Aw, the joys of being in Tennessee. I learned yesterday from Tennessee representative Diane Black that porn is a root cause of school shootings.
I beg to disagree, and I see this as a great teaching opportunity to explain why correlation is not cause-and-effect. I think school shootings are a root cause of porn, because I sure ain't going to the school dance if I have to wear Kevlar. I'm staying home and appreciating some Russian beauties on my laptop in the privacy and security of my bedroom.
Just one more way Russkies are undermining our American democracy and red-blooded values. Instead of bedding some schoolmate in the backseat, male American youths become acculturated to staring at East Bloc babes. It normalizes the Prez's arm candy. Oh, for the days when Boris and Natasha was just a PG-rated cartoon.