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    Little Johnny is talking to his parents.

    He asks them: "You always say I am a gifted child; what do you mean by that?"

    His mom replies: "Well, we certainly never would have PAID for you."
    What, Me Worry?

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    I think those were the parents who sent their kid to my uncles summer camp.......he ran a camp for children about to be molested

    (credit to Jeselnik)

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    "Mommy, do I look like a werewolf?"

    "Shut up Sheldon and comb your face."



    "Mommy, how long until we get to China?"

    "Shut up Sheldon and keep swimming."
    What, Me Worry?

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    I'll share my all time favorite joke that I use all the time almost everyday. It is also a good joke that I use as an inside joke with those in the know. I first heard Tom Hanks tell it in the movie Catch Me If You Can. Still stumped or don't know it? Ok... here goes nothing.

    Knock Knock...

    Who's There???













    Go F--- Yourself!

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