The WoV Thread

[mickeycrimm]

At least Rob puts his whole strategy on the table for everyone to read.

Video poker strategy is all over the internet.

[blackhole]

So, blackhole, do you have an answer to the above problem? What do you think the frequency is? Shouldn't take you long to give an answer.

Yes, I have two balls and that's a fact.

Those are the problems you have to solve. Than hope your stars are aligned and the balls don't fuck ya. Because you say it should happen, it still has to happen.

[mickeycrimm]

No mickey. I don't want to piss off all the AP's. They live by a creed that only allows them to share their secret-handshake info with the WoN.

Here's a chance to piss them all off, Rob. A little quiz on your video poker knowledge. If you are a video poker expert you will know the answer off the top of your head. No research needed.

There is a daily drawing at Brand X Casino. It's starts everyday at noon. Once an hour they draw for a winner of $100. They do this once an hour until 10 PM. You get a drawing ticket FOR EVERY PAYOUT THAT IS AT LEAST 125 COINS at video poker. This is a small casino maybe 50 video poker machines. There are no multi-line games. So you can only play single line games. There is only quarter, 50 cent and $1 denom. The games available for you to play are:

9/6 Jacks
FPDW
FPJW
9/7 Double Bonus
9/6 Double Double Bonus
8/5 Bonus Poker
7/5 Flush Attack
9/6 Bonus Poker Deluxe
9/5 Super Double Bonus
9/5 Triple Bonus Poker Plus
9/5 White Hot Aces

Rob, on the above list what is the best game to play on this promotion? Like I said, it doesn't take any research if you are an expert. You should know the answer off the top of your head.

Everyone give Rob a chance to answer before you give your own answer.

[mickeycrimm]

So, blackhole, do you have an answer to the above problem? What do you think the frequency is? Shouldn't take you long to give an answer.

Yes, I have two balls and that's a fact.

Those are the problems you have to solve. Than hope your stars are aligned and the balls don't fuck ya. Because you say it should happen, it still has to happen.

Yes, that's how the casino does it too, right? They have an edge on a game and they hope their lucky stars align to make a profit? Can't solve the problem can you? LOL! So you give a bullshit answer. HAHAHA! There's a lot more to AP than you have the ability to do.

[blackhole]

C’mon Mickey, stop the nonsense. You're really making yourself look like a fool.

Did you jump off the wagon? That would explain your behavior.

[Rob.Singer]

No mickey. I don't want to piss off all the AP's. They live by a creed that only allows them to share their secret-handshake info with the WoN.

Here's a chance to piss them all off, Rob. A little quiz on your video poker knowledge. If you are a video poker expert you will know the answer off the top of your head. No research needed.

There is a daily drawing at Brand X Casino. It's starts everyday at noon. Once an hour they draw for a winner of $100. They do this once an hour until 10 PM. You get a drawing ticket FOR EVERY PAYOUT THAT IS AT LEAST 125 COINS at video poker. This is a small casino maybe 50 video poker machines. There are no multi-line games. So you can only play single line games. There is only quarter, 50 cent and $1 denom. The games available for you to play are:

9/6 Jacks
FPDW
FPJW
9/7 Double Bonus
9/6 Double Double Bonus
8/5 Bonus Poker
7/5 Flush Attack
9/6 Bonus Poker Deluxe
9/5 Super Double Bonus
9/5 Triple Bonus Poker Plus
9/5 White Hot Aces

Rob, on the above list what is the best game to play on this promotion? Like I said, it doesn't take any research if you are an expert. You should know the answer off the top of your head.

Everyone give Rob a chance to answer before you give your own answer.

Mickey, I don't play JoB because it's a loser's game, but those who play for the free beanies with propellers on top do.

It's curious that you admit to not having a high school diploma, to being a life long alcoholic, to being unable to leave bars until they throw you out at closing time, to getting in drunken brawls at these bars, to being a hobo and a hitch hiker in Nevada, to living in your car now, to have had "lots" of experience with hookers, to rarely having had a normal job throughout your lifetime, and to being forced to activate Rosey Palmer because you've been such a turn-off to women your whole life.

What's amazing is how you believe you have this skill of being able to make money by analyzing two-bit games, and that the paltry living and lonely life you have does anything to anyone other than to have mounds of sympathy for you. We DO notice that this stuff here is your whole life. And don't get me started on your fantasy fascination with that slob Tuna guy....

Truly, that's how you portray yourself on the message boards. I'd invite you over for Thanksgiving if I could be certain you wouldn't wreck the place after your first 30-pak.

[Rob.Singer]

I've got plenty of experience and training. I'm a veteran bar room brawler....which MMA is based on. Rob, you would run for the hills at the sight of some of the guys I fought. I wouldn't consider it a fair fight unless there were three of you.

Something else you can be proud of....

I was trained by the govt to handle two or three at a time back then, or one armed assailant. None of that really matters though, because a bar room brawler would much more than likely be impaired, stupid, and undisciplined. You to a tee.

I've ended two professionals in two fights back then overseas. What's your score against drunks?

C'mon, Robbie. I wouldn't even hit ya. I'd just grab you by the back of your neck and slam your face into the floor. Takes care of the nose, teeth, blackeyes, everything.

OK mickey....you win the virtual battle on the internet. You are a ferocious brute!

[mickeycrimm]

C’mon Mickey, stop the nonsense. You're really making yourself look like a fool.

Did you jump off the wagon? That would explain your behavior.

Here, I'll make it easier on ya. What's the frequency of catching all 3 numbers in the 3-spot along with 2 or more numbers in the 4-spot?

[mickeycrimm]

No mickey. I don't want to piss off all the AP's. They live by a creed that only allows them to share their secret-handshake info with the WoN.

Here's a chance to piss them all off, Rob. A little quiz on your video poker knowledge. If you are a video poker expert you will know the answer off the top of your head. No research needed.

There is a daily drawing at Brand X Casino. It's starts everyday at noon. Once an hour they draw for a winner of $100. They do this once an hour until 10 PM. You get a drawing ticket FOR EVERY PAYOUT THAT IS AT LEAST 125 COINS at video poker. This is a small casino maybe 50 video poker machines. There are no multi-line games. So you can only play single line games. There is only quarter, 50 cent and $1 denom. The games available for you to play are:

9/6 Jacks
FPDW
FPJW
9/7 Double Bonus
9/6 Double Double Bonus
8/5 Bonus Poker
7/5 Flush Attack
9/6 Bonus Poker Deluxe
9/5 Super Double Bonus
9/5 Triple Bonus Poker Plus
9/5 White Hot Aces

Rob, on the above list what is the best game to play on this promotion? Like I said, it doesn't take any research if you are an expert. You should know the answer off the top of your head.

Everyone give Rob a chance to answer before you give your own answer.

Mickey, I don't play JoB because it's a loser's game, but those who play for the free beanies with propellers on top do.

It's curious that you admit to not having a high school diploma, to being a life long alcoholic, to being unable to leave bars until they throw you out at closing time, to getting in drunken brawls at these bars, to being a hobo and a hitch hiker in Nevada, to living in your car now, to have had "lots" of experience with hookers, to rarely having had a normal job throughout your lifetime, and to being forced to activate Rosey Palmer because you've been such a turn-off to women your whole life.

What's amazing is how you believe you have this skill of being able to make money by analyzing two-bit games, and that the paltry living and lonely life you have does anything to anyone other than to have mounds of sympathy for you. We DO notice that this stuff here is your whole life. And don't get me started on your fantasy fascination with that slob Tuna guy....

Truly, that's how you portray yourself on the message boards. I'd invite you over for Thanksgiving if I could be certain you wouldn't wreck the place after your first 30-pak.

You're deflecting, Rob. You don't know the answer. And I have a few of your games listed.C'mon slobbie, give us an answer.A video poker expert like you should know the answer off the top of your head.

[mickeycrimm]

A couple of rules I forgot to list on the video poker promotion. You can win the drawing multiple times and the drum is emptied out every night.

[Rob.Singer]

You got your answer--your promo is straight out of fantasyland. I wouldn't play in any promotion even if the prize for hitting a 125 credit or larger winner, was the opportunity to run another nail thru you onto a rotted out piece of wood!

And what's with the "slobbie" namecalling anyway? Don't you know how sensitive I am to such antics....esp. when I'm off doing personal things?

The NERVE!!

[mickeycrimm]

You got your answer--your promo is straight out of fantasyland. I wouldn't play in any promotion even if the prize for hitting a 125 credit or larger winner, was the opportunity to run another nail thru you onto a rotted out piece of wood!

And what's with the "slobbie" namecalling anyway? Don't you know how sensitive I am to such antics....esp. when I'm off doing personal things?

The NERVE!!

I worked this promotion at the Carsin Valley Inn. You pass yourself off as a video poker expert so give us the answer. Video poker experts have no problem giving the answer.

[regnis]

I'll give you some grief over the DI thing regnis

Right off the bat Frank Scoblete sells it so it has to be impossible. If it were real and attainable, he and all the other shysters would simply use it for profiting in the casinos and not advertise and sell classes for it.

I still don't understand how there can be any "control" or "influence" of any kind, with all those things sticking out of the back wall where your dice are required to hit. And please don't tell me that a "close guess" is good enuf. We were treated to that kind of BS by kew after his two table counting claim was labeled an epic fail and pure nonsense as soon as he regurgitated that the 2nd table count need not be accurate.

I had read about Scoblete and the dice control school and all of that. But in watching the videos and some of the students, I never liked the way they threw the dice. I always felt there was too much spin on the rebound off the wall.

But I don't think you have played enough dice to ascertain whether any form of control could be done. As I said in another thread (or maybe somewhere in this one), put the time and effort into it and you would be surprised what can be done.

[Ozzy]

No mickey. I don't want to piss off all the AP's. They live by a creed that only allows them to share their secret-handshake info with the WoN.

Here's a chance to piss them all off, Rob. A little quiz on your video poker knowledge. If you are a video poker expert you will know the answer off the top of your head. No research needed.

There is a daily drawing at Brand X Casino. It's starts everyday at noon. Once an hour they draw for a winner of $100. They do this once an hour until 10 PM. You get a drawing ticket FOR EVERY PAYOUT THAT IS AT LEAST 125 COINS at video poker. This is a small casino maybe 50 video poker machines. There are no multi-line games. So you can only play single line games. There is only quarter, 50 cent and $1 denom. The games available for you to play are:

9/6 Jacks
FPDW
FPJW
9/7 Double Bonus
9/6 Double Double Bonus
8/5 Bonus Poker
7/5 Flush Attack
9/6 Bonus Poker Deluxe
9/5 Super Double Bonus
9/5 Triple Bonus Poker Plus
9/5 White Hot Aces

Rob, on the above list what is the best game to play on this promotion? Like I said, it doesn't take any research if you are an expert. You should know the answer off the top of your head.

Everyone give Rob a chance to answer before you give your own answer.

Mickey, I don't play JoB because it's a loser's game, but those who play for the free beanies with propellers on top do.

It's curious that you admit to not having a high school diploma, to being a life long alcoholic, to being unable to leave bars until they throw you out at closing time, to getting in drunken brawls at these bars, to being a hobo and a hitch hiker in Nevada, to living in your car now, to have had "lots" of experience with hookers, to rarely having had a normal job throughout your lifetime, and to being forced to activate Rosey Palmer because you've been such a turn-off to women your whole life.

What's amazing is how you believe you have this skill of being able to make money by analyzing two-bit games, and that the paltry living and lonely life you have does anything to anyone other than to have mounds of sympathy for you. We DO notice that this stuff here is your whole life. And don't get me started on your fantasy fascination with that slob Tuna guy....

Truly, that's how you portray yourself on the message boards. I'd invite you over for Thanksgiving if I could be certain you wouldn't wreck the place after your first 30-pak.

This is one of the first attacks on Mickey, where you failed to mention his dental plan!!

[Rob.Singer]

I'll give you some grief over the DI thing regnis

Right off the bat Frank Scoblete sells it so it has to be impossible. If it were real and attainable, he and all the other shysters would simply use it for profiting in the casinos and not advertise and sell classes for it.

I still don't understand how there can be any "control" or "influence" of any kind, with all those things sticking out of the back wall where your dice are required to hit. And please don't tell me that a "close guess" is good enuf. We were treated to that kind of BS by kew after his two table counting claim was labeled an epic fail and pure nonsense as soon as he regurgitated that the 2nd table count need not be accurate.

I had read about Scoblete and the dice control school and all of that. But in watching the videos and some of the students, I never liked the way they threw the dice. I always felt there was too much spin on the rebound off the wall.

But I don't think you have played enough dice to ascertain whether any form of control could be done. As I said in another thread (or maybe somewhere in this one), put the time and effort into it and you would be surprised what can be done.

The way I feel about dice control/di regnis, if it could be done then I could do it. Put them into my hand, give me the rules of the throw as well as the theory behind DC/DI, and in 90 minutes the world would know whether it were possible or not.
I've never thrown dice except maybe at some big mouth bully's face in 6th grade.

[mickeycrimm]

No mickey. I don't want to piss off all the AP's. They live by a creed that only allows them to share their secret-handshake info with the WoN.

Here's a chance to piss them all off, Rob. A little quiz on your video poker knowledge. If you are a video poker expert you will know the answer off the top of your head. No research needed.

There is a daily drawing at Brand X Casino. It's starts everyday at noon. Once an hour they draw for a winner of $100. They do this once an hour until 10 PM. You get a drawing ticket FOR EVERY PAYOUT THAT IS AT LEAST 125 COINS at video poker. This is a small casino maybe 50 video poker machines. There are no multi-line games. So you can only play single line games. There is only quarter, 50 cent and $1 denom. The games available for you to play are:

9/6 Jacks
FPDW
FPJW
9/7 Double Bonus
9/6 Double Double Bonus
8/5 Bonus Poker
7/5 Flush Attack
9/6 Bonus Poker Deluxe
9/5 Super Double Bonus
9/5 Triple Bonus Poker Plus
9/5 White Hot Aces

Rob, on the above list what is the best game to play on this promotion? Like I said, it doesn't take any research if you are an expert. You should know the answer off the top of your head.

Everyone give Rob a chance to answer before you give your own answer.

Rob won't answer because he flat doesn't know which is the best game to play in this promotion. It was a promotion I did very well on because it was a small casino so not that many video pokers in the house and not many people to play against. It brought in some business but no one except me played the game I played.

I listed 11 games above. I had to hit a a payout of at least 125 coins to get a drawing ticket. On all of the Jacks or Better games above you will get a drawing ticket for every quad, straight flush, royal flush. The quad average on these games is around 425. Average in the SF and RF and you get a drawing ticket about every 400 games.

The Joker game is totally out of the question because you only get a drawing ticket for Straight Flush, Joker Royal, 5 of a Kind, or Royal. You'll get a drawing ticket every 1255 games.

With the Deuces Wild you only get a drawing ticket for a Wild Royal, 4 Deuces or a Natural Royal, about every 494 games.

That leaves one game left on the list, 7/5 Flush Attack. The Deuce game on the list, at 100.76%, is not the best payback of all the games listed. 7/5 FA has a return of 100.78%. And you get a drawing ticket for every quad, straight flush and royal flush. But this game is also on a 4 flush cycle. The first three flushes pay 25 coins, the 4th flush pays 125 coins. So you are getting a drawing ticket for every 4th flush. With optimal strategy you make a flush every 55 games. So you will get a drawing ticket every 220 games. Average it in with the quad, Straight Flush and Royal hits and you get a drawing ticket every 142 games.
7/5 Flush Attack is clearly the game you want to play on this promotion.

Rob deflected as much as he could....and did not give an answer because he had no clue which was the best game to play. That's how much knowledge he has about video poker. Not a whole lot.

[Rob.Singer]

mickey, get real. Nobody plays Flush Attack, and it's not a game that would be a winner in my play strategy. But because it's just another game you can claim, but of course never prove, you beat in your "forlorn days of old" with that idiot Tuna, you make up some dumb promo out of it.

What everybody knows and you won't admit, is that I could easily out-profit you and that silly gimmick game while I play 8/5 SDBP. And that's the big difference between your loser life and mine: I win CASH; you play for prizes.

[mickeycrimm]

mickey, get real. Nobody plays Flush Attack, and it's not a game that would be a winner in my play strategy. But because it's just another game you can claim, but of course never prove, you beat in your "forlorn days of old" with that idiot Tuna, you make up some dumb promo out of it.

What everybody knows and you won't admit, is that I could easily out-profit you and that silly gimmick game while I play 8/5 SDBP. And that's the big difference between your loser life and mine: I win CASH; you play for prizes.

Sorry, slobbie. That dog won't hunt. You don't know much about video poker. You claim you do but can't back it up with any facts. And you've never proved any of YOUR claims.

[Rob.Singer]

What dog are you talking about? I have two....and here's betting BIG TIME you don't have any, because you can't afford one.

And here's another flash of education: winning players don't need promotions to win. I never play them.

So now we wait....put up some proof of your six figures a year and just one winner with a w2g. But we'll never see either because you're nothing but fabrication.

[mickeycrimm]

What dog are you talking about? I have two....and here's betting BIG TIME you don't have any, because you can't afford one.

And here's another flash of education: winning players don't need promotions to win. I never play them.

So now we wait....put up some proof of your six figures a year and just one winner with a w2g. But we'll never see either because you're nothing but fabrication.

Sure, right after you deliver your tax returns to Alan like you said you would but welshed instead. But you will never deliver them because they prove you a liar and have never profited a dime from video poker.