Interesting Casino stories? :)

[Tasha]

I remember a guy saying he went to the bathroom in a Casino and he saw two pairs of sneakers facing each other in a bathroom stall and heard moaning.... Wow, LMAO!

[DGenBen]

I remember a guy saying he went to the bathroom in a Casino and he saw two pairs of sneakers facing each other in a bathroom stall and heard moaning.... Wow, LMAO!

Went to a casino early in the morning on New Years Day, & there were still plenty if drunks from New Years Eve still there.

Went to the restroom & was in one of the stalls & I hear a guy walk in obviously drunk & angry & he’s chanting over & over again “Motherfucker! Motherfucker! Motherfucker! FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!” & then punches the wall & then again

“Motherfucker! Motherfucker! Motherfucker! FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!” & punches the wall.

He repeated the chant and wall punching in the exact same order about 5 times & walked out,

I assumed he had either lost a lot of money, or had girl trouble or maybe both.

[Rob.Singer]

What kind of bored loser starts a thread like this....and what kind of idiot encourages it?

[DGenBen]

What kind of bored loser starts a thread like this....and what kind of idiot encourages it?

“Does this look like money, motherfucker? Money be green”

[Tasha]

One of the craziest Casino stories I have ever heard of is the time a guy had his wife give him a bathroom break when he was playing slots. He had been playing Max Bet. She obliged and he went to the bathroom. While he was in the bathroom, she lowered the bet to a dollar and was playing. She won $1,000 on a lucky spin! When her Husband came back after the bathroom break, she excitedly told him,"I won a $1,000 on a lucky spin!" He looked, and sure enough, she won him a $1,000. He PUNCHED her in the face, so hard that she fell out of her seat!

Security gave her aid and he was arrested for domestic violence. If you're thinking,"Well, that escalated quickly. His Wife won $1,000 and he PUNCHED her in the face instead of being HAPPY? What the HELL? What happened was that this was a Megabucks Slot and had she not lowered the bet, she would have won A MILLION DOLLARS! She didn't know you had to play Max Bet for the Million. I remember people saying something like,"Her Husband was an idiot. I would have used the $1,000 she won to keep playing Max Bet and playing to win a Million. Instead he gets arrested, a bad hit on his record, most likely a lifetime ban at that Casino and most likely a divorce! She obviously didn't know you had to play Max Bet in order to win the $1 Million and was ecstatic about the $1,000 win. "

[ilovebigknockers]

Does a convenience store with one gaming machine count as a casino?

[DGenBen]

A guy was playing at a casino he was banned from.

He hit a handpay & knew he wouldn’t get paid so he grabbed a friend to claim the handpay. Turned out his friend was also banned so they both got thrown out & neither one was paid.

Moral of the story?

Don’t play where you are banned. If you can’t control yourself & do anyway at least play something where a handpay is not possible. If you end up doing that anyway at least make sure any beard you want to use to collect a handpay is not also banned before using them. And hope they don’t check the camera to see who spun for the handpay.