You have played a lot of both craps and VP, and when you married one of your wives you got hitched at a craps table at Caesars (very cool).

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My question: if you decide to seek marital bliss again, will you marry in a casino and if so will the rabbi unite the two of you in front of a VP machine this time?

Love, like luck, is a fickle mistress.