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Thread: *** OFFICIAL *** LoneStarHorse/Keystone nonsense containment thread

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    *** Dan Druff's note ***

    I am combining all of the crap threads/posts from LoneStarHorse/SteveChambers/OneArmedBandit, Keystone, and the rest of the recent trolls. All of this nonsense will be contained in this one thread.


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    On my last stop to the Orleans there was a little man working at the shoe shine booth. While getting my penny loafers spiffed up this disheveled man told me stories that inside made me sad for him. He surmised that once he was a trusted stable manager for a multi millionaire, his horses would race only where he advised him.

    As he wiped the snots from his nose with a filthy hankie I smelled whiskey, low and behold this "trusted aide" was sneaking a drink. Of course I ignored his obvious alcoholic condition. Upon completion of my shine I just meandered down the hall saying to myself how lucky I am. This little man needs prayers and a bath.

    When I go out this coming April I will make sure to bring him some shirts and shorts. Hopefully he has sought help with his demons.

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    I met that guy once too - at Mark Cuban's Super Bowl Party. Nice guy.

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    Could someone calculate the odds for me ? Keystone & Coach Belly have both mentioned Mark Cuban's party. Yet they both have denied being in contact with each other. I'd say we should go play the power ball after this astonishing feat.

    Back to the subject matter at hand this little man has been let go from his job. Now I've been told he just goes to the local Salvation Army uses their computers and interacts on forums such as this one.


    Originally Posted by Keystone View Post
    I met that guy once too - at Mark Cuban's Super Bowl Party. Nice guy.

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    Originally Posted by SteveChambers View Post
    Could someone calculate the odds for me ? Keystone & Coach Belly have both mentioned Mark Cuban's party. .
    When did I ever mention Mark Cuban's party?

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    I think Keystone may be your donkey Coach. Check his comments on the sports, and sports betting thread.

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    Please don't tell me you're a member of the paranoid triplets too Man or Boy.....I thought it was just Asst Coach Belly and Knob Swinger...I mean Rob Singer...damn spell check

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    Lt Columbo isn't needed here manoftroy,BiloxiBill,Keystone,CoachBelly all seem to be one persons doing. If I were a real betting person it's the work of a disturbed person from Cornhusker land. Mind you he's not bright enough to do this himself he's getting assistance.
    Maybe we as a community should call this crew the Gang that can't shoot straight.

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    Originally Posted by BiloxiBill View Post
    Please don't tell me you're a member of the paranoid triplets too Man or Boy.....I thought it was just Asst Coach Belly and Knob Swinger...I mean Rob Singer...damn spell check
    yep, I am

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    Originally Posted by SteveChambers View Post
    Lt Columbo isn't needed here manoftroy,BiloxiBill,Keystone,CoachBelly all seem to be one persons doing. If I were a real betting person it's the work of a disturbed person from Cornhusker land. Mind you he's not bright enough to do this himself he's getting assistance.
    Maybe we as a community should call this crew the Gang that can't shoot straight.
    Mr Chambers,I don't know you from a hole in my boxers...it appears we both joined up on this site yesterday,so I don't know why you are accusing me of any collusion..I've never been to anyplace called Cornhusker land nor Cornholio land either,which appears to be where you're from

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    My point has been made within 2 minutes two of the people responded. I rest my case.

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    Originally Posted by SteveChambers View Post
    Lt Columbo isn't needed here manoftroy,BiloxiBill,Keystone,CoachBelly all seem to be one persons doing. If I were a real betting person it's the work of a disturbed person from Cornhusker land. Mind you he's not bright enough to do this himself he's getting assistance.
    Maybe we as a community should call this crew the Gang that can't shoot straight.

    No, the guy from Cornhusker land, if it is the same guy, is WAY too smart for that. I saw him kick the living shit out of Pres and some guy with an enormous head for years on other forums. Made them foolish by exposing a bunch of times they were trying to be somebody or somewhere they weren't, such as the fine folks of this forum did with the Mark Cuban Party story. It could also be JackW who recently did the same to Pres.


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    I've been going to Sams Town for years, quite a few characters sit playing video poker.
    There's one woman in particular a Ms Pam she's a single mom that is looking for a man everyday of the week. From afar she looks attractive but when sitting next her there are a lot of miles on the tires.

    Another character is a man who calls himself SpaPro says he wins every meet at Saratoga yet through the years he's never even shown us one winning ticket.

    The biggest character is MDavis a rather vertically challenged person. He has told us all he's on the wagon for a year yet he's always drinking from a "coffee" cup. He never orders from the bar he comes in with his cup. He states he has traveled the world due to his affiliation with a prominent racing stable. He drives a 1998 Ford with the muffler hanging off. His wife left him two years ago which is tragic she begged him to quit drinking. We all feel sorry for him.

    Overall Sams Town has the feel I enjoy a bunch of good machines and an inviting feeling when you walk in the front door. When I have had a good session I treat myself to their steakhouse, even though it's pricy well worth it.

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    Within 10 minutes the triactor has come through. Even though I'm not a fan of hesnot it's hard to phathom anyone getting "the shit kicked out of them" over the internet. Now if your life is that meaningless and words are important to you then I guess your point is understood.
    Mr Keystone if I was a real gambler I'd make a sizeable bet you are from Cornhusker land. You have proven through the years to have caused chaos everywhere you land up. Shouldn't you be planning the next set of races ? LMFAO

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    You don't have any money to bet. We know you, PresChambers.

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    Yet here is what you said about SpaPro recently on another forum:

    "Thank you SpaPro. Always nice to receive praise from fellow handicappers--especially one as strong as you. I can assure he won't be appearing in any claiming races. Bad handicappers and frauds (in this case one and the same) never grasp the factors that go into winning the Derby. Would like to add that if this Elite contest ever does happen, I am sure you will be one of the favorites. It was sad to see Elite refer to someone of your stature as a minor leaguer. He will regret that characterization once you drill him in the contest."

    Awful lot of inconsistencies around here lately. Is anyone not full of s--t around here? Does anyone have any degree of truthfullness here?

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    I can now see we have quite a few part time sleuths on this forum. Anyone's opinions can change minute by minute, day to day. It's like your family & in laws.
    The Gang That Can't Shoot Straight consists of Keystone,BiloxiBill,CoachBelly,manoftroy they appear to have a fixation on hesnot. Me on the other hand sure I've had many a word with him but he doesn't consume my day to day activities unlike this Gang.

    I asked you what horse forums you've contributed on and your screen name yet for an unknown reason you won't correspond to me. So who's really full of poop?

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    To allow a person from the 'net to consume ones life is a hellacious trait. Maybe you need to take a deep breath and revaluate your life's mission.



    Originally Posted by Keystone View Post
    You don't have any money to bet. We know you, PresChambers.

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    Originally Posted by regnis View Post
    Awful lot of inconsistencies around here lately.
    This SteveChambers is not the same stevechambers that has been a regular on the horse forums for years.

    The SC guy here co-opted the stevechambers name to cause confusion.

    Somebody is obviously trying to wreak havoc around here, as revenge for getting run off recently.

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