She was stunning, she said her name was Trench, Sylvia Trench. I replied my name was Deech, that's it, Deech. The absence of a last name was not a factor. My gaming had her in rapture. She inquired why I did not disclosure a last name. I whispered, if my name is Deech, do you need a last name?

Vodka martinis were served, obviously shaken and not stirred. After three drinks, it became obvious that I was dealing with the Kinks version of "Lola" and not the beloved "Sylvia". Why would someone want to interrupt my British orders from the government? Man handle me? It has to be someone that does not trust Deech, and believes he has an alter ego. Probably someone that does not take hints simply. Time will tell.

RIP Eunice Gayson, the first Bond girl who was in Dr. No and From Russia With Love.