Tracking multiple BJ tables - Richard Munchkin

[kewlJ]

Moses didn't make up the term "Bumfuck" as descriptive of anywhere, USA: the term has been in common use since the last millenium.

Back east where I grew up the common phrase was "Bumfuck, Utah." *

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*Sort of makes me wonder where the phrase came from;

Seriously, do you not know that 'bum' is slang (I think British) for buttock, butt or ass.

[Moses]

Quick Bumfuck comment. A friend of mine was staying at the Golden Nugget a week ago. She saw a guy dressed like a pimp from Starsky and Hutch, so she asked what gave with the super-obvious wardrobe. He said it was so the visitors from "Bumfuck, Idaho" knew where to get what they needed. So I guess both Iowa and Idaho have Bumfucks, eh?.

Well, bumfuck sort of rhymes with Dumfuck. lol So let me tell the 2nd dumbest story I've every heard in my life. I'm in a casino scouting tables and a Security Guard walks up to me and says "this lady came up to him last night and ask him to a motel room. So he went. She had him strip down and he went to the bathroom as she promised a Uno if he cleaned little Henry. He comes out and not only did she take his wallet but his pants. He finally found his pants in a dumpster about a block away in the alley. His wallet and money were gone."

Now can you guess the dumbest story?

Moses, I'll make it to Reno sometime, and I appreciate the invitation. I think you would like some of my compadres. They are cynical but funny, salt-of-the-earth guys.?.

It'll be a hoot.

I just assumed BumFuck _____ just meant in the middle of nowhere. I have used the term BumFuck Egypt many times.

Hmmm. I thought Iowa meant middle of nowhere.

[MisterV]

Dumbest story time?

OK, I'll play.

A lawyer I know decided to play a prank on another attorney; he made a homemade explosive device, a small bomb, and decided to sneak onto the other guy's property and light it off under his bedroom window.

Alas, he never made it: while walking up the driveway it blew up, blowing off his hand.

Now they call him "Lefty."

Oh, another lawyer story:

A lawyer got into a dispute with his co-counsel on a case, so he went to the other guy's law office shortly after closing time and shot it up pretty good.

He didn't realize someone was inside: they narrowly avoided being shot.

Now I can see wanting to pop caps at an insurance defense attorney (j/k) but co-counsel on a case?

Those fuckers must have had a serious argument over splitting the fee.

[Moses]

Moses didn't make up the term "Bumfuck" as descriptive of anywhere, USA: the term has been in common use since the last millenium.

Back east where I grew up the common phrase was "Bumfuck, Utah." *

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*Sort of makes me wonder where the phrase came from; do the mormons sodomize the homeless?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nothing...unless your homeless of course. There is a Mormon Temple near my house that overlooks the entire city. Whenever, I get frustrated, like yesterday, after counting two tables and Wonging without donging. I drive up to this Temple, get out of my car and scream profanity at the top of my lungs while flipping off the entire city with both hands.

Man... those Mormons are temperamental.

[Dankyone]

“Such and such a place is in the middle of BFE” is an expression in relatively common use and has been for 20 years. I always assumed it meant Butt F*** Egypt.

Maybe people should be saying BFI if there are BFs in Iowa and Idaho LOL