With apologies to David Letterman:
10) Meet and greet with the hundreds of Singer trainees from the last 15 years.
9) Rob is the moral center of the universe. Best way to get close to God.
8) You get a secret decoder ring so you no longer need math.
7) Every Halloween you attend the annual Frank Kneeland seance.
6) Rob will explain how strong players bet parlays.
5) Free rectal thermometers to test hot and cold machines.
4) Guided tour of a storage locker in Arizona.
3) Guaranteed job offer from Bob Dancer.
2) You get an autographed copy of Rob's report on whose sons masturbate where.
And finally, the number one reason to try Rob Singer's video poker strategies:
1) Chicks dig guys who pack 52K to play video poker.