"The Let's Re-Live All The Singer Gems Topic"

[Vegas_lover]

We have over 2500 posts of our happy poster boy Rob Singer on this wonderful forum. I think it's time to show every reader the value of all his wonderful contributions. You will find Rob to be considerate, friendly, politically correct, thoughtful, willing to explain everything that's questionable, open for adult discussion, etc. In other words, this will be the thread where we show you that Rob is the only real valuable poster on this forum.

Please give me some time, be patient, it's going to take a while before this thread is ready. There are so many gems to share. Alan, this will be the digital version of the book which we discussed earlier today. I would like to suggest the following "working title": SINGER's Wisdoms & Other Undeniable Truths.

Enjoy everybody....

[Vegas_lover]

Chapter 1: let's start with Singer's most recent wonderful, insightful contributions:

Alan, we're off in a few minutes. I'll leave it to you to round up these jealous clowns, who "probably" won't give you answers because they "probably" couldn't afford the trip to anywhere anyway. How about I just snap a pic of all of it. I'll even get a foreign homo to pose next to the boxes with a pair of snowshoes in his hands. But really, it's all just a waste of time. Arci will never send you anything because he knows what I saw. And I don't care what a few poor broke low-roller vp players understand or believe anyway. Just let Eddie stew for a while, let VL feel special as an example out of the "NED" entitlement society as he really pines to be in LV, and let arci keep lying. What's the harm? Just enjoy it! And if you had a life outside of this gambling stuff, you would too Me....even though it's fun watching everyone's reactions as my jackpots kept building up into the "intolerable" zone, it's really motivating me to hit more.


Eddie, being one of the jealous ones who just can't deal with these big wins, I'll make a deal with you that will not hurt you further:
A. If you can get arci, who made the challenge and said he would send Alan his tax forms, to actually do that, I'll do it too. Now what's the chance of him complying? Ha!--since he's already stalled more than a model T in a rainstorm and since he knows I've already seen 3 years' worth of his and they ain't as advertised, don't bet whatever you're worth, which obviously isn't much.
B. I actually have retrieved the boxes of test data and strategy development data recently. Who wants what, and how?
C. W2G's on these wins that make you and a few others squirm with envy, will be provided to Alan for posting as soon as he and everybody else posts theirs, and as soon as redietz shows proof in ANY form, that he has anything at all to do with gambling. But you have to give me time to photoshop them into perfection.
D. Confession: Amsterdam is a den of drug-using slugs who's only contribution to the world is homos, dikes ( ...I KILL me!) and those wooden shoes. And I admit I've been there a dozen times....


I'm not interested in posting anything further on what's going on with GT. These people are just too sore over my recent wins, it eats away at them, and since they can't reverse or disprove the hands they keep trying and today are focused on something of very little value. And on the flip side, arci has no real concern over my winning. His beef is that we're living and they're not. And VL...can you imagine if I had simply claimed to have hit these winners and didn't post pictures. "He never delivers"....but instead, he has to take it. And if you knew what they were like over there, they can't. I'm now really looking forward to putting up my next big winners when I play again. I'm liking what it does to them.


You've always received straight answers from me. It's a few of these others who don't like them so they obfuscate the truth. Spock and his jealousy, arci and his "ten minute research" that he either stopped when it was time to insert more money--or more probably, he lied so he wouldn't be so down, given his having to keep dealing with Olive Oil; then these guys who got so mad over $150k in recent jackpots that they try to get satisfaction of some kind elsewhere. People can believe what they choose to believe. All that envy and twisting of the truth that was a staple as my columns came out each week and burned these people no end, is irrelevant especially now. We know arci lies simply because he destroyed his family life in retirement with his addiction to vp....while we enjoy and thrive like he wishes he could have. Spock's just one of the haters who'll say and try anything just to soothe his unending pain over me. I may go out next month and play big again just to hurt him some more Too bad he picked someone who enjoys watching him be an idiot.


Dan, one point on the VL rant. You have to understand, the men in that country boss their wives around like their dogs, they look at themselves as superior to even the Germans, and since they also have cradle-to-grave entitlement expectations from their government (if you can even call it a government) then there is no way they can fathom anything happening any other way than how they demand it to.

[Vegas_lover]

Chapter 1: let's start with Singer's most recent wonderful, insightful contributions:

In the meantime, I offer this. Why not have that idiot Spock--who's obviously trying to ease his toutuous pain over my last jackpot by making up a denominational presto-chango issue, then stomping up & down over something even less meaningful, GT--have him do some actual research on this for a change so I don't have to write it all again. Give the poor fellow something real to do that could go a long way in helping him forget about my winning. It'll be an effort of mercy. As a side note, I guess I should be honored that he's not disputing my "schlong" with some more of his non-thorough, from-a-safe-distance efforts


I guess you could say I did what Obama did when he realized he could get the queer vote by embracing their "beliefs"....I EVOLVED.


Alan, you should have asked me instead of that guy. You need to have been around the block a fee hundred times instead of theorizing about the subject from home in order to define something like this. Hell, even VL could have delivered something in the D- range.


The only reason that a "definition" is important to you is because this whole video poker thing is one huge challenge for you, and you're trying too hard. Just keep it simple and see where that takes you. The last para. doesn't seem to mesh. We've stayed in 31 RV parks over the past 12 months. If you prefer to call that homeless or these places trailer parks, I have no problem with that. It just shows you know as much about what we enjoy doing as you do about how to live life that's not controlled by casino visits.


Excuse after excuse. That's what I know. I also know you're overly addicted to the TR program and there's nothing you can do about it. And it simply makes no sense that you hardly use the offers that might actually have a fun factor involved for you and your significant other.


Oh Alan, maybe someday you'll come to the realization that there really is a method of play that doesn't mean you have to mostly lose if you win.I've been trying to teach you how for a long time, but all you've been doing is fighting it and now you want to believe it isn't what it is because however you play doesn't measure up. It just doesn't make any sense. Don't you know what the definition of insane is? No matter how often you reject the truth, it won't change anything.


Don't be complicating Alan's next visit to Rincon or Caesars redietz. He just wants to get there and PLAY! Even if he somehow gets ahead $3000 by playing his $750 free play once thru, he's the happiest gambler in the world coming home with two hundred bucks. And think about all those extra bonus points he gets for staying on afterwards. Plus the GGWU points! Plus the kind words from his host. Plus all the tips he was able to hand out from all those tax-return/AGI-messing W2G's! What a kick!!


The rest of your whine is entitled to some cheese. Isn't is abhorrent that I've been consistently able to play mostly short sessions and continue to hit big winners. Tough love. That's what comes with a strong player playing smart and being able to just up and quit when people like you cannot. If you want to feel better and not so jealous like your kooky friend from where they idolize Obama much like you do, then disbelieve me and tell yourself I hang around hi limit rooms waiting with camera in hand just to slip in and take pictures that I can say are all my own. If that's what it takes to ease your pain over this, then do it. It won't change the amount of cash in my wallet, and it won't make my wife file for divorce just to "be like Mike" from California. As your hero Hillary says, "What Difference DOES it make!?" There....that outta make you smile, just as you did when you found out Bill had Monica under the White house desk in a prime display of Democratic morals.


Alan, you're either not making sense or you aren't reading with the required comprehension again. What facts are you talking about, and what part of exactly how the strategy is played don't you get? I do get that everyone here is jealous as hell over my big wins and how often I win--including you obviously--which is the cause of all the stupid remarks along with trying to find other ways to combat everyone's utter frustrations with how I'm able to do what they can't--and I have no problem with that. In fact, I find myself overjoyed by it as you know. Even redietz finds himself beside himself, as he & and that other idiot are resorting to calling GT purportedly because they "can't wait" for my articles. But I don't care about that either (and I did just call and my articles have not run yet). I'm mildly surprised one of your moron posters hasn't come on as someone else claiming to be the REAL jackpot winner. Just the relief everyone needs. So I'll let you and your group continue on with the disbelief and envy, and the only time I post will be when I hit jackpots....and just to irritate the haters which as you can plainly see, has become my specialty. But because I rarely play, that won't be often. Just keep your chin up. You can always hope I lose like your posters here do

[Vegas_lover]

Chapter 1: let's start with Singer's most recent wonderful, insightful contributions:

Sure arci has nothing but disdain and sour grapes here, but his emotion got the best of him. I seem to read where Alan went in with a $1000 win goal, and that +$700 win point Alan had and arci brought up, doesn't quite--at least in the "tested genius book" I checked with, come up to $1000. Care to alter your post JUST A TAD, arci? Come on, show us some more of that famous, FACTUAL type neurotic face-saving you think you've perfected after years of my debunking your BS!


You guys are arguing common sense with someone who purposely spouts unreasonable and false/misleading BS that obviously he's never been able to support or justify, because all he requires is to keep discussions going on & on just so he doesn't go crazy staring at four walls. How funny was it seeing him desperately try to start things up on CHRISTMAS EVE of all times! I guess he went out to KFC early to get his Christmas Feast . Counting flowers on the wall....


Don't mind arci and his repititious lies, even though he can't even get the grammar right Alan. What could you expect from someone in his predicament who won't (or should we say, CAN'T?) post pictures of claimed wins, vs. someone who does (and I'll keep the best part out since he'll take it right between the eyes anyway!)? Classic jealousy Psst....Can you just IMAGINE how hot under the collar he's getting as he reads this, and just can't let anyone else see it! Please arci, never die during my lifetime


Oh I believe he's scrambling off each week to get away from the misery & boredom to play the Indian vp machines, and he's come up with quite the story about the "grandfathered-in" games that no where else has. But I'm betting on he's sitting all that time at the nickel machines with a bunch of other elderly, lonely people and the rest is all made up because he has such a neurotic belief in how math should work in every instance in life. As I've said over & over, he manufactures situations and ramrods discussions into infinity because he has nothing else to stimulate him. Realizing the truth about him easily explains his contrarian views to common sense approaches, and why he finds it necessary to continually create lies about me--someone he truly detests because of how I've been able to expose his phoney Internet portrayal thru the years.


Haha....it's either spend time with a wife in a lonely house of pain, or create stupid arguments with unsupportable babble that helps fill in all that seemingly endless time of boredom that seems to never end. I'm glad it only takes a few moments to read about his tortuous life. We're getting ready to go out to the movies, dinner, and then some dancing. See what respecting a spouse nets, in "mathematical terms?!"


Alan, all you'll ever get from arci is theory and how it works spot-on for him. He doesn't play like he says and only wishes it worked book-perfect, just like he wishes his foolhardy move to LV and his dreadful retirement worked out. I've never met any AP, including myself and the Wizard of Odds along with hundreds of others from all over LV, who've said AP worked for them and that they are winners because of it. So obviously, arci's only living a long-term dream that makes him feel good after being shocked that it just doesn't work that way in the real world. And when you understand this along with the challenges he has in his declining years with no hope ahead, you can easily summize why he both makes it all up about himself and tells nothing but lies about me. Look at it as I do--sheer entertainment!


So before they "didn't have dates" but now "they do have dates"...only they are EDITED dates Looks to me like your age, your family situation, your unthinkable boredom, and your terrible, terrible Singer-envy has done more damage to the brain than the effects of the leaking battery acid fumes as you keep having to change those lithium batteries in that back-up power pack you guys need up there.


Actually, if you look at the past few weeks for Obama, it's been a tough time as President and really, his worst. Mirror that (projection ) with that which arci has just had to go thru, and indeed, he still goes thru as he reads this then turns around to fix the chair. Thing just haven't been hunky dory for the guy lately. Even bowling a 300 game with other pale-skinned oldies hasn't dulled the sharpness of my daggers.


But the best of this need not be said--all the jealousy burning arci's insides up that there are people who have the money to be playing above a buck....and one of them is ME! Squeak squeak!


So funny. Arci has so much disdain for my wins that now Alan needs more than the picture? I'll tell you what--that nonsense doesn't really mean a heck of a lot as I count all the cash in my rig's safe I have a good idea though, but even it might prompt the ultra-jealous arci to claim another "CONSPIRACY!" We could scan the corresponding W2G's and send the copy to Alan for confirmation. But seeing that it's mostly he & I who get under the AP's skin with these pictures (and of course, nobody wants me to follow up on a million dollar vp career with more vp winning!) maybe the thread should be closed so arci can feel better, Spock can go on an extended vacation, and redietz can relax and stop trying to figure out how it is I continually beat those impossible-to-beat on a regular basis, gosh darn -EV machines!


Here's a constructive thought: I hit jackpots, take pics for your thread, I post them as requested in the thread, then the envious whiners try to deconstruct them any way possible. While this may be disruptive on their part, it does make me tingle. That's constructive.


Arci....being the hubby of a perfectly healthy wife who has all of her undecimated innards, no pretend scenario you pull together out of sheer frustration can hide the P-A-I-N you just ain't able to hide. Sorry!


And that, my friends, is arci describing his once healthy wife who now is a decimated shell of a woman who wears wife-beater shirts without worry of exposure, and who cannot be alone for fear her gizzard-alert system might fail. I KILL ME!!


Oh Alan, it's just a bunch of fun. I know you're sympathetic with the pathetic, and here's the beauty of it: if it didn't really bother arci he'd ignore it all instead of responding. How fun it is watching him not being able to help himself when it comes to me. I mean, where else can you continually smack a person down hard these days with direct hits between the eyes--and even some between the LEGS--and always count on him getting up for more because of his meaningless pride? It's like a video game starring geeks, who just keep on getting beaten to a pulp and then just keep on giving! I admit, it really is addictive.


Before I answer a few questions and make a few comments, how's THIS for an astute observation: the genius/expert AP's in the crowd always rush over here to view pics of my wins--and even though they'll keep claiming they don't care because they most certainly do--isn't it interesting how they find themselves absolutely speechless in the face of -EV reality! I just hope they have enough clothesline to hang up all their weeping theory to dry out.


As for being intimidated into tipping for every handpay regardless if there's a tax form involved, why do you put yourself thru that? I NEVER tip, never have since 1996, and I never have any problems anywhere. Making believe it's your responsibility to ensure the casino employees have a good wage as a justification for doing something so totally stupid as tipping on handpays, only takes YOUR money away from YOU. How much have you squandered away in handpay tips in your life? I've saved at least $20,000.


I think he needs one of those vacations normal people take. He lies about me, then he lies about Alan's vp results since adopting goals, and then he lies about playing only -EV games. Remember the 25c thru $5 machines with all the 100%+ games I i'd'd @ Eldorado? Being couped up in a house of pain with a ball & chain THAT HE MANUFACTURED! causes strange rumblings....


Last but not least, here's why you weakly wasted whatever amount of money on tipping the floor attendants: you were totally encompassed by the "casino winning experience", which meant you were in a euphoric state of mind. This is exactly where the casino and its employees wants you to be, as everyone so wrapped up finds it an even happier experience throwing their money around. At the same time, a controlled gambler wants to stay on cloud 9, so refusing to tip isn't an option. Those intimidating moments are really party killers.


Last words by me on this jackpot: Keep the pain-fest going amongst you. I'll retain this fond memory: Can't you just picture VL angrily throwing things in every direction, and in each case, outside his weenie country's borders?


Howdya like dem apples, VL. Oh wait, you poor ploppys are asleep right now, dreaming of more handouts by your gov't.!


The P-A-I-N arci must be feeling today....and just imagine what else he's going thru on top of all this agony


So now critics tell me: Since Alan will confirm all that was whitewashed was the name of the casino (and arci again looks like a silly fool) whataya gonna cry about next? And eddie, get real. Can't you just picture arci scrambling around telling himself and everyone else "he photo-shopped the forms because it just can't be!" or, "he just HAD to be playing with someone else's money"!! Don't you understand that arci just made another idiot of himself when trying to discredit me? He, among a few others, have no way out now. And that's just fine with me....

[Vegas_lover]

Chapter 1: let's start with Singer's most recent wonderful, insightful contributions:

Red, there's some things I'm just not interested in. I'm definitely a "more expert gambler" than you (and everyone else, obviously) when it comes to video poker. But please be assured, you are #1 in my book when it comes to anonymous consulting for anonymous sports bettors in anonymous situations.


More to be proud of VL. Ireen Wust, right out of the euro-lesbian factory. Do you guys have any non girly-man athletes?


Haha! BISEXUAL!! Absolutely understandable....for a freak who looks like both a guy and a girl What PRIDE the great population of Adrians and Martins and Svens must be feeling! Anyway, I'll give you the last word just as I gave that idiot Spock the last gasp effort to keep making a jealous fool out of himself.


Also interesting is your comment about getting to 7-Stars, and then "using it". Why would you even bring that up, when you know you are the biggest system "short-player" on your site? You appear to get all giddy over status and points and one can only imagine the anxiety as you race to your mail box day after day. But only those who maximize the 7-Stars travel opportunities are getting anything close to decent value from the TR program. And that's not you.


What's intriguing Alan is watching you squirm around your total addiction to Total Rewards. On one hand you throw out an epiphany of denials and excuses on how you're nothing but a puppet to the TR program, then on the other you expose how you consistently get sweaty palms by starting up thread after thread about points and status and freebies etc. You'll of course never see that because you don't want to see that. But those of us who don't get a tingle down our legs by talking of a single slot club program among dozens and dozens of others that most normal players utilize to their overall advantage, do. You short-play the system Alan, that's all there is to it. You won't take advantage of trips to other parts of the country (during your 4 week vacations ) because it's all you can hack driving to Rincon and Caesars anticipating FINALLY getting it over and being able to start your frenzied play at the machines again. Action Alan....it's all about ACTION for you.

That's it for today folks. These were Rob's Gems just from the first page topics of this forum. More incredible stuff coming soon

[redietz]

Wow -- they do have a visceral impact. It cuts through our desensitization. When you put them all together, it does put the forum in a certain light. Kind of makes one feel silly for arguing with Rob at all. Even more so, makes one feel silly posting anything, really. Have any of you experienced tolerance for this kind of hatred and lousy logic on any other forum?

Bad stuff.

[Vegas_lover]

Well Red, the sad part is, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

[Count Room]

Vote Rob Singer for U.S. President 2016!!

[Alan Mendelson]

Vote Rob Singer for U.S. President 2016!!

It will never happen. His tax returns will never pass public scrutiny. Imagine what Fox News would say about his deductions... and what Rachel Maddow would say... gee... imagine what everyone will say!!

[redietz]

Don't sell him short. Anyone with Bill Clinton's schlong and George Bush's veracity has to have a pretty good shot.

[Count Room]

It will never happen. His tax returns will never pass public scrutiny. Imagine what Fox News would say about his deductions... and what Rachel Maddow would say... gee... imagine what everyone will say!!

That's what makes the thought of a Singer presidential run so tantalizingly fun, doesn't it? You'd have jackpot pictures hanging behind the House bench during his State of the Union addresses and more jackpot pictures hanging behind the Presidential desk during Oval Office speeches, etc.

And the best part is he will never have to worry about leaving tips for the White House cleaning and support staff.

[Alan Mendelson]

But will President Singer order the FBI to investigate 5th card flipovers and divert the CIA from the war on terror to finding out who rigged the video poker machines so they are not random?