Read a gambling-math "book" to become an "AP", and (instantly) be a teacher, mathematician (solver of Wizard's and others' useless problems), novelist, critic, professional comic, and expounder of knowledge at large.
Seriously, though, that BaccaratSince79 dude aka Alrelax now spends all his time at
www.betselection.cc to tell his life's story. Same short story, at length again every single day. Another AP "psycho". The poor Venezuelan owner keeps the site open just for him because the "nut" pays him with rather generous "site" donations. Anyway, the point I want to make is that that site still has software on it (from years ago when it had a lot of real traffic) that won't allow profanity. Anything that contains the usual bits of profanity comes back as "stuff". MC would have a lot of "stuff" there.
In MC's case, though, it might be the beginning of a brain tumor here. If constantly smiling, and carrying on as if you are happy, can trick the brain into rewiring itself for the better, then why not the other way into something like a brain tumor?