Chick-fil-a doesn't employ minimum wage slugs.
When you have to drive across country for a funeral with the Mrs. who's the executor, there's not much of a choice during a pandemic.
Now max seems to be easily irritated by whatever I do and what I have (he's been locked up at home for months now, likely due to lack of funds to do anything) it would only exacerbate his discomfort if he were privy to the estate disbursement.
In other words---he's just another redietz.