others. There is no way in hell I would go on TV and make it easy for the other sharps to figure it out.

[mickeycrimm]

[QUOTE=mickeycrimm;24296]

mickeycrimm not only would I follow you, but I am likely to put the whole da

Alan, I cannot make that claim in every gambling market. I will never tell you that I can do that in the Nevada market, or the Mississippi market or the New Jersey market. But from where I am now I can damn well do it. I'm in the throes of making you an offer. I believe that you are the one man in all of these gamblng forums whose creditibilty is behond reproach. I'm not going to make the offer tonight, Alan, as I have been out drinking. But the offer I'm going to make to you involves you and your wife being willing to take a Montana vacation. I'm willing to meet up with you and show you a side of gambling that you have never seeen before. I'll show you how the real thing is done, but only after you and your wife promise me that you will never expose my plays to another human being. You will be very welcome to make any comment you want to as to whether Mickey Crimm is the real thing or a dismal failure on this forum or any other. But I will hold you to secrecy on any thing I show you and you and your wife. It's an open to you and your wife. And I guarantee you that if you put in a little effort in your tour of Montana, after you get my clinic on the machines Montana, you will easily cover the cost of your tour of Montana. This offer is only open to you and no one else.

I was drunk when I made you this offer, Alan. But I'm a man of my word. Should you ever take a Montana vacation I will gladly meet up with you and give you a clinic on the machines. I will hold you to secrecy on the plays. But you are very welcome to make any comments in this forum or any other as to whether I am a fraud or not. I think your credibility speaks for itself and others would take your word for it.

[ThomasClines]

This was done with one of the blackjack experts a couple of years ago.

The guy made his $500 for a couple of days, than had a few bad days, and never came back.

Who? I forget, it was on tv... in one eye, and out the other.


P.S. Alan, you could come here to Canada to do the same thing with any casino game you want to. Just don't tell anyone how I beat them for a FEW days! Guaranteed.

P.P.S. I'll throw an orange chip on the color of your choice. Win, and you keep all.

[mickeycrimm]

This was done with one of the blackjack experts a couple of years ago.

The guy made his $500 for a couple of days, than had a few bad days, and never came back.

Who? I forget, it was on tv... in one eye, and out the other.


P.S. Alan, you could come here to Canada to do the same thing with any casino game you want to. Just don't tell anyone how I beat them for a FEW days! Guaranteed.

P.P.S. I'll throw an orange chip on the color of your choice. Win, and you keep all.

Clines, I don't see you as a totally bad guy. But you are definitely an ignorant chump. I will also make another promise to Alan. If he puts in a little bit of time with what I teach him, not so much time that it interferes with his Montana vacation, he will easily make enough money to cover the cost of his Montana vacation. This offer is only open to Alan. No one else need apply.

[ThomasClines]

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[mickeycrimm]

I just have one question to ask you, Clines. Is ignorance bliss?

[Alan Mendelson]

At Caesars Palace this morning with free play money hit an $8000 royal on 7/5 Bonus. Photo coming when I return. Quit playing after converting all free play to cash.

[ThomasClines]

I just have one question to ask you, Clines. Is ignorance bliss?

That's your one question?

Well, I'm okay, if you're okay.

[dannyj]

At Caesars Palace this morning with free play money hit an $8000 royal on 7/5 Bonus. Photo coming when I return. Quit playing after converting all free play to cash.

Nice hit Alan, congrats! What does that make it, your 10th one this year?

[Chimp]

At Caesars Palace this morning with free play money hit an $8000 royal on 7/5 Bonus. Photo coming when I return. Quit playing after converting all free play to cash.

Yay Alan! Great!

[mickeycrimm]

That's your one question?

Well, I'm okay, if you're okay.

How bout I go to Canada and put a bit boot in your lightweight ass. You light weight Canucks don't do a damn thing on this planet. You are all a bunch of coward bitches living off the Americans names.

[ThomasClines]

How bout I go to Canada and put a bit boot in your lightweight ass. You light weight Canucks don't do a damn thing on this planet. You are all a bunch of coward bitches living off the Americans names.

The Wizard has kept you pent up way too long on that "coward bitches living off the Americans names" forum of his?

Maybe, Alan ought to set up a Gambler's Anonymous style thread, for the hard core ones to vent themselves?

Mr V, for one, could do with a little.

[ThomasClines]

Quit playing after converting all free play to cash.

Wise decision.

[Rob.Singer]

Ah yes....Montana--the great "You've Got The Edge!" state!! Every famous 10%er AP ends up there, don'tcha know. Now if they only could lessen the alcohol content in them there Moose Drools.....

Mickey, here's some advice. There are no other forums like Wizard's, where a bunch of self-absorbed, self-proclaimed AP theorists talk a big game from the safety & anonymity of behind their computers. Eventually, even the wizard was forced to panhandle to keep his life going. These people cannot pay bills on theory, and they can't make up believable stories about scooping up $600 bucks a day in the glorious casinos of Montana. This is not 1845. And even back then people actually DID things instead of talked about theoretical situations, because in the end, just like when you guzzle the beer, it's all about what actually happened and not about what theory SAYS should happen. Don't let all those anti-establishment homos and mensa fools at wizard's take the reality out of your life. Get a grip please, and wise up.

Alan, that's a good hit. But just IMAGINE how much better it would have been on a 100.01% game!

We're on the Northern Oregon Coast and we're leaving for Minn. in a few weeks. Going thru N. Dakota and Montana. Where should I be stopping to p/u this $600/day?

[mickeycrimm]

Ah yes....Montana--the great "You've Got The Edge!" state!! Every famous 10%er AP ends up there, don'tcha know. Now if they only could lessen the alcohol content in them there Moose Drools.....

Mickey, here's some advice. There are no other forums like Wizard's, where a bunch of self-absorbed, self-proclaimed AP theorists talk a big game from the safety & anonymity of behind their computers. Eventually, even the wizard was forced to panhandle to keep his life going. These people cannot pay bills on theory, and they can't make up believable stories about scooping up $600 bucks a day in the glorious casinos of Montana. This is not 1845. And even back then people actually DID things instead of talked about theoretical situations, because in the end, just like when you guzzle the beer, it's all about what actually happened and not about what theory SAYS should happen. Don't let all those anti-establishment homos and mensa fools at wizard's take the reality out of your life. Get a grip please, and wise up.

Alan, that's a good hit. But just IMAGINE how much better it would have been on a 100.01% game!

We're on the Northern Oregon Coast and we're leaving for Minn. in a few weeks. Going thru N. Dakota and Montana. Where should I be stopping to p/u this $600/day?

In order to pick up the $600 a day you have to be able to use your head for something besides a hat rack. So that excludes you, Robbie boy. You are too stupid to do it. How about you walk before you crawl, clown. Maybe this time through Montana you might stop and take a look at the machines. But I can guarantee, little Robbie, that without me holding your hand and guiding you through you won't be able to find a damn thing. You don't have the brainpower.

[mickeycrimm]

Ah yes....Montana--the great "You've Got The Edge!" state!! Every famous 10%er AP ends up there, don'tcha know. Now if they only could lessen the alcohol content in them there Moose Drools.....

Mickey, here's some advice. There are no other forums like Wizard's, where a bunch of self-absorbed, self-proclaimed AP theorists talk a big game from the safety & anonymity of behind their computers. Eventually, even the wizard was forced to panhandle to keep his life going. These people cannot pay bills on theory, and they can't make up believable stories about scooping up $600 bucks a day in the glorious casinos of Montana. This is not 1845. And even back then people actually DID things instead of talked about theoretical situations, because in the end, just like when you guzzle the beer, it's all about what actually happened and not about what theory SAYS should happen. Don't let all those anti-establishment homos and mensa fools at wizard's take the reality out of your life. Get a grip please, and wise up.

Alan, that's a good hit. But just IMAGINE how much better it would have been on a 100.01% game!

We're on the Northern Oregon Coast and we're leaving for Minn. in a few weeks. Going thru N. Dakota and Montana. Where should I be stopping to p/u this $600/day?

This is going to be hysterical. Robbie is coming through Montana. Okay, here are the manufacturers of the machines:

IGT
Spilo
Summit
Grand Vision
Fleetwood

There are about a dozen games I exploit. Let's see if Robbie boy can name even one of them. I guarantee you he is too dumb to name even one of them. So let's go, Robbie boy. Here's your big chance to expose my plays.

[Dan Druff]

At Caesars Palace this morning with free play money hit an $8000 royal on 7/5 Bonus. Photo coming when I return. Quit playing after converting all free play to cash.

You get really lucky on your free play, Alan.

I'm not doubting your story, btw, as I've never known you to tell tall tales (unlike Rob).

I ran $500 in freeplay on the same day as you, and I bricked most hands, walking away with $225.

BTW I'm curious why you don't run your freeplay on the better paytable machines in the high limit room. Sure, you lose tier points, but if you're only running freeplay, it doesn't matter much.