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    It has come to my attention that this forum has devolved into being one where WoVers congregate to say the things they're not allowed to speak amongst the sensitive weirdos the wizard has collected. Do so there, and OMG!! your life may be absolutely RUINED by the stay-at-home admins., as you will be suspended or, God forbid---BANNED!!! Yup....bend or break one of the snowflake rules, and you'll find yourself over here whining about how the armchair gambling world just ain't fair, and insulting your fellow WoVers in ways you previously could only dream about.

    Which leads into another point: we used to have at least some of us who actually go to casinos instead of do nothing but talk theory about them, put up pictures of decent or interesting jackpots/W2G's, and maybe the story behind them. Now that's a thing of the past. For instance, last week in N. Nevada I had the very unusual hit of drawing a 5-card sequential royal from a razgu on a 50c reversible royals machine, for $25,000. But the new crew here would rather argue and denigrate others over the gossip & whining that goes on at WoV, or pontificate over any one of a number of kew's silly neurotic creations.

    Not really sure why Alan still tries to have a normal conversation in some threads.

  2. #2
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    It has come to my attention that this forum has devolved into being one where WoVers congregate to say the things they're not allowed to speak amongst the sensitive weirdos the wizard has collected. Do so there, and OMG!! your life may be absolutely RUINED by the stay-at-home admins., as you will be suspended or, God forbid---BANNED!!! Yup....bend or break one of the snowflake rules, and you'll find yourself over here whining about how the armchair gambling world just ain't fair, and insulting your fellow WoVers in ways you previously could only dream about.

    Which leads into another point: we used to have at least some of us who actually go to casinos instead of do nothing but talk theory about them, put up pictures of decent or interesting jackpots/W2G's, and maybe the story behind them. Now that's a thing of the past. For instance, last week in N. Nevada I had the very unusual hit of drawing a 5-card sequential royal from a razgu on a 50c reversible royals machine, for $25,000. But the new crew here would rather argue and denigrate others over the gossip & whining that goes on at WoV, or pontificate over any one of a number of kew's silly neurotic creations

    Not really sure why Alan still tries to have a normal conversation in some threads.
    Is this a new game-$25,000 on a 50¢ machine?

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    Originally Posted by slingshot View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    It has come to my attention that this forum has devolved into being one where WoVers congregate to say the things they're not allowed to speak amongst the sensitive weirdos the wizard has collected. Do so there, and OMG!! your life may be absolutely RUINED by the stay-at-home admins., as you will be suspended or, God forbid---BANNED!!! Yup....bend or break one of the snowflake rules, and you'll find yourself over here whining about how the armchair gambling world just ain't fair, and insulting your fellow WoVers in ways you previously could only dream about.

    Which leads into another point: we used to have at least some of us who actually go to casinos instead of do nothing but talk theory about them, put up pictures of decent or interesting jackpots/W2G's, and maybe the story behind them. Now that's a thing of the past. For instance, last week in N. Nevada I had the very unusual hit of drawing a 5-card sequential royal from a razgu on a 50c reversible royals machine, for $25,000. But the new crew here would rather argue and denigrate others over the gossip & whining that goes on at WoV, or pontificate over any one of a number of kew's silly neurotic creations

    Not really sure why Alan still tries to have a normal conversation in some threads.
    Is this a new game-$25,000 on a 50¢ machine?
    Rob, this is how much your "highly intelligent"protege knows about shit. How many of these mental midgets have you turned out?
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  4. #4
    Originally Posted by slingshot View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    It has come to my attention that this forum has devolved into being one where WoVers congregate to say the things they're not allowed to speak amongst the sensitive weirdos the wizard has collected. Do so there, and OMG!! your life may be absolutely RUINED by the stay-at-home admins., as you will be suspended or, God forbid---BANNED!!! Yup....bend or break one of the snowflake rules, and you'll find yourself over here whining about how the armchair gambling world just ain't fair, and insulting your fellow WoVers in ways you previously could only dream about.

    Which leads into another point: we used to have at least some of us who actually go to casinos instead of do nothing but talk theory about them, put up pictures of decent or interesting jackpots/W2G's, and maybe the story behind them. Now that's a thing of the past. For instance, last week in N. Nevada I had the very unusual hit of drawing a 5-card sequential royal from a razgu on a 50c reversible royals machine, for $25,000. But the new crew here would rather argue and denigrate others over the gossip & whining that goes on at WoV, or pontificate over any one of a number of kew's silly neurotic creations

    Not really sure why Alan still tries to have a normal conversation in some threads.
    Is this a new game-$25,000 on a 50¢ machine?
    Rob, this is how much your protege knows about shit. It takes a mental midget to teach a mental midget. How many mental midgets have you turned out?
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  5. #5
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Originally Posted by slingshot View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    It has come to my attention that this forum has devolved into being one where WoVers congregate to say the things they're not allowed to speak amongst the sensitive weirdos the wizard has collected. Do so there, and OMG!! your life may be absolutely RUINED by the stay-at-home admins., as you will be suspended or, God forbid---BANNED!!! Yup....bend or break one of the snowflake rules, and you'll find yourself over here whining about how the armchair gambling world just ain't fair, and insulting your fellow WoVers in ways you previously could only dream about.

    Which leads into another point: we used to have at least some of us who actually go to casinos instead of do nothing but talk theory about them, put up pictures of decent or interesting jackpots/W2G's, and maybe the story behind them. Now that's a thing of the past. For instance, last week in N. Nevada I had the very unusual hit of drawing a 5-card sequential royal from a razgu on a 50c reversible royals machine, for $25,000. But the new crew here would rather argue and denigrate others over the gossip & whining that goes on at WoV, or pontificate over any one of a number of kew's silly neurotic creations

    Not really sure why Alan still tries to have a normal conversation in some threads.
    Is this a new game-$25,000 on a 50¢ machine?
    Rob, this is how much your protege knows about shit. It takes a mental midget to teach a mental midget. How many mental midgets have you turned out?
    Well,on a normal forum, others would have answered my ignorance. At least I don't double post.

  6. #6
    Red Rock has reversible royal games at certain denominations. The 25-cents game is now at about a $25K progressive. There's also a five cent progressive but I don't know the jackpot. The $1 game is now north of $170K. They used to have a $2 progressive but it's gone now.

    Rob where's the picture? I had a sequential a few years ago but no bonus attached to it.
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  7. #7
    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    Red Rock has reversible royal games at certain denominations. The 25-cents game is now at about a $25K progressive. There's also a five cent progressive but I don't know the jackpot. The $1 game is now north of $170K. They used to have a $2 progressive but it's gone now.

    Rob where's the picture? I had a sequential a few years ago but no bonus attached to it.
    Thanks, Alan. As of now, there are no such games in my area and this is the first anyone has posted here about- that I can remember.

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    Sling, the sequential royal machines have a normal pay table plus they pay 50,000 credits for the sequential. And don't feel bad--none of the geniuses and Einstein's from WoV know anything about that either. What would you expect from a bunch of armchair theoretical gamblers, or from someone with a bag of rocks for brains like the forum alcoholic?

    Alan, I also had a $5 sequential royal about 9 years ago at Wynn with no bonus. My latest sequential prior to this one was one of those 3 I hit on the SP $2 machine in less than 2 hours. No bonus on that one either. I posted pictures and W2G's to the haters' disgust here in the jackpots thread if you remember, and they're still there.

    Some people here actually play at casinos and not for free online. And let's be real--nobody with half a brain believes mickey does anything but lose with the piddly amounts he says he plays at Indian casinos, and all you get is crazed bluster whenever you ask "pro" kew to support that he even GOES to casinos, let alone puts any significant amounts of cash in-play.

    That's why all these WoV losers are over here--they keep stepping on empty toes with all their theoretical bloviating on WoV, the poverty-stricken admins. are so backed up with their own fear and bs that they wake up every morning in a cold sweat shouting "SEVEN DAYS FOR THAT INSULT!" and "TWO WEEKS FOR SUPPORTING DONALD TRUMP!!" just to appease the libtards and foreigners who run the site.

    That's why people who really go to casinos don't have much to say or post here any more. After all, just how embarrassed ARE these idiots after having lived thru watching their Messiah, the wizard--aka "the AP's AP", fail at Aping enuf to be forced into begging a bunch of other theoretical losers for some of their phantom bucks?

    I don't know which was more gratifying---watching the 2016 presidential election results on CNN and MSNBC....or seeing the type of gambler the wizard has always built up and represented go down in such humiliating flames. thereby forever defining what true AP play is all about.
    Last edited by Rob.Singer; 07-28-2018 at 05:04 PM.

  9. #9
    The closest to something like that for me was Ultimate X. I received $500+ for a full house,and 2X on a royal before they were replaced.

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    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    It has come to my attention that this forum has devolved into being one where WoVers congregate to say the things they're not allowed to speak amongst the sensitive weirdos the wizard has collected. Do so there, and OMG!! your life may be absolutely RUINED by the stay-at-home admins., as you will be suspended or, God forbid---BANNED!!! Yup....bend or break one of the snowflake rules, and you'll find yourself over here whining about how the armchair gambling world just ain't fair, and insulting your fellow WoVers in ways you previously could only dream about.

    Which leads into another point: we used to have at least some of us who actually go to casinos instead of do nothing but talk theory about them, put up pictures of decent or interesting jackpots/W2G's, and maybe the story behind them. Now that's a thing of the past. For instance, last week in N. Nevada I had the very unusual hit of drawing a 5-card sequential royal from a razgu on a 50c reversible royals machine, for $25,000. But the new crew here would rather argue and denigrate others over the gossip & whining that goes on at WoV, or pontificate over any one of a number of kew's silly neurotic creations.

    Not really sure why Alan still tries to have a normal conversation in some threads.
    NOW ISNT THAT JUST GRAND.....the pot calling the kettle black

    post after post blabbing against drunkards and homosexuals like MC and KJ.....and you have "clean hands" enough to register this complaint.

    Maybe I fall into the category that you complain about.....but fuck....you of all people have the right to complain???

  11. #11
    Yup, of course Robbie had a sequential Royal...

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    I'd love to see the photo with $50,000 on the screen.

  13. #13
    Don’t tempt him, he will find it somewhere LOL

  14. #14
    duplicate.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

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    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    It has come to my attention that this forum has devolved into being one where WoVers congregate to say the things they're not allowed to speak amongst the sensitive weirdos the wizard has collected. Do so there, and OMG!! your life may be absolutely RUINED by the stay-at-home admins., as you will be suspended or, God forbid---BANNED!!! Yup....bend or break one of the snowflake rules, and you'll find yourself over here whining about how the armchair gambling world just ain't fair, and insulting your fellow WoVers in ways you previously could only dream about.

    Which leads into another point: we used to have at least some of us who actually go to casinos instead of do nothing but talk theory about them, put up pictures of decent or interesting jackpots/W2G's, and maybe the story behind them. Now that's a thing of the past. For instance, last week in N. Nevada I had the very unusual hit of drawing a 5-card sequential royal from a razgu on a 50c reversible royals machine, for $25,000. But the new crew here would rather argue and denigrate others over the gossip & whining that goes on at WoV, or pontificate over any one of a number of kew's silly neurotic creations.

    Not really sure why Alan still tries to have a normal conversation in some threads.
    So you are playing as high as 50 cents these days you big high roller you. Care to put up a pic of it....and the W2-G? Very long odds, Rob. But you always said how lucky you are and hit 4 aces everyday. Now I guess it's sequential royals you hit everyday. Damn, you are talented. I'm working on the astronomical odds of what you say you pulled off. I'll get back to you on it.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

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    Mickeycrimm you understand that's $2.50 per hand?

    I'm always surprised to see people playing for the sequential progressives considering the very long odds and the reduced paytables.

    At Red Rock it's 7/5 Bonus at the $1 sequential game. I don't play it when 8/5 Bonus is available and I know a sequential is a 1 in 4 million shot and I'll guess the reversible sequential is maybe one in two million? I wish Wizard did the math.

    Rob when you post the photo we'll also see the paytable?

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    Rob is super highly talented. I've never heard of anyone claiming to have made a reversible sequential royal on a razgu hand. Rob is probably the only person in history who has done it. I don't know what the actual odds are but I know what the very minimum could be. To start with you have to be dealt a razgu hand. I don't know what game Rob was playing but at DDB:

    1. The frequency of a razgu is 49.2. It's similar for all games.
    2. There are 1,533,939 combinations left in the 47 unseen cards.
    3. If there is no ten in the hand then there would be 4 royal combinations left in the deck.
    4. 1,533,939/4 = 383,485
    5. There are 120 different ways that royal cards can appear in the window (5X4X3X2X1).
    6. If it's reversible then the chances of it being a sequential royal are 1 in 60.

    49.2 X 383,485 X 60 = 1,132,047,720

    About 1.1 billion to 1. This is the minimum number because about half the time you are dealt a razgu there is a ten in it which eliminates one of the royal combinations. I've got better things to do than sit around thinking up that equation but the real number is probably somewhere around 2 billion to 1.

    And it just happened to have happened to Rob Singer of all people. What are the odds of that? A little more believeable than 18 yo's in a row though.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  18. #18
    Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
    Mickeycrimm you understand that's $2.50 per hand?

    I'm always surprised to see people playing for the sequential progressives considering the very long odds and the reduced paytables.

    At Red Rock it's 7/5 Bonus at the $1 sequential game. I don't play it when 8/5 Bonus is available and I know a sequential is a 1 in 4 million shot and I'll guess the reversible sequential is maybe one in two million? I wish Wizard did the math.

    Rob when you post the photo we'll also see the paytable?
    It's rudimentary math, Alan. You take the royal odds, at 7/5 BP it's 40,234.2, and if it's reversible you multiple that number by 60:

    40,234.2 X 60 = 2,414,052

    You can improve the number by a strategy shift but not by much. A three-card royal over a high pair, if the royal cards are in position, would be the main strategy shift.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  19. #19
    Every time I hear that name for a nothing hand I think about spaghetti sauce. Where did that term originate?

  20. #20
    No shift for Alan, he always holds 3 to the royal. You know, a special play, hoping for...something.

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