I was suspended from the Wizard of Vegas Forum

[bigfoot66]

You are back now over there.

[Alan Mendelson]

Yes. Did I set a record for the longest 3 day suspension?

[Perdition]

You must have got banned during a bonus period and got 100% matching.

[Alan Mendelson]

you must have got banned during a bonus period and got 100% matching.

winner winner winner funniest response of the week

[Rob.Singer]

The idiot moderators there have a 7-day suspension that they probably flubbed up your 3-day with.

[Alan Mendelson]

It was six days. Maybe it really was a double-up winner?

[Vegas_lover]

Maybe they just can't count, you know: a little math challenged

[Rob.Singer]

The Wizard, with all his intellect and the opportunities such a gifted person has by living in Vegas, is quickly--and similar to most other AP's but for different reasons, cooking his own goose. People have long scrutinized his long-time relationship--and at times, failed partnerships--with Bob Dancer, whom I'm told (although not at all needed) that not only was his divorce over an ill wife's needs a local business killer for his income....but he's now trading some nasty public barbs with his ex's best friend in his new & spiteful "relationship". But it's his ownership of a forum frequented by homosexuals, transsexuals, America-hating foreigners, and undocumented/anonymous know-it-alls in the gambling world, that's screwing the pooch. My article showing him not doing what he claims in writing he would do if anyone brought any kind of documentation forward about the machines not really being on the up & up, will probably punch his ticket.

Shackleford, like myself, is an anomaly in the gambling community. He has a decent marriage and a nice family. But unlike me, he's always put it all into the same basket, and REQUIRES that world to make his living. Look for his impending downfall....while LV rises before his very eyes. I just hope his family survives the hit. What else does he have.

[a2a3dseddie]

But it's his ownership of a forum frequented by homosexuals, transsexuals, America-hating foreigners, and undocumented/anonymous know-it-alls in the gambling world, that's screwing the pooch.

Rob, are you really this homophobic / racist?

[redietz]

Eddie, I take it that was a rhetorical question?

I think that Rob and I should attend the next Wizard Forum meeting together just so I can meet all of the groupthink brainiacs. Of course, Rob and I can flip as to who's going as the girl. Or maybe we can both wear speedos.

[a2a3dseddie]

Eddie, I take it that was a rhetorical question?

I think that Rob and I should attend the next Wizard Forum meeting together just so I can meet all of the groupthink brainiacs. Of course, Rob and I can flip as to who's going as the girl. Or maybe we can both wear speedos.

Not really... I'm Canadian and I don't think I've ever read a forum where derogatory remarks concerning sexual orientation or race would be tolerated. Guess I lead a pretty sheltered life online.

[redietz]

I'm chuckling. Eddie, you realize being Canadian makes you a backboneless, socialistic, wimpering heathen, don't you? Goddamn, you should have kept your deviance to yourself.

[a2a3dseddie]

I'm chuckling. Eddie, you realize being Canadian makes you a backboneless, socialistic, wimpering heathen, don't you? Goddamn, you should have kept your deviance to yourself.

Wow, is that how Americans view Canadians? Here I was under the false impression that we were loved the world over!

[Alan Mendelson]

I love Celine Dion. redietz does not represent America. His comments are his own.

[regnis]

Not so fast Alan--they also gave us Justin Bieber. That is grounds for war!!

[Alan Mendelson]

Uh oh. I didn't know about Justin Bieber. But I've played craps with Celine's husband, so that offsets Bieber.

[redietz]

Quick story about entering Canada: I was traveling at the time with my "adventure buddy," the late Johnny Mucha, and we were entering Canada while passing the security stop. I was driving. They asked us our business. We replied recreation. They asked if we had any felonies on our record. I thought it pretty ridiculous that someone would ask if you had felonies and expect an honest answer, so being a smart ass, I turned to John and said, "John, those cocaine busts, were they felonies?"

An hour later we were still there as they tried to basically scour our car with a fine tooth comb. We spent the afternoon waving to the nice people in vehicles and welcoming them to Canada.

[Alan Mendelson]

Quick story about entering Canada: I was traveling at the time with my "adventure buddy," the late Johnny Mucha, and we were entering Canada while passing the security stop. I was driving. They asked us our business. We replied recreation. They asked if we had any felonies on our record. I thought it pretty ridiculous that someone would ask if you had felonies and expect an honest answer, so being a smart ass, I turned to John and said, "John, those cocaine busts, were they felonies?"

An hour later we were still there as they tried to basically scour our car with a fine tooth comb. We spent the afternoon waving to the nice people in vehicles and welcoming them to Canada.

Never. Never. Never do that.

[Dan Druff]

Quick story about entering Canada: I was traveling at the time with my "adventure buddy," the late Johnny Mucha, and we were entering Canada while passing the security stop. I was driving. They asked us our business. We replied recreation. They asked if we had any felonies on our record. I thought it pretty ridiculous that someone would ask if you had felonies and expect an honest answer, so being a smart ass, I turned to John and said, "John, those cocaine busts, were they felonies?"

An hour later we were still there as they tried to basically scour our car with a fine tooth comb. We spent the afternoon waving to the nice people in vehicles and welcoming them to Canada.

Can't believe you did that.

A guy on a forum I used to run had a similar story about passing through the fruit inspection station in Yermo (between LA and Vegas).

They asked if he had any fruit in the car, he made a joke about his friend being a fruit (gay), and then they took it seriously and inspected all of their luggage for 30 minutes.

Oops.

[redietz]

I have been through the Yermo station a few times, but always waved right through. Now I see I need a good line in case they ask me something. I will get to work.