The WoV Thread

[MisterV]

I do hope that Andrew G has enough insight to see that he is heading down the road to ruin, posting on this board the way he is.

He seemed a nice, innocent lad initially but he seems to be developing the crusty, cynical attitude of a degenerate gambler.

How quickly the gambling virus spreads!

His employer might want to consider an intervention.

Hopefully someone can get the word out: I'd hate to see him shit his bed the way his employer's client did.

[AndrewG]

Not mine. Dug it off the internet. But my point is the same. These conspiracy theory fuckers would claim that game was cheating if that happened to them.

Wow. Posting pictures to prove a point and then finding out the Information is not only not relevant to the discussion about SHUFFLING machines but then there's an admission that the photo was stolen off the Internet. Not exactly a credible witness here.

By the way, I wouldn't claim the machine was cheating if I was handed a winner.

So you're argument is off as well.

Next time show us a photo of four to the royal missed. That would be the photo to show a rigged machine.

Bizarre way of trying to make a point to be sure.

It certainly was an odd way. Thank you Mr Mcap.

[MisterV]

Mr. G, I am a concerned citizen whose only interest is in helping others.

It is clear that you have fallen into the clasping arms of those gambling Sirens who are luring you to your inevitable doom with their sweet songs of gambling success.

56 wins in a row ... eighteen yo's in a row ... and you suck it up like a ten dollar crack ho.

Turn back before it is too late!

I urge you to erase the bookmark to this and all gambling sites and I strongly urge you to focus instead on sites dedicated to pornography, preferably S & M and bestiality, for the sake of congruence.

Please heed this most heartfelt advice.

[The Boz]

Mr. G, I am a concerned citizen whose only interest is in helping others.

It is clear that you have fallen into the clasping arms of those gambling Sirens who are luring you to your inevitable doom with their sweet songs of gambling success.

56 wins in a row ... eighteen yo's in a row ... and you suck it up like a ten dollar crack ho.

Turn back before it is too late!

I urge you to erase the bookmark to this and all gambling sites and I strongly urge you to focus instead on sites dedicated to pornography, preferably S & M and bestiality, for the sake of congruence.

Please heed this most heartfelt advice.

Andrew, I hope you realize the gift this man is giving you. He recently retired from the same position your boss has. And he didn’t get to where is in life, living financially free to do whatever he wants, by giving his professional advice for free.

You have been fortunate enough for him to take an interest in you and offer this unsolicited advice. I believe you are smart enough to see it but the lure of the casino, or even the 7-11, is strong. Especially on paydays I would imagine. Try to resist it and heed the warnings signs.

Best wishes young man!

[Ozzy]

Whatever you do MrAndyG stay far away from Rincon now known as Harrahs Southern California and all Bonus Poker VP..Craps tables at RedRock are also out of bounds.

[MisterV]

Excellent advice, gentlemen: that's what I like about this site: so many good-hearted folks who only want to help others.

Ah, what price wisdom?

[jbjb]

Alan/Andrew doesn't know shit about gaming/gambling. Piss on both!

[jbjb]

Let's put it this way. If KJ played a SD game and after the shuffle, was dealt AA vs A, drew a king on the first ace and a 4 on the second and the dealer reveals an ace as the hole card he cry and bitch he was cheated. But let's deal those exact same cards on video poker and you applaud the win. Hippocrates at their best.

ShuffleMaster shufflers ARE NOT FUCKING RIGGED TO CLUMP OR CHEAT YOU! Otherwise you assholes would have a huge class action lawsuit against them.

[mcap]

Hippocrates .

They practice ancient medicine techniques? Jeebas fuck what single digit grade did you drop out of school? Absolutely brutal for a native English speaker.

It’s a good thing advantage play typically only requires middle school math:

[kewlJ]

Let's put it this way. If KJ played a SD game and after the shuffle, was dealt AA vs A, drew a king on the first ace and a 4 on the second and the dealer reveals an ace as the hole card he cry and bitch he was cheated. But let's deal those exact same cards on video poker and you applaud the win. Hippocrates at their best.

ShuffleMaster shufflers ARE NOT FUCKING RIGGED TO CLUMP OR CHEAT YOU! Otherwise you assholes would have a huge class action lawsuit against them.

If you insist on pursuing this discussion, I will do so But can't until I get home later. It isn't worth pursuing though.

[redietz]

Let's put it this way. If KJ played a SD game and after the shuffle, was dealt AA vs A, drew a king on the first ace and a 4 on the second and the dealer reveals an ace as the hole card he cry and bitch he was cheated. But let's deal those exact same cards on video poker and you applaud the win. Hippocrates at their best.

ShuffleMaster shufflers ARE NOT FUCKING RIGGED TO CLUMP OR CHEAT YOU! Otherwise you assholes would have a huge class action lawsuit against them.

We have verb tense issues here. "ARE NOT FUCKING RIGGED" is not the same as "CANNOT BE FUCKING RIGGED."

I am usually on the jbjb bandwagon, but there have been no massive class action suits when rigged drawings have been uncovered. No massive class action suits when the company running sports books at the Palms shaved parlay odds for months.

And, as kewlJ mentions, if the "rigging" requires an action taken AFTER the devices have been delivered WITHOUT instructions on how to "rig" them, the companies manufacturing them should be in the clear. Basically, if you rig a toaster to electrocute someone, Black and Decker is not on the hook for murder.

[monet]

They practice ancient medicine for techniques? Jeebas fuck what single digit grade did you drop out of school? Absolutely brutal for a native English speaker.

It’s a good thing advantage play typically only requires middle school math:

lol... score one point for mcap!

[BoSox]

I suppose this shuffler was rigged too, right?



You clowns are getting pathetic!

The difference here is with the video poker machine no previous hand hurts the player as they get a fresh shuffle for the next hand.

Playing blackjack, whatever composition of the cards already played affects the percentages of the remaining composition of cards until the yellow card comes out.

[monet]

I like how Andrew posts over here around the same time Alan posts at WoV.

Alan got hot sucker over at WoV because people were nitpicking his buffet thread lol lol lol.
He decided to self suspend after people not taking his buffet discussion serious enough.

Redietz got cracked for 30 days too lol.
Those Trolling Religious Posts don't work so well over there like they do here.
Over here we are just about as Free as you can get on these Forums.
Dan Druff is Da Man!

[AndrewG]

I like how Andrew posts over here around the same time Alan posts at WoV.

Alan got hot sucker over at WoV because people were nitpicking his buffet thread lol lol lol.
He decided to self suspend after people not taking his buffet discussion serious enough.

Redietz got cracked for 30 days too lol.
Those Trolling Religious Posts don't work so well over there like they do here.
Over here we are just about as Free as you can get on these Forums.
Dan Druff is Da Man!

How do you know it was a "self suspend" Mr Monet?

[monet]

How do you know it was a "self suspend" Mr Monet?

I dunno.
I just make shit up as I go along.
I told you all I am always lying and making shit up.
Truth!
Lie!
Same Difference!

And don't call me Mr.
I told you all recently, I am Transgender.
I identify as a toaster today!
Not just any old toaster... a vintage General Electric toaster!

[Ozzy]

I like how Andrew posts over here around the same time Alan posts at WoV.

Alan got hot sucker over at WoV because people were nitpicking his buffet thread lol lol lol.
He decided to self suspend after people not taking his buffet discussion serious enough.

Redietz got cracked for 30 days too lol.
Those Trolling Religious Posts don't work so well over there like they do here.
Over here we are just about as Free as you can get on these Forums.
Dan Druff is Da Man!

Druff is the 180 degree version of Rusty Schackleford.

[monet]

How do you know it was a "self suspend" Mr Monet?

Ancient Chinese Secret...

[The Boz]

I like how Andrew posts over here around the same time Alan posts at WoV.

Alan got hot sucker over at WoV because people were nitpicking his buffet thread lol lol lol.
He decided to self suspend after people not taking his buffet discussion serious enough.

Redietz got cracked for 30 days too lol.
Those Trolling Religious Posts don't work so well over there like they do here.
Over here we are just about as Free as you can get on these Forums.
Dan Druff is Da Man!

How do you know it was a "self suspend" Mr Monet?

This is how you utilize your lunch break Andrew? Guess it could be worse, unless you are posting while playing VP on your lunch break. If by any chance you are at a 7-11 outside the office, try the new mini tacos and avoid the VP machines.

As for what happened over there, from the listing it appears he once again look his ball and went home. At this point I would assume the ball is deflated and worthless as the act has gotten old. But give him credit for still pushing a narrative that we need more stimulus checks and we are all still at risk. I wonder what happened to all the other stimulus checks?

[Ozzy]

One thing is certain Alan is really tense and easily agitated the last couple of years. I'd like to see the old Alan again. Chillax