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  1. #321
    By the way Coach, I'm hosting a dinner for the anti AP group. Spread the word please. I reserved a ballroom at Caesars.

  2. #322
    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    By the way Coach, I'm hosting a dinner for the anti AP group. Spread the word please. I reserved a ballroom at Caesars.
    Better wait until the Raiders stadium is ready, no ballroom at CP can accommodate your followers.

  3. #323
    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    It's only because I challenged kewlj's claim about counting two tables
    Nope that's NOT what it is all about. It's about you and electricity stealing, ugly cousin Eddie supporting mathematically impossible claims, like 18 y.o.'s in a row, and "willing" 900k in wins from a negative expectation game, and supporting voodoo concepts like progression systems to over come negative expectation, while at the same time, going against and challenging the mathematics that real AP's use to gain and advantage. Maybe what you are is anti-Math. Anti-proven mathematically sound techniques. Anti-reality and pro-alternative reality.

    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    It's only because I challenged kewlj's claim about counting two tables that he later conceded that his count was not complete and he would miss cards. Of course when you count at one table all cards are visible.

    If kewlj says he doesn't need a 100% count to switch tables, i.e. moving to the table with the partial count, then more power to him.
    Yes, I DO SAY THAT! But, it's not only me, but many proven known professional and proven successful blackjack players, like Richard Munchkin and Don Schlesinger that also state they do this or have done this when the opportunity presents itself. Just because YOU, Mr. Shyster, gambling addict, aren't familiar with something doesn't mean it isn't so. I have news for you numbnuts...you don't know everything. As a matter of fact....near as I can tell, you know very little about anything.

    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    I'm not a blackjack player but if he says only a partial count is needed who am I to argue?
    EXACTLY! YOU DON"T KNOW. But that hasn't stopped you from wrongly arguing your point for almost a year now has it? How about you take your own advise...."who are you to argue"...and just shut the fuck up.

  4. #324
    Kewlj step back and calm down. Except for the 18 yos in a row which I witnessed, I never said any of the following nor do I support it:

    " It's about you and electricity stealing, ugly cousin Eddie supporting mathematically impossible claims, like 18 y.o.'s in a row, and "willing" 900k in wins from a negative expectation game, and supporting voodoo concepts like progression systems to over come negative expectation..."

    Now don't give your weak heart a coronary.

  5. #325
    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    Now don't give your weak heart a coronary.
    Really? This is your response?

    For what it's worth, my heart is not weak. Never was. My recent surgery was the result of a medical devise failure. My heart itself is fine. I run 3-5 miles 3-4 times a week and work out at the gym the other 3 days a week. Getting in tip top shape to some day go back on the dating market. (maybe)

  6. #326
    Regnis what you're seeing here is what happens when one group gets scrutinized by another group and they aren't used to being doubted or questioned, so they revert to lies and personal attacks.

    When Alan basically undressed kew about his silly two table counting "ability" it struck a very sensitive nerve on the "guy". His response? Personal attacks and lies--especially about himself. Is it any wonder why wizard rammed his boot up kew's sorry ass?

    And it doesn't stop there. Kew got sore when I exposed him as nothing more than another of the WoV's armchair gambling theorists who spends the time he wants us to believe he's out there "using the casinos as his personal ATM" really babbling back & forth on numerous other forums. Do a time check and you'll see what I mean. He's a pure phony. And his response to me? More of his frustration-driven personal attacks, lies about what I do, and extreme jealousy over my having profited over $1million from almost all -EV games using a strategy he'd never be able to understand.

    Now, we're treated to having someone with a corrupt ticker system explain how he "runs miles and works out daily" If that's not a joke that Jay Leno could use..... Actually, since I've always been a runner and DO keep in shape by working out each day (and people have seen me as compared to the nonsense coming from just another anonymous online fool) I'd be more than confident in proposing a foot race and strength test against the dope with faulty parts.

  7. #327
    Here's the uglier version of cousin Eddie showing his ignorance, spouting more completely false nonsense about a topic he obviously knows absolutely nothing about.

    Without a doubt I could run circles around you, you ancient old fool. Just being any where near you would make me physically ill, so I decline, despite what would be an extremely easy payday (wager). Just not worth it to be in your presence. You are that disgusting.

    For the record I have participated in 3 Las Vegas marathons, between my first and second surgeries, so as usual, you have no idea of what you speak.

  8. #328
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Here's the uglier version of cousin Eddie showing his ignorance, spouting more completely false nonsense about a topic he obviously knows absolutely nothing about.

    Without a doubt I could run circles around you, you ancient old fool. Just being any where near you would make me physically ill, so I decline, despite what would be an extremely easy payday (wager). Just not worth it to be in your presence. You are that disgusting.

    For the record I have participated in 3 Las Vegas marathons, between my first and second surgeries, so as usual, you have no idea of what you speak.
    Fair enough.

    KewlJ seems highly credible, if sometimes histrionic.

    Alan changes his tune every few minutes, and Robbie is not even worth speaking about.

  9. #329
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Here's the uglier version of cousin Eddie showing his ignorance, spouting more completely false nonsense about a topic he obviously knows absolutely nothing about.

    Without a doubt I could run circles around you, you ancient old fool. Just being any where near you would make me physically ill, so I decline, despite what would be an extremely easy payday (wager). Just not worth it to be in your presence. You are that disgusting.

    For the record I have participated in 3 Las Vegas marathons, between my first and second surgeries, so as usual, you have no idea of what you speak.

    Kudos to you, kewlJ. I jogged three miles this morning in about 88% humidity, and it just about wiped me out. My days of traipsing more than five miles are pretty much done.

    Man, I miss my youth. Enjoy yours.

  10. #330
    Exercise for me is walking from the valet into the restaurant.

  11. #331
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    Regnis what you're seeing here is what happens when one group gets scrutinized by another group and they aren't used to being doubted or questioned, so they revert to lies and personal attacks.

    When Alan basically undressed kew about his silly two table counting "ability" it struck a very sensitive nerve on the "guy". His response? Personal attacks and lies--especially about himself. Is it any wonder why wizard rammed his boot up kew's sorry ass?

    And it doesn't stop there. Kew got sore when I exposed him as nothing more than another of the WoV's armchair gambling theorists who spends the time he wants us to believe he's out there "using the casinos as his personal ATM" really babbling back & forth on numerous other forums. Do a time check and you'll see what I mean. He's a pure phony. And his response to me? More of his frustration-driven personal attacks, lies about what I do, and extreme jealousy over my having profited over $1million from almost all -EV games using a strategy he'd never be able to understand.

    Now, we're treated to having someone with a corrupt ticker system explain how he "runs miles and works out daily" If that's not a joke that Jay Leno could use..... Actually, since I've always been a runner and DO keep in shape by working out each day (and people have seen me as compared to the nonsense coming from just another anonymous online fool) I'd be more than confident in proposing a foot race and strength test against the dope with faulty parts.
    AP's have been doubted by John Q. Citizen since time immemorial so you are wrong about that. And the Wizard rammed his boot up your sorry ass too. LOL! Oh, and work out all you want but you are still a skinny little punk.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  12. #332
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    Regnis what you're seeing here is what happens when one group gets scrutinized by another group and they aren't used to being doubted or questioned, so they revert to lies and personal attacks.

    When Alan basically undressed kew about his silly two table counting "ability" it struck a very sensitive nerve on the "guy". His response? Personal attacks and lies--especially about himself. Is it any wonder why wizard rammed his boot up kew's sorry ass?

    And it doesn't stop there. Kew got sore when I exposed him as nothing more than another of the WoV's armchair gambling theorists who spends the time he wants us to believe he's out there "using the casinos as his personal ATM" really babbling back & forth on numerous other forums. Do a time check and you'll see what I mean. He's a pure phony. And his response to me? More of his frustration-driven personal attacks, lies about what I do, and extreme jealousy over my having profited over $1million from almost all -EV games using a strategy he'd never be able to understand.

    Now, we're treated to having someone with a corrupt ticker system explain how he "runs miles and works out daily" If that's not a joke that Jay Leno could use..... Actually, since I've always been a runner and DO keep in shape by working out each day (and people have seen me as compared to the nonsense coming from just another anonymous online fool) I'd be more than confident in proposing a foot race and strength test against the dope with faulty parts.
    AP's have been doubted by John Q. Citizen since time immemorial so you are wrong about that. And the Wizard rammed his boot up your sorry ass too. LOL! Oh, and work out all you want but you are still a skinny little punk.
    Don't forget about that Bottom Feeding, Chameleon Punk Mistress V as well!
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  13. #333
    Originally Posted by regnis View Post
    Although I have been around this forum for a long time, I am somewhat of a novice when it comes to this stuff. I have only participated in one other forum-the Bloodhorse-and have all of two posts there.


    I am amazed at the joy that people take in the problems of others and in trying to belittle others rather than simply have a discussion about something on which they disagree. Alan has taken an awful lot of crap here, partly because he is open about his life. But the joy in trying to bring him down is baffling to me.
    He proudly wears a KICK ME sign on his back.

  14. #334
    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    Exercise for me is walking from the valet into the restaurant.
    What you really meant to say is...

    Exercise for me is walking from the valet to the CRAPS TABLE.

    Of course, you are always winning...

    Last edited by AxelWolf; 06-28-2018 at 09:06 AM.

  15. #335
    Originally Posted by Dankyone View Post
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Here's the uglier version of cousin Eddie showing his ignorance, spouting more completely false nonsense about a topic he obviously knows absolutely nothing about.

    Without a doubt I could run circles around you, you ancient old fool. Just being any where near you would make me physically ill, so I decline, despite what would be an extremely easy payday (wager). Just not worth it to be in your presence. You are that disgusting.

    For the record I have participated in 3 Las Vegas marathons, between my first and second surgeries, so as usual, you have no idea of what you speak.
    Fair enough.

    KewlJ seems highly credible, if sometimes histrionic.

    Alan changes his tune every few minutes, and Robbie is not even worth speaking about.
    This is funny BBB. You people badmouth kew over there then try to rescue him here by badmouthing even more people. Wise up. Kew "seems" credible? Opinions vary. This ain't a bunch of foreign & minority weirdos like you hang out with.

    Kew when I was your age I had already gone thru several years of vigorous training and I really haven't let up, ever. And I didn't have the medical problems you have. If I did I'd have killed myself instead of creating some online character in a feeble effort to compensate for weakness. There's very little doubt you're nothing but another SSDI-collecting pathetic LV slug with an EBT card. After all, that would be the "advantage play" for an aspiring handicapped AP like you, correct?

    No surprise you'd cower out of a physical challenge with me since, as usual, you're all hat and no cattle. But it remains open.

  16. #336
    What makes you think that Dankyone is really a WoV mod, BBB, posting here under a nom de plume?

    I'm not disagreeing; just wondering.

    I seem to recall BBB recently posted at WoV that she'd only posted once on this board, IIRC, and Dankyone has posted 102 times.

    So either you're wrong, or BBB lied.

    Hmmm.
    Last edited by MisterV; 06-28-2018 at 08:45 AM.
    What, Me Worry?

  17. #337
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    Originally Posted by Dankyone View Post
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Here's the uglier version of cousin Eddie showing his ignorance, spouting more completely false nonsense about a topic he obviously knows absolutely nothing about.

    Without a doubt I could run circles around you, you ancient old fool. Just being any where near you would make me physically ill, so I decline, despite what would be an extremely easy payday (wager). Just not worth it to be in your presence. You are that disgusting.

    For the record I have participated in 3 Las Vegas marathons, between my first and second surgeries, so as usual, you have no idea of what you speak.
    Fair enough.

    KewlJ seems highly credible, if sometimes histrionic.

    Alan changes his tune every few minutes, and Robbie is not even worth speaking about.
    This is funny BBB. You people badmouth kew over there then try to rescue him here by badmouthing even more people. Wise up. Kew "seems" credible? Opinions vary. This ain't a bunch of foreign & minority weirdos like you hang out with.

    Kew when I was your age I had already gone thru several years of vigorous training and I really haven't let up, ever. And I didn't have the medical problems you have. If I did I'd have killed myself instead of creating some online character in a feeble effort to compensate for weakness. There's very little doubt you're nothing but another SSDI-collecting pathetic LV slug with an EBT card. After all, that would be the "advantage play" for an aspiring handicapped AP like you, correct?

    No surprise you'd cower out of a physical challenge with me since, as usual, you're all hat and no cattle. But it remains open.
    Me, me! Let it be me! I blew half my knee out in January, but I think I can outrun the average senior on one good leg, so sign me up! I'm trying to put off surgery until next year, so best get me while I'm hobbled.

  18. #338
    Oh a god. A physical challenge. I am in. Just starting a week in Florida to get out the cobwebs. I know that I get get on the treadmills here at the condo at any time. Two years ago, when I first came here I was worried about taking the machine ahead of Mendelbaum (No Alan, not you. A famous Seinfeld episode.). Things are fine and there is no jockeying for machines.

    While I have run two Cleveland Marathons, I have also subsequently have had three knee surgeries. OK, like an older horse I am giving up 30 pounds to get on the track one more time. Thankfully, ay 6”3” I can handle some of the extra weight.

    I know I can lose 20 pounds in one month. Hell, I would take action on this even though I have not run in three years. But then the arguments would start as who holds the money and who would monitor the weight loss.

    So, I am game to run a few miles in Vegas. I am starting from ground zero today.

    For the record, to supplement my airfare, I will be selling apparel and hats from my combo, Del Bocal Vista.

  19. #339
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    What makes you think that Dankyone is really a WoV mod, BBB, posting here under a nom de plume?

    I'm not disagreeing; just wondering.

    I seem to recall BBB recently posted at WoV that she'd only posted once on this board, IIRC, and Dankyone has posted 102 times.

    So either you're wrong, or BBB lied.

    Hmmm.
    I know, not think. Remember, I'm not an AP who rejects reality in favor of theory.

    First, BBB doesn't respond when exposed as dankyone. She's simply afraid, because it isn't her style to get in over her head.

    About 6 months ago wizard asked if I was posting under an alias (don't recall what handle was being accused of being me--ask Axel, if I remember correctly when I took a look at it he claimed to have guessed it was me all along, which it of course wasn't) on his forum. I couldn't care less what that collection of libtards discuss but I looked because of his concern. It seems this BBB had just banned the poster because she matched up a word I used 5 years ago there with a word this new poster used. I think it was bingo or joker. Really stupid and stretching it to the point of paranoia. She also emphatically told the poster "B-Bye Robbie"! just as she did here when Dan axed me.

    Childish stuff, yes. But that's about all you get from those fools.

  20. #340
    Originally Posted by Deech View Post
    Oh a god. A physical challenge. I am in. Just starting a week in Florida to get out the cobwebs. I know that I get get on the treadmills here at the condo at any time. Two years ago, when I first came here I was worried about taking the machine ahead of Mendelbaum (No Alan, not you. A famous Seinfeld episode.). Things are fine and there is no jockeying for machines.

    While I have run two Cleveland Marathons, I have also subsequently have had three knee surgeries. OK, like an older horse I am giving up 30 pounds to get on the track one more time. Thankfully, ay 6”3” I can handle some of the extra weight.

    I know I can lose 20 pounds in one month. Hell, I would take action on this even though I have not run in three years. But then the arguments would start as who holds the money and who would monitor the weight loss.

    So, I am game to run a few miles in Vegas. I am starting from ground zero today.

    For the record, to supplement my airfare, I will be selling apparel and hats from my combo, Del Bocal Vista.
    You guys with your marathon running! Holy hell. I've run 20 miles maybe half a dozen times in my life, and the thought of doing 26 on a regular basis appealed to me about as much as a night at The Western (yes, I've stayed there). Man, I am going to die never having run more than 20 miles, and I'm good with it. Deech, good luck with the weight loss thing. I've gotta shed about 10 pounds myself by the end of July. If it's bananas and V-8 for the last two weeks, so be it. If the MMA guys can do it, we can do it! Considering I'm sipping a large Chik-Fil-A shake right now, I think it's gonna require bananas and V-8.

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