Big Casino Wins and Jackpots

[singahkillah]

I also have a problem with 10% edges. Without revealing too much detail, can you at least break down the elements that add up to a 10% edge? Let me give you an example that isn't quite 10%:

Return on the game 99.96%
Free play bonus 1.00%
Comp bonus 0.25%

this doesn't give away your game -- but it will let us know how you are figuring your 10% edge. thanks

Most of what I do is working termporary advantages. That means either it's a progressive game or a banking game, or a combination of both progressive and banking. I walk through casinos looking for these edges. If I don't find anything I turn around and walk right back out the door and head to the next casino. When I find a good play I grab a seat. I would say I spend about half the time scouting and half the time in the seat playing.

The key is knowing how to do the math of a play. Say I find a five-spot keno play where the meter runs at 4% and the bet is fifty cents to qualify for the meter....And the meter is at $196. The 3 out of 5 pays 5 bets and the 4 out of 5 pays 32 bets. I can do the math on this play from scratch. But it's easier to just go to the Wizard of Odds keno calculator.

You enter the 3 out of 5 payoff and the 4 out of 5 payoff into the field. Leave the 5 out of 5 on zero. It will show an 80.66% return. So 100% minus 80.66% is 19.33%.

The frequency of the 5 out of 5 is 1550.57. Now we determine the cost to run one cycle.

1550.57 X 50 cents X 19.33% is $149.86. So you go back to the keno calculator and enter 392 bets for the 5 out of 5. $196 is 392 bets. It will come up 106%. The meter runs at 4% so I've got a 10% play.

Subtracting the cost to run one cycle ($149.86) from the $196 means it is a $46 earn. Plus, since the meter runs at 4% I'm expected to put $31 into the meter in 1550.57 games. So the play is an average $77 earn.

On turbo speed the game plays at 40 games per minute. So my average seat time is about 39 minutes for an average $77 earn. So my seat time in this spot is worth about $115 an hour. But like I said, I spend about half the time scouting and half the time playing. The $77 earn might not sound like much but what if I get 6 or 8 plays a day at this game.

[Rob.Singer]

Phantom bucks are a wonderful thing to "AP's". Now go ask the wizard, Dan Paymar, Skip Hughes, Yuri Sorkin, Frank Kneeland etc. how much "earning" all that X amount/hour theoretical stuff means to them. Then ask Bob Dancer if losing his house and half his cash plus the car to Shirley in his "AP" addiction-related divorce was all only theoretical...or real!

[singahkillah]

Phantom bucks are a wonderful thing to "AP's". Now go ask the wizard, Dan Paymar, Skip Hughes, Yuri Sorkin, Frank Kneeland etc. how much "earning" all that X amount/hour theoretical stuff means to them. Then ask Bob Dancer if losing his house and half his cash plus the car to Shirley in his "AP" addiction-related divorce was all only theoretical...or real!

It is amazing to me how much Singer invests his emotional security in the events of the lives of the gambling writers on this planet. Do you really give a shit who marries who or who divorces who? But Singer is really hung up on that. To the point that he is just a little boy crying for his mama. A little boy throwing a temper tantrum. Waaaaa! Waaaaa! Waaaa! Litttle Robby Singer crying out like the little bitch that he is. Things didn't go like he thought they should have went so he cry's like a little bitch. little robbie singer, the crying little bitch.

[Alan Mendelson]

I have been a frequent recipient of Rob's rants about the evils of divorce which he always links to gambling as the cause. What Rob fails to understand is that sometimes it's better to pay them to get out of a bad marriage and gambling has nothing to do with it.

That Rob is happy in his marriage is wonderful. But he should stop judging others. It's old. And it's obnoxious. But then, what else would you expect? That's Rob, and we love him for it.

[singahkillah]

Phantom bucks are a wonderful thing to "AP's". Now go ask the wizard, Dan Paymar, Skip Hughes, Yuri Sorkin, Frank Kneeland etc. how much "earning" all that X amount/hour theoretical stuff means to them. Then ask Bob Dancer if losing his house and half his cash plus the car to Shirley in his "AP" addiction-related divorce was all only theoretical...or real!

It is amazing to me how much Singer invests his emotional security in the events of the lives of the gambling writers on this planet. Do you really give a shit who marries who or who divorces who? But Singer is really hung up on that. To the point that he is just a little boy crying for his mama. A little boy throwing a temper tantrum. Waaaaa! Waaaaa! Waaaa! Litttle Robby Singer crying out like the little bitch that he is. Things didn't go like he thought they should have went so he cry's like a little bitch. little robbie singer, the crying little bitch.

[singahkillah]

It is amazing to me how much Singer invests his emotional security in the events of the lives of the gambling writers on this planet. Do you really give a shit who marries who or who divorces who? But Singer is really hung up on that. To the point that he is just a little boy crying for his mama. A little boy throwing a temper tantrum. Waaaaa! Waaaaa! Waaaa! Litttle Robby Singer crying out like the little bitch that he is. Things didn't go like he thought they should have went so he cry's like a little bitch. little robbie singer, the crying little bitch.

Where I'm from in Mississipi the old folks told me about men who are "tetched.". In yankee language it means "touched." It basically means an insane crazy man. They told me that I should never fool with a man who is "touched." That person is insane and will never change or get any better. That its best to just leave that idiot alone.

I guarantee you that if the old folks were still alive today and met Rob Singer they would tell me "that boy is tetched."

[Rob.Singer]

I have been a frequent recipient of Rob's rants about the evils of divorce which he always links to gambling as the cause. What Rob fails to understand is that sometimes it's better to pay them to get out of a bad marriage and gambling has nothing to do with it.

That Rob is happy in his marriage is wonderful. But he should stop judging others. It's old. And it's obnoxious. But then, what else would you expect? That's Rob, and we love him for it.

A long and happy marriage shows stability in decent living habits and personal & business decision-making, it helps clear your mind so you can think to you best ability, and it helps create a rock-solid commitment to properly act on & endure everything that comes at you in life.

People that do the creepy things Dancer does to wives, who go thru multiple divorces, who live like the slob mickeycrimm is and lives like with no chance in hell of ever finding a female who'll marry him (and it explains why he has always been alone) or who put gambling before any relationship, simply give up much of the good that life has to offer and/or find relationship-ruin far easier than those of us who do not have those problems. Success in just about everything come much easier for those who do not have relationship-chaos in their lives. (Or of course, in Mickey's sad, sad case, zero relationship issues in his life). It is simply easier and much more satisfying and peaceful to have a long, enduring and very happy marriage. And I'm sure it'll make a giant difference the day the my wife or I are the first to go.

That is the true name of the game my friends.

[redietz]

Methinks he doth protest too much.

[Count Room]

A long and happy marriage shows stability in decent living habits and personal & business decision-making, it helps clear your mind so you can think to you best ability, and it helps create a rock-solid commitment to properly act on & endure everything that comes at you in life.

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That is the true name of the game my friends.

Rob: What about Revlon Ron Perelman? He's had five wives, four divorces. One of the richest men in America (mostly self-made) at $15 billion net worth. That's billion, with a "B". What would you say to THIS guy???

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Perelman

[redietz]

Rob's too modest to mention this in context, but his staying married probably has something to do with the formidable size of his schlong, about which Rob has waxed eloquent on several forums. Think about it -- if a woman gets hooked on a big schlong, she's not going to leave the owner. Plus, after she's enjoyed that schlong for a year or two, nobody else may be interested in her, if you get my drift.

What Rob is subliminally implying about all of you multi-marriage heathens is that you fail in marriage (and video poker and life) because you don't measure up.

So wise up and size up!!

[Alan Mendelson]

If the small get many I'll stay small.

[ddb1]

Dang, this Rob Singer has it all: VP guru status, a trophy wife, a luxury motor coach AND a huge piece of man-meat?

[redietz]

If the small get many I'll stay small.

Some people need to plant a flag and leave a business card so people know you're there. The ladies always know Rob is there.

[Count Room]

If the small get many I'll stay small.

Jonah Falcon has uhm....the world's confirmed largest and he has only managed a one-year relationship with a woman his entire life:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/fm...on-needs-a-job (Comedy Central Jon Stewart)

[Alan Mendelson]

I think Rob Singer should teach Jonah Falcon how to play video poker. This would put Batman and Robin out of business as the Dynamic Duo. it would also give new meaning to the phrase "big casino wins and jackpots" which is what this thread is really meant for.

[redietz]

I think Rob Singer should teach Jonah Falcon how to play video poker. This would put Batman and Robin out of business as the Dynamic Duo. it would also give new meaning to the phrase "big casino wins and jackpots" which is what this thread is really meant for.

Rob's the only guy I know who can play video poker with a drink in each hand -- if he's wearing real loose pants and no skivvies.

[RS__]

Rob's the only guy I know who can play video poker with a drink in each hand -- if he's wearing real loose pants and no skivvies.

How's that work, on account you being underneath the machine getting a mouthful from him?

[dannyj]

That is a low blow RS_....Pun intended?

[redietz]

Did Rob tip you off? His wife will be upset.

[OneHitWonder]

Hey, people, keep it (up). You're making good progress here.

Alas, I spoke too soon.


Redietz is no longer gay in alternate universes.

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I wonder, is the only difference of wives Dancer and Singer, the latter's believes the BS?