Big Casino Wins and Jackpots

[Alan Mendelson]

Let's get back to posting photos of jackpots. Thanks.

[redietz]

Let's get back to posting photos of jackpots. Thanks.

That's a 10/4, good buddy. Well, maybe not that good a buddy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Rob.Singer]

Rob: What about Revlon Ron Perelman? He's had five wives, four divorces. One of the richest men in America (mostly self-made) at $15 billion net worth. That's billion, with a "B". What would you say to THIS guy???

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Perelman

Plenty of exceptions out there CR, just like the majority of whites aren't racist & the majority of blacks are good people.

[Rob.Singer]

Dang, this Rob Singer has it all: VP guru status, a trophy wife, a luxury motor coach AND a huge piece of man-meat?

I'll tell my wife that from the picture I posted here last year you think she's a "trophy wife". She'll think my time spent on this forum was not wasted.

The big RV is nothing more than what someone who's planned for their retirement might like to get. It is now stored until next year while we settle in to our new home, at which point we'll be on the road 6 months a year.

Some of have it and some of us don't. Chew on that for a while.

[singahkillah]

A long and happy marriage shows stability in decent living habits and personal & business decision-making, it helps clear your mind so you can think to you best ability, and it helps create a rock-solid commitment to properly act on & endure everything that comes at you in life.

People that do the creepy things Dancer does to wives, who go thru multiple divorces, who live like the slob mickeycrimm is and lives like with no chance in hell of ever finding a female who'll marry him (and it explains why he has always been alone) or who put gambling before any relationship, simply give up much of the good that life has to offer and/or find relationship-ruin far easier than those of us who do not have those problems. Success in just about everything come much easier for those who do not have relationship-chaos in their lives. (Or of course, in Mickey's sad, sad case, zero relationship issues in his life). It is simply easier and much more satisfying and peaceful to have a long, enduring and very happy marriage. And I'm sure it'll make a giant difference the day the my wife or I are the first to go.

That is the true name of the game my friends.

No. It just means your wife is uglier than a mud fence.

[singahkillah]

The big RV is nothing more than what someone who's planned for their retirement might like to get. It is now stored until next year while we settle in to our new home, at which point we'll be on the road 6 months a year.

Working "will work for food" signs in every location, no doubt.

[singahkillah]

Phantom bucks are a wonderful thing to "AP's". Now go ask the wizard, Dan Paymar, Skip Hughes, Yuri Sorkin, Frank Kneeland etc. how much "earning" all that X amount/hour theoretical stuff means to them. Then ask Bob Dancer if losing his house and half his cash plus the car to Shirley in his "AP" addiction-related divorce was all only theoretical...or real!

All I can do is explain to people how its done. What each and every individual believes is their own business. In the end I could care less. I explain it to you. You don't believe then I don't care. You, Singer, choose to call every single AP in the gambling world a liar. All the hundreds of us. We are all liars and you are the truth? This is the undeniable truth: Singer chooses to call the entire world of AP's lairs. Not a one of them has ever made any money. Just gigolo, trailer living Rob Singer. He's the only one. The rest of us are just pure liars according to him. None of us have ever made a dime gambling according to his dumb ass.

I really hope you all take after dumb Slobby Dinger's ass. Be a dumass like him. I'm serious. We love having him around. It keeps many a dumass off the plays. We love having this peckerwood around running interference and keeping all the ones who might otherwise figure something out, on the dumb side. It leaves more advantage plays to us.

Keep it up, Rob. You are doing such a great job of keeping the idiots on the wrong side. Thanks, bro.

[dannyj]

After switching from 9/5 DDB to (better paying? but much more boring) 9/6 JOB, got royal # 5 last night.

[Alan Mendelson]

A wrap around sequential royal dannyj. Beautiful.

[alpax]

Nice hits dannyj, I was able to see all of your royal flush hits this year in between the discussions of advantage play theory.

I would personally play Jacks or Better all the time and never play to 9/5 DDB. Losing big amounts on a bad streak is usually more depressing than the losing streaks on JoB.

If winning is not enough for Jacks or Better, I will rather play at higher denominations to fulfill that desire, but I do not have such.

[Alan Mendelson]

I like Bonus as a compromise between Jacks and DDB.

[Rob.Singer]

JoB is what people play who want points and do not expect to win anything. That's why it's so popular and readily available in 9/6 at most denominations. Casinos know that it's a sucker game and they make a ton off if it. That 99%+ pay table only helps them make a killing off of inexperienced, amateurish players. Take a look at the forums--so many chumps touting this game. It's a shame people are being so misled. And take about a snoozer of a game.....

[Alan Mendelson]

I'm not sure it's touted. I think the experts refer to it as the basic game with the basic strategy.

I will never forget watching a player in the Caesars high limit room playing two machines simultaneously like a piano at $10 per coin. Quads were a handpay and that's the only time he slowed down. He played until the $40k royal came.

[Rob.Singer]

It's the amount of regular players who tout JoB as "their" game, and it's solely because of that misleading theoretical % it comes with at 9/6. It is the most discussed game on the vp forums. That tells you the amount of knowledge that's out there when it comes to understanding how to win.

[RS__]

It's the amount of regular players who tout JoB as "their" game, and it's solely because of that misleading theoretical % it comes with at 9/6. It is the most discussed game on the vp forums. That tells you the amount of knowledge that's out there when it comes to understanding how to win.

My results for 2014 for VP, almost exclusively JOB, was slightly less than 99.5% return per coin in. If anything, YOU are the one who is misleading others.

[Alan Mendelson]

My results for 2014 for VP, almost exclusively JOB, was slightly less than 99.5% return per coin in. If anything, YOU are the one who is misleading others.

But that means you lost money playing video poker.

Had you had your quads playing Bonus Poker you would have had a chance at making a profit.

[RS__]

But that means you lost money playing video poker.

Had you had your quads playing Bonus Poker you would have had a chance at making a profit.

If I have $500 in free-play and cash out $495 after playing it through, I consider that a $495 win, not a $5 loss.

[Alan Mendelson]

If I have $500 in free-play and cash out $495 after playing it through, I consider that a $495 win, not a $5 loss.

Yes, but you didn't say you were using free play.

[Rob.Singer]

More "AP" smoke and mirrors Alan...they lose but they win. And his admission to be playing JoB "almost exclusively" explains why his posts are so predictably boring.

[dannyj]

Nice hits dannyj, I was able to see all of your royal flush hits this year in between the discussions of advantage play theory.

I would personally play Jacks or Better all the time and never play to 9/5 DDB. Losing big amounts on a bad streak is usually more depressing than the losing streaks on JoB.

If winning is not enough for Jacks or Better, I will rather play at higher denominations to fulfill that desire, but I do not have such.

Thanks alpax.
If my options are 9/5 DDB or 9/6 JOB, I'll probably go with my preference for DDB as my primary play because i enjoy it so much more than JOB. I am there for entertainment.