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Thread: I'd Like to Dedicate this Song to Rob Singer

  1. #1
    Hey Rob, please accept this cover version of the Barenaked Ladies hit song "If I Had a Million Dollars".

    I've re-titled it to "If I'd Won a Million Dollars" and changed the lyrics to suit you. Feel free to plagiarize it and claim it as your own.

    If I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    Well, I’d buy me a house
    I sure would like a house

    And if I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    I’d buy a computer for my house
    Maybe a nice IBM or a MacBook

    And if I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    Well, I’d post a bunch of lies
    A whole shit load of lies
    And if I’d won a million dollars, I’d spank my “love”

    If I’d won a million dollars
    I’d test a VP machine at home
    If I’d won a million dollars you could help
    But no results for you

    If I’d won a million dollars
    Maybe we could lock up a little servant
    In there somewhere
    We could just go up there with schlongs out

    Like open the cheeks then STUFF
    And there’d all be feces laid out for us
    Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

    They have pre-wrapped sausages
    But they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon
    Well, can you blame them?
    Yeah

    If I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    Well, I’d buy you a drink
    But not tip, because I’m cruel

    And if I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    Well, I’d buy me an exotic pet
    Yep, like one I could sodomize

    And if I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    Well, I’d tell you about my ESP
    And hot and cold streaks as well
    And if I’d won a million dollars I’d spank my “love”

    If I’d won a million dollars
    I wouldn’t lie about winning anymore
    If I‘d won a million dollars
    I’d post something that doesn’t bore

    If I’d won a million dollars
    I wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
    But I would eat Kraft dinner

    Of course I would, I’d just eat more
    And buy really expensive ketchups with it
    That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups

    If I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    Well, I’d buy me a green dress
    A real green dress, that’s cool

    And if I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    Well, I’d buy me a mag
    Like Playgirl or Out

    If I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    Well, I’d buy me a monkey
    Haven’t you always wanted to see my monkey?
    If I’d won million dollars I’d spank my “love”

    If I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    If I’d won a million dollars
    I'd be rich
    Last edited by a2a3dseddie; 02-15-2014 at 05:27 PM.

  2. #2
    That was good. This song by Barenaked Ladies is so gentle, it's hard to hold it and Rob in your mind simultaneously. The way Rob presents himself, he should probably make a rap video to go with his data explanations. Alan can make it work.

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