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  1. #1
    Rob Singer squawks
    The same old song.
    And at no point in time
    Has he ever been wrong.

    Never been wrong
    With his Singer song.
    He wins and he wins
    Cause he says he is strong.

    He claims AP's are wrong,
    As he hits his bong.
    Then he launches right into
    More Singer song.

    Dancer, Blitzen, and Scott
    Have it all wrong.
    So do the math dudes,
    Shackleford and Wong.

    According to
    The Singer song
    In the world of vp,
    Rob's the King of the Kong.

    Almost never wrong,
    Waggin' that schlong,
    Breathin' real deep
    From the Singer bong.

    If you wanna become
    A man with a song,
    Listen closely to Rob,
    Cause he's never wrong.

    Smokin' the bong,
    Winnin' beer pong,
    Makin' a fortune,
    And never been wrong.

    Welcome y'all
    To Rob Singer's song.
    He's the toast of vp,
    With the King Kong schlong.
    Last edited by redietz; 02-15-2014 at 10:26 PM.

  2. #2
    Excellent redietz! Laughed the whole way!

  3. #3
    Bravo ... +100

  4. #4
    Just LOOK at how I bring out the absolute best in some people....especially the ones who choose anonymous over courageous.

    Great stuff red, EXCELLENT--and spot on!! (except for the bong)

  5. #5
    redietz has said his forum handle is actually his name. Reading comprehension problems again Rob? And, he's actually mocking you Rob in case you're too drunk, high, dense or delirious to realize it.

  6. #6
    He had banned himself,
    So went Rob's song,
    But his dis-ci-pline
    Lasted none too long.

    He's just too strong,
    To not squawk his song,
    As we once more welcome
    He who's never wrong.

    A thinking man's host
    Would have whacked the gong,
    And sent Rob off
    To the island of Kong.

    But Alan's been breathin;
    His Best Buy Bong,
    So math and reason
    Take a backseat to schlong.
    Last edited by redietz; 02-22-2014 at 04:49 PM.

  7. #7
    Another great post redietz. Have you ever written music / poetry professionally?

  8. #8
    Hell, no. Rob is just so inspirational. He is my muse.

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