Wakeup and smell the coffee.

[Alan Mendelson]

I never said mickeycrimm was wrong about his keno. I just said he's got quite a skill.

[Rob.Singer]

Thanks for not calling him "old."

I don't mind it....I AM old, and there's nothing better than being young. Except, of course, if at the same time you have to depend on some foreign device to keep you ticking, or if you woke up one day as a very confused man and made the worst sexual choice of your life, or if you decided in the middle of this "bad dream" to change tactics and become an anonymous online bj expert who can defy all surveillance, anti-card counting, and facial recognition systems while making up the "two tables at once" nonsense from the get-go and hope that it sticks, or if you need to do ANYTHING in order to feel as if you've gained at least SOME kind of relevance, virtual or otherwise, in this world, even if it makes your mind crazy!

I'll take Manhattan. Or Tango Argentino.

I'm also getting ready to take off right now. We're on our way to a wedding in Los Altos after several day's rest here at the N. Shore of Lake Tahoe in our big rig class A. Not something super special gambler mickeycrimm or bj (that's blackjack) extraordinaire kew could handle either. This thing might get 5mpg and we're doing a round trip from S. Dakota.

Enjoy your dirty Indian casinos mickey

[mickeycrimm]

Rob, since, as you say, sexual preference is a choice, could you expound on your experiences while you were deciding whether to be heterosexual or homosexual? Which one did you try first? How many male lovers did you have? In the end it looks like you finally chose the heterosexual lifestyle. What was the tilting factor? Did you like the sex with women better than the sex you had with men?

[mickeycrimm]

I was standing on a street corner waiting on the light to cross the street. I was five years old. On the other side of the street this gorgeous adult female came walking down the street. She had more curves than a racetrack. I lit up like a firecracker. Must have turned redder than a beet. I got this tingling sensation all over....and I got a big hard on. At least as big a hard on as a five year old kid can get. And it didn't stop. Not until she rounded the corner and disappeared. That's how I found out I was heterosexual.

A friend of mine, Bob Gentleman, and I stopped at the Lonely Lady in Fairbanks, Alaska. Bob had his five year old kid in tow. The kid sat there drinking his Roy Rogers and looking bored as hell. That is, until the first stripper hit the stage. Then that kid lit up like a firecracker. Bob and I laughed our asses off.

I imagine that's how everyone, straight or gay, discovers their sexual preference.

[mickeycrimm]

I never said mickeycrimm was wrong about his keno. I just said he's got quite a skill.

What skill are you talking about?

[mickeycrimm]

Keno expert. Anyone ever tell you how negative EV that game is in every instance?

In the link it looks like you are claiming to have caught lightning in a bottle. Most likely you were playing against a 25% house edge. That is, if you really did hit it. I've been playing keno progressives/banking games for ten years in Montana. The number of games I've played is in the millions. The longest shot I've hit so far is 9 out of 10, a 164,000 to one shot. I've never hit a solid 8, 233,000 to 1.

This is pure evidence of your degenerate gambling. How much money have you blown on Nevada sucker keno over the years?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...MqP3KPLPRyiuyD

And also stopping in to pick up comped trinkets? WTF?

[Dankyone]

I never said mickeycrimm was wrong about his keno. I just said he's got quite a skill.

What skill are you talking about?

Alan doesn’t understand how you beat keno. He thinks you claim some magical ability to pick numbers LOL.