The WoV Thread

[Alan Mendelson]

Mickey... if you roll two dice and one die immediately lands on 2 and the second die keeps bouncing around, what are the chances that second die will settle on a 2?

[RS__]

Oh for fucks sake, this again?

[Alan Mendelson]

Oh for fucks sake, this again?

Yes. But this time mickeycrimm says the chance of a "spinner" is 1/11. From post #2960:

ROLL TWO DICE AND WHEN AT LEAST ONE OF THE DICE IS A TWO IT'S 1 IN 11 THAT THE OTHER DIE IS A 2.


Now, which one of you math experts who love to pounce on me will criticize him?

[blackhole]

Sad because you have been successful at other parts in your life.

Unlike you a complete failure outside of gambling. I couldn’t imagine trying to go through life counting on the outcome of casino games combined with who knows what’s the next marketing idea the casinos might or might not offer, or for how long it will exist.

Just the thought of trying to raise a family, buy a home, cars, clothes for all, health insurance, college tuitions, weddings, retirement, and at least another hundred things I forgot about, all based on the outcomes of casino games and marketing scams my calculator says could happen.

Do you doggy bag the comped food and bring it home for the family to fight over? Never mind I forgot; you BBQ burgers for thanksgiving. What did you have for xmas, hot dogs? I was told you’re hitting your wine cellar tonight and pulling out your hidden stash of Ripple to enhance the wild rabbit you ran over for New Years.

I’m here by accident and I’m now having a ball whenever I visit calling out you phony bullshit artists. It appears your existence here is just to use the site for another toilet to get rid of the endless squirting shit shooting out of your badly abused and fucked stupid ass.

[mickeycrimm]

Sad because you have been successful at other parts in your life.

Unlike you a complete failure outside of gambling. I couldn’t imagine trying to go through life counting on the outcome of casino games combined with who knows what’s the next marketing idea the casinos might or might not offer, or for how long it will exist.

Just the thought of trying to raise a family, buy a home, cars, clothes for all, health insurance, college tuitions, weddings, retirement, and at least another hundred things I forgot about, all based on the outcomes of casino games and marketing scams my calculator says could happen.

Do you doggy bag the comped food and bring it home for the family to fight over? Never mind I forgot; you BBQ burgers for thanksgiving. What did you have for xmas, hot dogs? I was told you’re hitting your wine cellar tonight and pulling out your hidden stash of Ripple to enhance the wild rabbit you ran over for New Years.

I’m here by accident and I’m now having a ball whenever I visit calling out you phony bullshit artists. It appears your existence here is just to use the site for another toilet to get rid of the endless squirting shit shooting out of your badly abused and fucked stupid ass.

Bitchstinkhole, you moronic fuck, you are really showing your ignorance and stupidity here. Boz is personally known by many on these boards. He is not a professional gambler. He's a successful businessman that owns at least two homes and takes several vacations per year. And not all of them revolve around gambling. He just doesn't brag about his wealth like your punk ass does.

[mickeycrimm]

Mickey... if you roll two dice and one die immediately lands on 2 and the second die keeps bouncing around, what are the chances that second die will settle on a 2?

Alan, if they ever put that bet on a craps table, they should, it will suck guys like you in for sure, whenever you see a spinner, you can jump up and down shouting 1 IN 6!!!! 1 IN 6!!!! I told you its 1 IN 6!!!! But they all ain't gonna be spinners, dude.

And someone that lives in Las Vegas should take Belly up on his offer. At 9 for 1 you will hold an 18.18% edge. Remember, there is a big difference between 9 for 1 and 9 to 1. And Belly is settling for 9 for 1.

[blackhole]

Bitchstinkhole, you moronic fuck, you are really showing your ignorance and stupidity here. Boz is personally known by many on these boards. He is not a professional gambler. He's a successful businessman that owns at least two homes and takes several vacations per year. And not all of them revolve around gambling. He just doesn't brag about his wealth like your punk ass does.

I’m not buying any of this post. I can’t possibly believe someone spitting out any phony bullshit that comes to his mind pretending he knows what he says for fact could be the same person in your post.

What actual proof do you have other than alleged AP hear say to confirm what you just said? Where are these homes he owns? Have you been to them? I could go on and on with questions, but why bother.

What you say is no different than everything else all of you say here which is a bullshit forum designed for bullshitters to feel better eating their own bullshit. Bozo is to stupid to run a business never mind a successful one.

BULLSHIT

[mickeycrimm]

Bitchstinkhole, you moronic fuck, you are really showing your ignorance and stupidity here. Boz is personally known by many on these boards. He is not a professional gambler. He's a successful businessman that owns at least two homes and takes several vacations per year. And not all of them revolve around gambling. He just doesn't brag about his wealth like your punk ass does.

I’m not buying any of this post. I can’t possibly believe someone spitting out any phony bullshit that comes to his mind pretending he knows what he says for fact could be the same person in your post.

What actual proof do you have other than alleged AP hear say to confirm what you just said? Where are these homes he owns? Have you been to them? I could go on and on with questions, but why bother.

What you say is no different than everything else all of you say here which is a bullshit forum designed for bullshitters to feel better eating their own bullshit. Bozo is to stupid to run a business never mind a successful one.

BULLSHIT

I've been invited to his business in Pennsylvania multiple times. And to stay at his house when I'm there. I think he also owns a vacation home in Florida. Last year he took a Montana vacation and we were trading posts. I told him about some of the highlights and he told me about the places they visited. It doesn't matter what you believe Boz is the real deal.

[blackhole]

I've been invited to his business in Pennsylvania multiple times. And to stay at his house when I'm there. I think he also owns a vacation home in Florida. Last year he took a Montana vacation and we were trading posts. I told him about some of the highlights and he told me about the places they visited. It doesn't matter what you believe Boz is the real deal.

I guess this post you made settles it. How could I be so stupid.

It’s posts like this that keep me coming back for more. I think you vouched for every AP or dumb ass on this site and never meet one of them.

You can’t make this type of entertainment bullshit up.

[mickeycrimm]

I've been invited to his business in Pennsylvania multiple times. And to stay at his house when I'm there. I think he also owns a vacation home in Florida. Last year he took a Montana vacation and we were trading posts. I told him about some of the highlights and he told me about the places they visited. It doesn't matter what you believe Boz is the real deal.

I guess this post you made settles it. How could I be so stupid.

It’s posts like this that keep me coming back for more. You can’t make this shit up. I think you vouched for every AP or dumb ass on this site and never meet one of them.

The same can be said about your dumpster diving ass. Prove you're rich, bitch!! You lying fuck. Prove you don't dumpster dive for a living, you broke fuck.

[blackhole]

You know what Mickey? I want to apologize to you. Instead of trashing you for the two-bit lonely life gambling forced you into living today, I should show pity for you. I’m also sorry for you being forced to accept and use this shit hole forum as your place for communications with the outside world.

Here’s a little New Year's Eve tip for you. The King at Burger King is giving out 10 nuggets for $1.00 dollar.

Please accept my apology, and have a wonderful New Year.

[mickeycrimm]

You know what Mickey? I want to apologize to you. Instead of trashing you for the two-bit lonely life gambling forced you into living today, I should show pity for you. I’m also sorry for you being forced to accept and use this shit hole forum as your place for communications with the outside world.

Here’s a little New Year's Eve tip for you. The King at Burger King is giving out 10 nuggets for $1.00 dollar.

Please accept my apology, and have a wonderful New Year.

I'll be having prime rib today but thanks for a tip only your can collecting ass would know about.. Now climb back into your dumpster.

[monet]

Now climb back into your dumpster.

The whole back and forth was difficult to read but this did make me chuckle... thanks.

The last time a global survey was attempted
– by the United Nations in 2005 –
an estimated 100 million people were homeless worldwide.
As many as 1.6 billion people lacked adequate housing
(Habitat, 2015).

[coach belly]

And the reason I never took the Wizards bet was because 2-2 is a 1/36 event. It is not 1/6, or 1/11.

But you don't lose on every other outcome that's not 2-2.

You only lose on 1-2, 2-1, 3-2, 2-3, 4-2, 2-4, 5-2, 2-5, 6-2, 2-6...everything else is a push.

[AxelWolf]

1 in 6 on the "two dice problem."

No. That was a problem involving English comprehension and perspective of the reader. But you'll never admit that.

I'm looking for a true example of alternative math... whatever that's supposed to be. Perhaps I should rephrase the question. What is alternative math?

Didn’t you quit thus forum? It’s a miracle you are back!

You staying away was about the same chance of you paying your kid, Singer having a 9 1/2 cock, your kid hitting 2 Royals in a weekend and still losing, and you seeing 18 Yo’s In a row.

All Bullshit that never happened or will happen.

Of more interest to any of us who lose everything and end up like you is how does Holidays like New Years falling on the 1st affect you getting your monthly “Fix”? Assuming since it’s the government, your check will be direct deposited tomorrow, therefore it won’t even make it to the 1st.

I wonder how Stations accounting is affected by not getting income from you in January?

True waste of hard working taxpayers dollars, Alan, true waste.

Alan claimed his son hit 5 single Royals in 1 day in two different towns and still lost.

I called BS, but Alan insisted many times it was true, I kept calling BS, he kept claiming it was true. He was even willing to put money on it. IIRC it was 5k claiming he could prove it. Knowing Alan has a gambling problem(Get Help Now! https://www.nevadacouncil.org/), I wasn't willing to take the chance he might fake some documents. 5K could go a long way at the craps table.

As it turns out, his son only hit TWO Royals.

[Alan Mendelson]

And the reason I never took the Wizards bet was because 2-2 is a 1/36 event. It is not 1/6, or 1/11.

But you don't lose on every other outcome that's not 2-2.

You only lose on 1-2, 2-1, 3-2, 2-3, 4-2, 2-4, 5-2, 2-5, 6-2, 2-6...everything else is a push.

What you say is true but 2-2 shows up 1/36. You lose on 10/36.

So the way I figure it for every $9 you win you lose $10. Since I'm no math expert please let me know if I'm right or wrong.

[Alan Mendelson]

For those of you who are concerned about my retirement benefits, my Social Security payment in January is paid on January 9th and my pension is paid on the 1st.

Thanks for your concern. LOL

[MaxPen]

For those of you who are concerned about my retirement benefits, my Social Security payment in January is paid on January 9th and my pension is paid on the 1st.

Thanks for your concern. LOL

Good to have it spread out some. Gives you something to look forward to after the 2nd or 3rd of the month. Now if you could find another stream you'd be able to hit the craps table the last half of the month as well. Sort of explains why they feed you some free play now....huh?

[Deech]

Oh for fucks sake, this again?

Niagara Falls! Step by step. Inch by inch.....

[blackhole]

Good to have it spread out some. Gives you something to look forward to after the 2nd or 3rd of the month. Now if you could find another stream you'd be able to hit the craps table the last half of the month as well. Sort of explains why they feed you some free play now....huh?

Who's the real winner here when you hit his age and compare your Medicaid and whatever you could squeeze out of your state to what Alan gets?