Little Johnny is talking to his parents.
He asks them: "You always say I am a gifted child; what do you mean by that?"
His mom replies: "Well, we certainly never would have PAID for you."
Little Johnny is talking to his parents.
He asks them: "You always say I am a gifted child; what do you mean by that?"
His mom replies: "Well, we certainly never would have PAID for you."
What, Me Worry?
I think those were the parents who sent their kid to my uncles summer camp.......he ran a camp for children about to be molested
(credit to Jeselnik)
"Mommy, do I look like a werewolf?"
"Shut up Sheldon and comb your face."
"Mommy, how long until we get to China?"
"Shut up Sheldon and keep swimming."
What, Me Worry?
I'll share my all time favorite joke that I use all the time almost everyday. It is also a good joke that I use as an inside joke with those in the know. I first heard Tom Hanks tell it in the movie Catch Me If You Can. Still stumped or don't know it? Ok... here goes nothing.
Knock Knock...
Who's There???
Go F--- Yourself!
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