Question for your Christmas Dinner Guests

[Alan Mendelson]

so you are saying in defense, that other people are liars as well. Thats it? wow

You are calling me a liar. I'm just saying that for every earth shattering report another one will come along.

Do you think someone won't have a five hour craps roll some day? Do you think one player won't win three million some day? Don't be naive. The four minute mile was broken. People live past 110. The Dow broke thru 1,000.

[Alan Mendelson]

Here's a page from a thread here about four years ago. Remember this?

https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...s+hard+Caesars

Now after reading those posts do you want to ask eddie any questions or forum member Ahhcraps or even regnis? Or do you just want to continue with me?

[LarryS]

the dow didnt go over 1000 in a ten minute period. In fact once it hit 1000, it never wentover 1000 again for 10 years. That is a bad analogy.

[Alan Mendelson]

the dow didnt go over 1000 in a ten minute period. In fact once it hit 1000, it never wentover 1000 again for 10 years. That is a bad analogy.

Actually it's a great analogy. When I was growing up the Wall Street gurus were saying the Dow would NEVER go above one thousand. I remember my father and his buddies drinking gin and tonics saying if the Dow got above 1,000 Wall Street would go crazy and people wouldn't know what to do because there would be such a frenzy.

But never mind the Dow. Read what the others wrote about craps in that thread. Come on eddie. You've criticized me every step. Why didn't you increase your hard ten bet? What about those downtown players who never increased their $6 bets while Ahhcraps went to hundreds?

It's great being armchair gamblers and criticizing me for not betting a yo after ten rolls. You can't be wrong can you?

[AxelWolf]

All five of Jason's one line royals happened within 24 hours, one at Gold Strike and four at Caesars. I'll play the "AP card" here and put up $25,000 as a wager and we'll produce the W2Gs. Then you can confirm the W2Gs with anyone you care to but we're taking the 25 thousand.

As I wrote before I didn't think the 18 yos in a row was so earth shattering. To me it was no more earth shattering than when I was at a table and there were ten shooters who did point--seven in a row.

Had I thought at the time 18 yos in a row was so significant I would have asked for the tape immediately. When I did ask for the tape a few weeks later it was gone.

Honestly who besides you math guys really gives a f*** about 18 yos in a row? At the time it was just a gee whiz. I get more excited when the shooter hits the Small or the Tall.

You guys have a strange sense of priorities. The real world doesn't think like you do. It's really laughable.

Anyway with all that it really fucking happened. You don't want to believe so don't. I don't care. I have nothing to prove. I had nothing on the table figuratively or literally.

No, you are not playing the AP card. You are claiming it's an AP move as an excuse not to prove it since you know you can't prove it. You are playing the... I'll make an oversized bet so the other guy won't take the bet, in the off chance it did happen. You are making a bet that would make it worthwhile to fake some paperwork. W2G's are easy to fake. You know damn well it would be fairly hard for someone to get enough believable solid proof in order to have the pice of mind that it actually happened. We would have to get the original copies the casino kept for the IRS, Or they would have to have some computer documents at the casino. I would never accept just a copy of anything that was in your hands first. I would want to be there and see it in person. If they didn't have the documents you would claim they must have lost some(I guess that would be a win for me). It's a one-sided bet, if it actually did happen you win $25k, if it didn't happen you can make fake documents or just make sure the bet never comes to fruition. If you could have proved it you would have don't it long ago before you ever got this "playing the AP card" notion entered into your head. Then I would have to worry about some shenanigan BS (you like to play deceptive word games) and I will come to find out he hit them on dream card poker, or Joker RF, or some strange shit.

You once said your son was going to come here and confirm this happened or something like that.

[AxelWolf]

dup.

[LarryS]

the dow didnt go over 1000 in a ten minute period. In fact once it hit 1000, it never wentover 1000 again for 10 years. That is a bad analogy.

Actually it's a great analogy. When I was growing up the Wall Street gurus were saying the Dow would NEVER go above one thousand. I remember my father and his buddies drinking gin and tonics saying if the Dow got above 1,000 Wall Street would go crazy and people wouldn't know what to do because there would be such a frenzy.

But never mind the Dow. Read what the others wrote about craps in that thread. Come on eddie. You've criticized me every step. Why didn't you increase your hard ten bet? What about those downtown players who never increased their $6 bets while Ahhcraps went to hundreds?

It's great being armchair gamblers are criticizing me for not betting a yo after ten rolls. You can't be wrong can you?

so going over 1000 with no time limit attached(never according to you),,,,,would have been worth a billion to 1 bet if you attached a time limit of lets say 25 years.

18 yos in a row is over a 100 billion to1 proposition....well over.

[Alan Mendelson]

Axel do you think Jason is the first to hit five royals in 24 hours? People have posted similar reports on LVA and even WOV. I even posted how my GF had two dealt royals in 24 hours and the photos were included. You should realize that there are people who play and hit.

[Alan Mendelson]

Larry I wish I had rolled the yos. I didn't. I wish I had bet it. I didn't. I also wish I had been at the nearby table when the Universal vice president won two million but I wasn't. I wish I was at the table when the computer guy rolled for four and a half hours but I wasn't. I wish I had bought the lottery tickets my old neighbor in Valencia bought -- he won the California lottery twice -- but I didn't.

I don't care what the odds are because when it happens it happens. You gotta deal with it that some people get lucky.

[AxelWolf]

Axel do you think Jason is the first to hit five royals in 24 hours? People have posted similar reports on LVA and even WOV. I even posted how my GF had two dealt royals in 24 hours and the photos were included. You should realize that there are people who play and hit.

I do think it's happend, I just dont think it happend to anyone you know.

I think you would have been frothing at the mouth to show proof for FREE if it really happened. You would have posted that shit up on your site in a heartbeat. Just like you have with all the other stuff that was provable. The fact that you were once again trying to prove a point(and one up them) when you mentioned it. IIRC you were spinning that yarn when someone asked if it was possible to hit 2 royals(?) and still lose.

The five Royals in 24 hours is hard enough to swallow, but then you had to toss in the losing aspect. If he did hit 5 Royals in one day, and still lost. He probably got VP lessons from Rob Singer.

[Alan Mendelson]

I did post my two $100,000 royals. One I hit starting with $2,000 of my own money. The other I hit starting with $2500 of free play. I also won one Emmy, eight Golden Mics, ten LA Press Club Awards and the Janus Award for Economics Reporting. Ive been published in the Cokumbia Journalism Review and the Washington Journalism Review and i wrote for Barrons and New York Magazine and New Jersey Magazine
And I got my cum laude degree from Syracuse University in three years with 33 hours in Economics and 30 hours in TV-Radio. I also worked for CBS News as a reporter, producer and assignment editor for both Rather and Cronkite and do you fucking think for a moment I have to prove anything to you?

[monet]

I did post my two $100,000 royals. One I hit starting with $2,000 of my own money. The other I hit starting with $2500 of free play. I also won one Emmy, eight Golden Mics, ten LA Press Club Awards and the Janus Award for Economics Reporting. And I got my cum laude degree from Syracuse University in three years with 33 hours in Economics and 30 hours in TV-Radio. I also worked for CBS News as a reporter, producer and assignment editor for both Rather and Cronkite and do you fucking think for a moment I have to prove anything to you?

Wow! This site is a little more fun and loose compared to WoV lol. I have on two occasions hit 5 royals in 5 days with low hours or hand counts. Let me think here... I was playing the bar at Slots of Fun... well I was playing that bar a lot during that time period because of the meters. This was a quarter bank but I would estimate less than 10 hours total hitting the 5 royals. In my mind that is the same thing as a 24 hour period since it doesn't matter the time frame but the hand count IMO. The other time I played at the 4 Queens and hit 5 Dollar Royals within a five day period. I put about 20 hours total on that run. The first Royal I hit during that run gave me about a 300 dollar win go figure. I was stuck 3700 playing about 9 hours but I did earn cash back and extras. I had a room for a few days down there and my friend was piggy backing so we had over a week together. I go back the next day and play next door to him and I ended up hitting a Royal pretty quick and about 20 mins later another Royal. This was when my friend had 400k on him so he couldn't take losing the 1200 for long before he ran down to the El Cortez playing some 5 dollar machine leaving me there to play off his remaining credits which I ended up losing all but 100 bucks. I ended up quitting because I was up over 8k and that seemed good enough for me at the time. I wasn't playing a promo or anything and I wanted to go find him. I ended up finding him and I guess he got buried pretty good... something around 10k or so so he didn't care I lost 1100 of his money at the 4 Queens. So after that we did the hooker and drug/alcohol thing and I went to sleep. I got up late in the night around 2 am and went down to play some more and hit another Royal in about 20 mins or so. I gave it up and went upstairs and watched some movies. It wasn't long after that a day or so later I played another session, something like 7 hours and hit another one. I dunno goofy stuff happens. A few months ago I hit 6, 5 dollar single line royals in a short span. Honestly though I think I have run really horrible on 10 play and 100 play Royals. I am so far behind the cycle on multi line games so I guess that helps even things out. However I do go on long runs where on single line I don't see a Royal for weeks on end. Recently I have had some sour grapes in my mind. I hit 3 single line Royals picking up Free Play. One on 2 dollar BP, one on JoB dollars and one on BP dollars. It seems unfair, since when I was playing 10 dollar and 25 dollar VP, for hours on end, I was having problems catching a quad let alone a Royal. Goofy things happen.

I can believe the 5 Single Line Royal story much easier than 18 yo's in a row story. You would think you would have some Pit Boss or Dealer or another player telling that same story but I don't know I don't follow things that happen in the pit very much.

[AxelWolf]

I did post my two $100,000 royals. One I hit starting with $2,000 of my own money. The other I hit starting with $2500 of free play. I also won one Emmy, eight Golden Mics, ten LA Press Club Awards and the Janus Award for Economics Reporting. Ive been published in the Cokumbia Journalism Review and the Washington Journalism Review and i wrote for Barrons and New York Magazine and New Jersey Magazine
And I got my cum laude degree from Syracuse University in three years with 33 hours in Economics and 30 hours in TV-Radio. I also worked for CBS News as a reporter, producer and assignment editor for both Rather and Cronkite and do you fucking think for a moment I have to prove anything to you?

U mad?

I don't think you have to prove anything to me or anyone.
You are the one that brought up showing proof.



According to your track record, if at all possible, you are the first person to happily post up pictures and proof of things when its real. No one even has to ask you.

You should tell all your former colleagues at CBS news about the 18 yo's in a row and your son's 5 royals in 24 hours that netted him a loss. You and award-winning Brian Williams from NBC can have a laugh.

I can respect and admire what you have done in your career(I mean that seriously). I cant just automatically believe nothing is ever embellished or remembered wrong.

look up Journalists Who Were Caught Lying
"The major networks (ABC, CBS, and NBC) have all had their share of correspondents and anchors who have fabricated and even directly misled. In 2003, The New York Times even had to fire a journalist whose articles were often made up."

TBH. I'm more concerned you hit 2 100k Royals and haven't ever had a winning year. Now I know why U mad at AP's.

[monet]

5 royals in 24 hours that netted him a loss.
I can respect and admire what you have done in your career(I mean that seriously). I cant just automatically believe nothing is ever embellished or remembered wrong.
TBH. I'm more concerned you hit 2 100k Royals and haven't ever had a winning year. Now I know why U mad at AP's.

I think I see the problem now... hitting 5 royals inside of 24 hours and losing. I remember the story a little bit... I thought he was in Pahrump when that happened but I could be wrong about that. I thought the story went he hit the royals on dollars and kept moving up to 2 and 5 dollars losing it back and going back to dollars and hitting another royal always on the low denomination and losing on the high denomination games.

Anyways I get it now... I never have been losing when I am on my runs of Royals close together. I think that is the problem I suppose... not so much that you can't hit 5 or more Single Line Royals but that it is tough to go home loser after doing so.

You have to admit that hitting 2 100k Royals and having a losing year is a funny comment but hard to imagine. I remember the story of the guy who found the 300 dollar FPDW game at Caesars Palace years ago before they changed the pay scale. I think he was down over 100k before he cracked a bunch of deuces and 3 Royals if memory serves. He went home winner and they fixed the machines.

[Alan Mendelson]

Do you think anyone outside of a gambling forum gives a damn about hitting royals or seeing 18 yos in a row?

I didn't know 18 yos in a row was such a big deal until after I posted it on WOV.

[Alan Mendelson]

Monet he hit the royals at $1 and lost it all back on $5 and $10. Over and over.

And monet I have never had a winning year gambling. My story hasnt changed after three IRS audits and three divorces.

[monet]

Monet he hit the royals at $1 and lost it all back on $5 and $10. Over and over.

And monet I have never had a winning year gambling. My story hasnt changed after three IRS audits and three divorces.

I can understand your position. Did you at least beat all three IRS audits?

True Story about IRS Audits. One player I have known for over 20 years now would get the papers in the mail saying he owed this and that. So I guess it was over 20 years and they finally came knocking when he wasn't home of course. I guess he decided to try to take care of it and the IRS said that he owed them over 3 million from over 20 years of W2s. I still see my friend laughing when he tells the story. I never pressed into the specifics too much but I guess he settled for a couple hundred dollars and now he has someone do his taxes every year that shows he never wins. My other friend won close to half a million on the dice table and he gets the letter saying he owes them 125k or so. He hasn't had a problem yet. Of course he doesn't really own anything for them to come after. I am in the same boat. I hardly exist on paper and technically I am 200x below the poverty level. They send me letters sometimes which get recycled.

[Bill Yung]

some immunosuppressive meds can cause confusion as a side effect.

Never heard of that. The common side effects for the common meds are here.

http://www.med.umich.edu/trans/publi...edications.pdf

prograf is very common. I cant take the time to give you a crash course on pharmacology. But you can start your research there.

Perhaps, but please be a bit less smug, and tell us which type and degree of confusion you speak of. Steroid delirium takes a month to come down from, and anyone could have a urine infection.

Now is your chance to contribute something real to the forum. How does one see 18 yo's in the urinal, and remember it? What drug doesn't come, at some point, with a technical ten page write-up about every side effect from mild confusion to death? And how then when closely monitored by blood-level over the years?

Psychological and medical effects, anomalies and disorders that apply to gambling, however. Let's, say, get into some psychological, and even physiological ways to induce dealer errors such as flashed and misplayed cards, and losing bets left on the table. Show us your stuff, if not your degree in something. Maybe, try to talk right.

You and your buddy never seem to bring anything to the gambling table per se. I remember an old couple talking about money, and when they met. The husband told me that he thought she had it, but found out that she thought he had it. I'm talking about brains here.

If you want to accuse someone of something in the urinal, you had better be ready to back it up.

[Alan Mendelson]

I got thru all three audits with no changes including a monster TCMP audit.

[MisterV]

You and your buddy never seem to bring anything to the gambling table per se. I remember an old couple talking about money, and when they met. The husband told me that he thought she had it, but found out that she thought he had it. I'm talking about brains here...If you want to accuse someone of something in the urinal, you had better be ready to back it up.

You got your guys confused, Bill.

I'm the atheist, he's the Jew: please make a note of it.

I posted: "Alan has fragile health (he's heavily medicated and could keel over at any minute), and this could have caused him to "think" he saw eighteen yo's in a row, when in fact he was staring at a urinal.

Could happen. "

WTF do you mean, "be ready to back it up?"

Back up what?

Alan is the narcissist who it seems got caught out lying and now refuses to admit it; he claims he saw eighteen yo's in a row, demand that HE back it up.

Now, to get a little pissy.

My urinal comment was not an accusation: read it again; I never said it happened, I implied it could have happened.

There, now look down and make sure both of your shoes are tied, you don't want to fall flat on your face again.

FWIW, my scenario is much more likely than his claim; if you disagree with that, there's a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell to you.

As for your comment about not bringing anything to the gambling table per se, what should I do, regale you with stories about placing six and eight for twelve bucks each?

How about some tales of my slot play?

I'm a ploppie with a sensitive bullshit meter.