I can see one of the big issues here. Alan is trained as a journalist and writer. His job has always been to make things clear, to write and explain cleanly and with as little obfuscation as possible. I happen to also be trained as a journalist and writer. We aren't trying to look clever. Looking clever means, basically, that we've failed at our expertise.
The various WoV posters are trying to be clever. They have likely not held positions where clarity and clean writing are essential, and where purposeful confused wordsmithing (first time I've used that word myself) would get you fired. This whole enterprise, as I stated initially, is about bad writing creating confusion. If a description of events is confusing, that's on the writer, not the reader. That is a flaw of the writer, not the reader. Saying "Well, if you read it carefully enough, you can figure it out," is still a failure of the writer, not the reader.
One thing for sure, the pseudo-mensa posters are going to give "old Rob" a run for obnoxiousness ratings.
P.S. I have edited some Army event descriptions. The WoV people may have been the original authors of some of those. When people do not want you to figure out what really happened or what's really going on, this is how they write.