The curious case of Alan the Weasel

[Biloxi Bill]

It`s been quite amusing and a bit strange watching him do a tap dance that would make Sammy Davis Jr proud, over this Redietz package issue....he first gives Redietz his address and volunteers himself to be the verifier of whatever is in there....after the info is sent, nothing is said for 5 weeks, until someone, maybe myself ask about it here on the board...."I only make it to the office once a month" is Weasel Alan`s reply.....after a few more weeks, he changes his story to "I only go to the office once a quarter".....Then it`s "It`s not really my office and Toni pays the rent".....then "I want no responsibility for this BS and told him not to send it", which if you think about it, redeitz finding an office Alan doesn`t even pay rent on is even more amazing than Alan`s claims of KJ having x-ray vision .....Finally, a clearly emotional Alan gives out some phone number of some guy that pays rent for office space that Alan never goes to, and has him open the package ......In between all of this rather bizarre circumstance, Alan runs out to the Mirage at 3AM with a tape measure and starts measuring the distance between BJ tables ......"Oh but I needed gas," he says.......which is understandable to all of us that have had those late night petroleum insomnia attacks.......Dan has asked Alan to forward the package at least 3 times, with the last time Alan stating "I just sent you a PM".....which is code for "Please stop asking for the package and embarrassing me. My journalistic credibility is at stake, and I need it because Geraldo and I are planning a sequel to The Mystery of Al Capone`s Vault Part II .........Now Alan is running all over the board like Dirty Harry Callahan demanding proof from KewlJ and stating "I`m not letting up on you"......what`s next, "do I have 6 bullets or only 5?"...lol.....all in all, some very bizarre happenings, albeit very entertaining