Top 10 reasons Edward Snowden left Hong Kong for Russia

[Alan Mendelson]

10. He couldn't get HBO in his hotel room.
9. He was tired of using chop sticks.
8. eBay was blocked by Chinese censors.
7. He couldn't trade his bit coin for the local currency.
6. Dominos wouldn't deliver.
5. When he asked for a pet dog they brought him dinner.
4. A Chinese doctor asked him about his medical history and health of his kidneys.
3. He wanted to try a Cuban Sandwich before he died.
2. He found out he would not be appearing before Judge Judy.
1. He set up a date through the website RussianBrides.com.

[matthewtin]

Interesting reasons for Edward Snowden to left Hong Kong for Russia but i like the tip 9 most of getting bored or tired of using chop sticks.