Low Rent Cheese

[Rob.Singer]

Predictable that the mere mention of one of my jackpot hits would once again get mickeycrimm jealous enough to try his best to manufacture reasons in his mind why it just can't be. He never has a viable option--he just HAS to talk himself into it not being real, or else he can't go on. (and for argument's sake, what reason does he have to "go on" anyway....). I have a few others also mickey. And can you just IMAGINE the hurt and pain he felt when he had to look at my $28k worth of $2 hits along with W2G's in less than 2hrs. at the SP?

Put a picture up today? Really? For a bunch of armchair gamblers who never provide proof of anything because they claim 'proof isn't necessary" on forums after making unsubstantiated claims? I didn't take one anyway but I have the W2G. Mickey put up copies of your last several years' fed tax returns and I'll let you see it. And for envious and obvious genius Max: You have my cell no.? Good job Einstein. I posted all four of them here a few years ago. How do you think redietz sent his annoying solicitations to me. Same with the class A, which my son and his family borrowed at Tahoe in July and are on vacation until late August with.

Yes mickey, Lenny came up with RAZGU. He also said there was no way HE could beat the 100%+ VP machines, something his dopey son never mentions.

[Alan Mendelson]

You really don't have a picture? There were times my phone was dead or I left my phone in the hotel room and I asked someone to take a photo and email it to me. No one ever said no.

This was taken by another player and emailed to me.

[Keystone]

You really don't have a picture? There were times my phone was dead or I left my phone in the hotel room and I asked someone to take a photo and email it to me. No one ever said no.

This was taken by another player and emailed to me.

You sure do like taking pictures of yourself, why I have no idea....do tell us though, did your Son happen to get any of those winnings?....smart money says no

[jbjb]

do tell us though, did your Son happen to get any of those winnings?....smart money says no

Of course not, the casinos and the IRS got it all back and then some! Just like any of Robs pictures.

[mickeycrimm]

Predictable that the mere mention of one of my jackpot hits would once again get mickeycrimm jealous enough to try his best to manufacture reasons in his mind why it just can't be. He never has a viable option--he just HAS to talk himself into it not being real, or else he can't go on. (and for argument's sake, what reason does he have to "go on" anyway....). I have a few others also mickey. And can you just IMAGINE the hurt and pain he felt when he had to look at my $28k worth of $2 hits along with W2G's in less than 2hrs. at the SP?

Put a picture up today? Really? For a bunch of armchair gamblers who never provide proof of anything because they claim 'proof isn't necessary" on forums after making unsubstantiated claims? I didn't take one anyway but I have the W2G. Mickey put up copies of your last several years' fed tax returns and I'll let you see it. And for envious and obvious genius Max: You have my cell no.? Good job Einstein. I posted all four of them here a few years ago. How do you think redietz sent his annoying solicitations to me. Same with the class A, which my son and his family borrowed at Tahoe in July and are on vacation until late August with.

Yes mickey, Lenny came up with RAZGU. He also said there was no way HE could beat the 100%+ VP machines, something his dopey son never mentions.

I'll put mine up right after you deliver your returns to Alan like you said you would. Proof positive to everyone in the gambling world that you are a liar and a fraud. I don't think I will have to show mine because you will absolutely never show yours, Mr. Phony. You didn't take a picture of a royal that's a billions to 1 hit? How convenient.

[mickeycrimm]

Predictable that the mere mention of one of my jackpot hits would once again get mickeycrimm jealous enough to try his best to manufacture reasons in his mind why it just can't be. He never has a viable option--he just HAS to talk himself into it not being real, or else he can't go on. (and for argument's sake, what reason does he have to "go on" anyway....). I have a few others also mickey. And can you just IMAGINE the hurt and pain he felt when he had to look at my $28k worth of $2 hits along with W2G's in less than 2hrs. at the SP?

Put a picture up today? Really? For a bunch of armchair gamblers who never provide proof of anything because they claim 'proof isn't necessary" on forums after making unsubstantiated claims? I didn't take one anyway but I have the W2G. Mickey put up copies of your last several years' fed tax returns and I'll let you see it. And for envious and obvious genius Max: You have my cell no.? Good job Einstein. I posted all four of them here a few years ago. How do you think redietz sent his annoying solicitations to me. Same with the class A, which my son and his family borrowed at Tahoe in July and are on vacation until late August with.

Yes mickey, Lenny came up with RAZGU. He also said there was no way HE could beat the 100%+ VP machines, something his dopey son never mentions.

Of course Lenny couldn't beat video poker. You have to play to do it. He didn't play video poker.

[Alan Mendelson]

Mickeycrimm wrote " You didn't take a picture of a royal that's a billions to 1 hit? How convenient."

Of course you're exaggerating the odds but your point is solid. Even I'm surprised Rob doesnt have a picture of an event like this. I would have hovered over that machine, protecting it, until I got a photo.

[Rob.Singer]

Mickeycrimm wrote " You didn't take a picture of a royal that's a billions to 1 hit? How convenient."

Of course you're exaggerating the odds but your point is solid. Even I'm surprised Rob doesnt have a picture of an event like this. I would have hovered over that machine, protecting it, until I got a photo.

You tell me what the purpose of taking a pic of the royal is--not as if I were you or (laughably, mickey)....but if you were me. I don't post jackpot pictures here any longer because most of these idiots don't deserve my effort, and all they'll do is claim the money was lost before and after anyway. Besides, they don't even actually play. And as far as Alan keeping a pic of this hit: his life is like most others here in that it revolves around casinos, gambling and gambling talk. Mine does not. I have zero reason to go back and look at these things, because I have way too much going on in real life to be bothered with it. You might say I'm taking the stance of the armchair WoVers like Kew, and expect everyone to "picture my masterpieces".

Wise up.

[Alan Mendelson]

Gee Rob. I also have pictures of my girlfriends including the former Miss Miami, the former Miss Florida, the former Miss Israel and the former Miss Arizona who I married.

I think collecting pictures of royals and beautiful women isn't so bad.

[Rob.Singer]

Gee Rob. I also have pictures of my girlfriends including the former Miss Miami, the former Miss Florida, the former Miss Israel and the former Miss Arizona who I married.

I think collecting pictures of royals and beautiful women isn't so bad.

Completely unrelated.

What's your reason for saving all those royal pictures....what could they possibly mean "tomorrow"? You should have had so many royals that they aren't even special any more. The jealous dopes around here just say that you lost the royal amounts anyway, and posting them serves no purpose. Keeping pics of people is understandable. Maybe you plan on showing your next wife all your royals??

[Dankyone]

How is it that Alan pulls all these hot girlfriends? I think his posts about all of his dalliances and marriages seem very credible, unlike some of his gambling related posts...I just wonder why so many women seem to be attracted to him.

[Alan Mendelson]

Actually Rob I don't have photos of all my royals. Some are on old phones that were lost or broken. Some were taken by cameras bought at gift shops before there were cameras on cell phones. Today I only have a photo of one of the three 100k royals. There is no photo remaining of the two progressives I hit in the same night at Caesars more than 15 years ago because Caesars took Polaroids then and they were lost. I stopped taking photos of quad aces because they were too common.

BUT A ONE IN FOUR MILLION SEQUENTIAL ROYAL (or one in 2.5 million according to mickeycrimm if it was a reversible sequential) that I would keep.

[Alan Mendelson]

How is it that Alan pulls all these hot girlfriends? I think his posts about all of his dalliances and marriages seem very credible, unlike some of his gambling related posts...I just wonder why so many women seem to be attracted to him.

One thing to keep I'm mind: I'm yet to find an attractive woman who likes casino gambling. And none of them want to talk about it.

[tableplay]

Actually Rob I don't have photos of all my royals. Some are on old phones that were lost or broken. Some were taken by cameras bought at gift shops before there were cameras on cell phones. Today I only have a photo of one of the three 100k royals. There is no photo remaining of the two progressives I hit in the same night at Caesars more than 15 years ago because Caesars took Polaroids then and they were lost. I stopped taking photos of quad aces because they were too common.

BUT A ONE IN FOUR MILLION SEQUENTIAL ROYAL (or one in 2.5 million according to mickeycrimm if it was a reversible sequential) that I would keep.

Has anyone ever observed multi-hand vp with a payline for the sequential royal ? I have not seen this.

[Alan Mendelson]

Tableplay I have only seen single line sequential bonus games. I am going to guess that Rob's 50-cent sequential was also on a single line game.

Rob reported getting two other sequential royals that did not have bonuses and I think he said one of those non bonus sequentials was on a 3-line game.

Rob wasn't clear on this but this is what I am guessing from his posts in this thread.

Rob can you clarify?

[tableplay]

Tableplay I have only seen single line sequential bonus games. I am going to guess that Rob's 50-cent sequential was also on a single line game.

Rob reported getting two other sequential royals that did not have bonuses and I think he said one of those non bonus sequentials was on a 3-line game.

Rob wasn't clear on this but this is what I am guessing from his posts in this thread.

Rob can you clarify?

Ok, so that is two people (who both play a lot of VP) then that haven't seen multi-hand sequential royal machines - which I define as having a special payline for the sequential royal (and also possibly the reverse sequential royal on this same special payline). In Rob's case it sounds like he hasn't either because, while he hit a sequential royal on a three-handed machine (or screen on a multi-game machine), there was no special payline for it, he just got the reward for whatever an NRF pays (4000 coins with 5 coins in or maybe higher if it was progressive).
Thanks.
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[Alan Mendelson]

Yes. Rob says he hit two other sequential royals with no bonus. I hit one and I posted my photo.

Sequential royals do hit. The sequential royals with bonuses have hit at Red Rock multiple times. I am sure other players have hit sequential royals on games without bonuses just as I have.

What's the big deal? There are a lot of video poker machines and a lot of play. I am sure there are a lot of sequentials and dealt royals.

I saw a dealt royal at Red Rock on a regular machine. Red Rock also has some machines that pay something like $53,000 for a dealt royal. Unfortunately for that player they were on the wrong machine.

[AxelWolf]

IIRC there was a $1 triple play at the Venetian and a dealt sequential royal Royal paid 500k+. I know the AP who hit it.

[AxelWolf]

You really don't have a picture? There were times my phone was dead or I left my phone in the hotel room and I asked someone to take a photo and email it to me. No one ever said no.

This was taken by another player and emailed to me.

Notice how they short you on the str8 flush.

[Alan Mendelson]

You really don't have a picture? There were times my phone was dead or I left my phone in the hotel room and I asked someone to take a photo and email it to me. No one ever said no.

This was taken by another player and emailed to me.

Notice how they short you on the str8 flush.

I didn't notice that till now. Good eyes. I guess that's how they're able to pay 8/5 with the progressive. That is Bonus Poker.