On another thread, someone bemoaned the banning of Rob. Since David Letterman will soon be retiring, I thought we should start a Top 10 List of reasons to bring back Rob. I'll get the ball rolling.
10) It'll soon be an election year, and we need Rob's insights.
9) His presence adds significantly to the average penis length of all posters.
8) Alan's desperate for some relationship counseling.
7) We found that locker in Arizona with the video poker results, but we don't know what to do with the Ark of the Covenant, Sasquatch, and the formula for creating Captain America.
6) Chimp is red hot and isn't using SSP. We want to know why.
5) The Three Stooges, sadly, are all dead. And they have not come back as Zombies.
Help me out. Please complete the list.
P.S. Rob, I miss you.