Originally Posted by
redietz
The Top Five Reasons Rob Singer Claimed I Wasn't Me:
1) I said I was me and that Rob was completely wrong.
In 5000 posts, I challenge anyone to find one wherein Rob acknowledges that he was wrong. Clearly, Rob is never wrong. That's a kind of natural law. Therefore my saying he was wrong was a clear tip off that I was lying and that I wasn't me. Makes sense now, eh?
2) I skipped periods in my forum name.
I tried to explain that redietz was really a variation of R.E.Dietz, but Rob, who is very knowledgeable regarding punctuation, instantly recognized that the two were not identical and that I was a fraud.
3) I posted a photo of me wearing an Iron Man mask.
Rob realized I was actually Tony Stark, and that my claim to be R.E.Dietz was a fabrication. I can't fault Rob for this, as he is absolutely correct.
4) Homage to Arci and Jerry Logan.
When Rob says someone is a liar and not really who they claim to be and, my God, it's the internet -- everybody lies, he's simply doing an homage to arci's projection theory that most of what Rob says is about himself. I was loathe to buy into arci's simple projection observations, but you know what? The dude was probably spot on.
5) I'm Really Rob.
It's obvious, really, like Jekyll and Hyde. One person sends real stuff vetted by real people. One person speaks in occasional academic syntax and has respect for math. One person tells the truth in polite company. Kind of like Jekyll. The other keeps weird and unsavory things in a storage locker somewhere, doesn't have anything vetted by other people, never uses math in his claims to have conquered a solved game, and sidetracks discussion into rants about gayness or Obama, or his wonderful, perfect lifestyle, but also brags about his familiarity with various brothels. Just like Hyde.
One has 3000 posts. One has 5000 posts. And none of the posts occur at the same time. Creepy, huh? Obviously, we're one and the same, just like Jekyll and Hyde.
I want to thank Jerry Logan for emailing me with this list. He was a great help.