1) If Alan had said, "You HAVE an ass hole," would that have gotten him banned from the Wizard of Vegas forum? Sometimes it's best to fake having Borat language issues and let the other person decide what you mean. P.S. -- I have just discovered that as two words, ass hole is fine, but as one word, it's a no-no.
2) I have a friend who was a high level tax auditor for the feds. He was also known, while being on the road, for inviting friends and foes for nice deductible meals, lots of drinks, and severe alcohol poisoning. On more than one occasion we carried his date out of a club -- literally above our heads as in an Egyptian procession. Can we get him and Rob to throw a "business event" so we can all get smashed for a weekend?
3) If Arci and Rob were gay, would they? Just asking....
4) Does being able to finger the dice for "dice control" suggest other skills? Would ladies be impressed?
5) If you're allowed to kiss the dice for good luck, what about if you stick them entirely in your mouth? I could see Borat doing that. You could keep your mouth open so management can see no hanky panky is going on.
6) If you sat and ate there every day, three times a day, which would kill you first, the snack bar at The Western, the Heart Attack Grill, or the Circus-Circus buffet?
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