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  1. #21
    Originally Posted by LarryS View Post
    who complained about a free t shirt...i have no fucking idea what u are talking about.
    Some friggin idiot.

    Atlantis was giving away free T-shirts for Hot August Nights. This local idiot was complaining because it didn't have a car on it. A stranger just drilled him with some classic lines. I thought, "man, that sounds like Larry, from VCT coming to life." LOL

  2. #22
    Originally Posted by LarryS View Post
    both of those scenarios are more likely than 18 yos in a row which you felt the need to post on this site was a possible event.
    Okay, Larry, I know you're a little slower than the rest of the class, so let's start from step one:

    AGREE or DISAGREE:

    If a pair of fair dice, each with numbered sides ranging from 1-6, is rolled eighteen times (and stop flatly upon a surface) must there or must there not be a total of eighteen results which can each range from 2-12?

  3. #23
    Originally Posted by Moses View Post
    Originally Posted by LarryS View Post
    who complained about a free t shirt...i have no fucking idea what u are talking about.
    Some friggin idiot.

    Atlantis was giving away free T-shirts for Hot August Nights. This local idiot was complaining because it didn't have a car on it. A stranger just drilled him with some classic lines. I thought, "man, that sounds like Larry, from VCT coming to life." LOL
    I got lucky, mine's got two cars on it (2017 Atlantis HON shirt).

  4. #24
    I will have to get back to you on that...right now all I can think about is your colon being ripped open, with a wad of 100 dollar bills placed inside, and then seeing you shit out the bills in the form of a wad.
    Thats all I have been able to think about for 2 solid hours.

    Possibly the place you would do the shitting would be outside a mcdonalds.

  5. #25
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post

    I got lucky, mine's got two cars on it.
    That was last year. No? As my friend said, "get the larger sizes. Cuz when you take it home and wash it in hot water it won't cover your nuts."

  6. #26
    Originally Posted by Moses View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post

    I got lucky, mine's got two cars on it.
    That was last year. No? As my friend said, "get the larger sizes. Cuz when you take it home and wash it in hot water it won't cover your nuts."
    Yes, that was last year's. I got the XL for that exact reason. IIRC, everyday of Hot August Nights was a 5x multiplier day also in 2017 (great buffet IMHO).

  7. #27
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Yes, that was last year's. I got the XL for that exact reason. IIRC, everyday of Hot August Nights was a 5x multiplier day also in 2017 (great buffet IMHO).
    Yes. Same thing this year. Excellent buffet. The land of entitlement though. Funny story, a guy walks up to me while I'm eating in the buffet. Asks for lunch money. HA. Get it?

  8. #28
    Originally Posted by Moses View Post
    Funny story, a guy walks up to me while I'm eating in the buffet. Asks for lunch money. HA. Get it?

    i'm leaving court earlier today and a bum comes out from behind a bush, surprising me, and with a toothless, conniving smile asks "Do you have a dollar?"

    I look him the eye for a few seconds, a merciless glare, really, then with a cheshire cat smile I say "Yes, I do" and just keep walking.

    The fucker was nonplussed.
    What, Me Worry?

  9. #29
    Originally Posted by Moses View Post
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Yes, that was last year's. I got the XL for that exact reason. IIRC, everyday of Hot August Nights was a 5x multiplier day also in 2017 (great buffet IMHO).
    Yes. Same thing this year. Excellent buffet. The land of entitlement though. Funny story, a guy walks up to me while I'm eating in the buffet. Asks for lunch money. HA. Get it?
    Pretty brazen. However I have gotten pan-handled multiple times when playing the formerly full pay uprights in the room just east of the gift shop.

  10. #30
    Originally Posted by tableplay View Post
    Pretty brazen. However I have gotten pan-handled multiple times when playing the formerly full pay uprights in the room just east of the gift shop.
    Yep...and the circle bar just beyond the steps heading to the VIP lounge.

  11. #31
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    It would be nice to get some sort of rivalry thing going between WoV West vs. WoV.

    Something like Missions Football Picks Game where it is LVCT vs. WOV.

    We need WoV to ban more members and send them over here to WoV West.
    I don't think ZenKing is Nuked, so he can still enter the game if he wants. He can let me know here if he wants to play and just PM me his picks here.

    I might ask Wizard if the banned Members from WoV who post here would be allowed in the game if anyone wants to play. The only difference is banned people would have to escrow the funds for their entries to me only because they would have no incentive to pay if they lose.

    If not, then we could always have a VCT Picks Game. I'll host it and the Rules will be the same. People who play in the WoV game and post on both sites could also play in the VCT Picks Game. If it's VCT only, we can decide an Entry Fee and it can be based on honor system.

    I will donate less to the VCT Picks Game, maybe just something small for the winner, because I imagine there will be fewer players. I think the WoV game will have 25-30 this year. If we can get up to ten players for the VCT Picks Game, then I will do a small contribution for first place and last place.

  12. #32
    Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    It would be nice to get some sort of rivalry thing going between WoV West vs. WoV.

    Something like Missions Football Picks Game where it is LVCT vs. WOV.

    We need WoV to ban more members and send them over here to WoV West.
    I don't think ZenKing is Nuked, so he can still enter the game if he wants. He can let me know here if he wants to play and just PM me his picks here.

    I might ask Wizard if the banned Members from WoV who post here would be allowed in the game if anyone wants to play. The only difference is banned people would have to escrow the funds for their entries to me only because they would have no incentive to pay if they lose.

    If not, then we could always have a VCT Picks Game. I'll host it and the Rules will be the same. People who play in the WoV game and post on both sites could also play in the VCT Picks Game. If it's VCT only, we can decide an Entry Fee and it can be based on honor system.

    I will donate less to the VCT Picks Game, maybe just something small for the winner, because I imagine there will be fewer players. I think the WoV game will have 25-30 this year. If we can get up to ten players for the VCT Picks Game, then I will do a small contribution for first place and last place.
    I swear 97% of all members on these gambling forums are the cheapest people I know of.

    I will make a verbal bet with you and put the money in your paypal account if you take this bet which is in your favor.

    I will send you 300 dollars for the VCT Picks Game because Hell will Freeze over before you get that Wizard to agree that banned members can play in your WoV game!
    300 Dollars is almost half of what that prick is begging for on his Diversity site... Diversity is ironic because I see nothing diverse about how he runs things.

    Anyways I put up 300 in your Pay Pal account and you make the rules on how players are paid.

    The only catch is... if I win the contest outright or I have the worst record I win double. Meaning I win my money back plus you pay me 300 on top of it, plus I win whatever the placement was for 1st or last.
    Ties in placement count for me but I have to play every week meaning if I miss one week I forfeit any chance of winning.

  13. #33
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by Moses View Post
    Funny story, a guy walks up to me while I'm eating in the buffet. Asks for lunch money. HA. Get it?

    i'm leaving court earlier today and a bum comes out from behind a bush, surprising me, and with a toothless, conniving smile asks "Do you have a dollar?"

    I look him the eye for a few seconds, a merciless glare, really, then with a cheshire cat smile I say "Yes, I do" and just keep walking.

    The fucker was nonplussed.
    Hilarious. I'm going to use that one...alot. LMAO

  14. #34
    Originally Posted by Moses View Post
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by Moses View Post
    Funny story, a guy walks up to me while I'm eating in the buffet. Asks for lunch money. HA. Get it?

    i'm leaving court earlier today and a bum comes out from behind a bush, surprising me, and with a toothless, conniving smile asks "Do you have a dollar?"

    I look him the eye for a few seconds, a merciless glare, really, then with a cheshire cat smile I say "Yes, I do" and just keep walking.

    The fucker was nonplussed.
    Hilarious. I'm going to use that one...alot. LMAO
    Sure it is funny until that one day when the guy jumps out of the bushes and doesn't ask.

  15. #35
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Anyways I put up 300 in your Pay Pal account and you make the rules on how players are paid.

    The only catch is... if I win the contest outright or I have the worst record I win double.
    I'll match monet's contribution under the same terms.

  16. #36
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    I swear 97% of all members on these gambling forums are the cheapest people I know of.
    .
    Monet; An interesting contrast between a couple of guys that I'll have a beer with and watch a game. One is in his 80s, probably an M followed by some x's a few times. He won't tip. Loves all the free stuff. IF he ever bought something for himself, I'd be shocked, let alone someone else. He could have a fancy lifestyle but lives very conservatively. Personally, I think he's figured a way either to take it with him or not go at all.

    The other is in his early 50's. Not a nickel to his name. But money comes and goes through his fingers all day long. But he gives it away. He could care less about the free stuff.

    Both have a great outlook on life, hilarious, and intelligent in their own way.

    Ironic, they are the best of friends. I think there is a life lesson to be learned. But I'll be damned if I can figure it out.

  17. #37
    Originally Posted by monet View Post
    Sure it is funny until that one day when the guy jumps out of the bushes and doesn't ask.
    That, my friend, is why one keeps their head on a swivel.

  18. #38
    Originally Posted by monet View Post

    I swear 97% of all members on these gambling forums are the cheapest people I know of.
    For contributing a non-zero amount of free money to a game I take the time to run?

    I will send you 300 dollars for the VCT Picks Game because Hell will Freeze over before you get that Wizard to agree that banned members can play in your WoV game!
    300 Dollars is almost half of what that prick is begging for on his Diversity site... Diversity is ironic because I see nothing diverse about how he runs things.

    Anyways I put up 300 in your Pay Pal account and you make the rules on how players are paid.

    The only catch is... if I win the contest outright or I have the worst record I win double. Meaning I win my money back plus you pay me 300 on top of it, plus I win whatever the placement was for 1st or last.
    Ties in placement count for me but I have to play every week meaning if I miss one week I forfeit any chance of winning.
    Wait a minute, how is that double? That seems like it would be more than double if I make the prizes for first or last more than $0.00.

    Anyway, it's just supposed to be a fun little game.

    Also, say only five people play and I make the prize all $300 for first place:

    Monet: First Place = $600 Last Place = $300 (of my money) No Place = $0

    (1/5 * 600) + (1/5 * (300) - (3/5 * 300) = 0

    Therefore, that's a $0 expectation for you with five players. It's a losing proposition for me, though, because here's what could happen, I could either win:

    (300 * 1/5) = $60

    I could lose and you come in last place:

    (4/5) - (1/4 * 300) = -$74.20

    I could lose and you come in first place:

    (4/5) - (1/4 * 600) = -$149.20

    Or, I could lose and you do not place:

    (4/5) * (2/4 * 0) = 0

    Therefore, my overall personal expectation is $60 - $223.40 = -$163.40

    Do you think I'm stupid? You have a $0 expectation and my expectation is to lose more than I'm even donating to the WoV pool?

    Adding more players would change my expectation, but all it would do is make it more negative. The reason why is because I can only win the $300 if I contribute it all to one prize and win that prize outright. Other than that, I can only break even or lose.
    Last edited by Mission146; 08-07-2018 at 03:38 PM.

  19. #39
    Originally Posted by Mission146 View Post
    Originally Posted by monet View Post

    I swear 97% of all members on these gambling forums are the cheapest people I know of.
    For contributing a non-zero amount of free money to a game I take the time to run?

    I will send you 300 dollars for the VCT Picks Game because Hell will Freeze over before you get that Wizard to agree that banned members can play in your WoV game!
    300 Dollars is almost half of what that prick is begging for on his Diversity site... Diversity is ironic because I see nothing diverse about how he runs things.

    Anyways I put up 300 in your Pay Pal account and you make the rules on how players are paid.

    The only catch is... if I win the contest outright or I have the worst record I win double. Meaning I win my money back plus you pay me 300 on top of it, plus I win whatever the placement was for 1st or last.
    Ties in placement count for me but I have to play every week meaning if I miss one week I forfeit any chance of winning.
    Wait a minute, how is that double? That seems like it would be more than double if I make the prizes for first or last more than $0.00.

    Anyway, it's just supposed to be a fun little game.

    Also, say only five people play and I make the prize all $300 for first place:

    Monet: First Place = $600 Last Place = $300 (of my money) No Place = $0

    (1/5 * 600) + (1/5 * 300) - (3/5 * 300) = $0.00

    Therefore, that's an Even Money proposition for you with five players. It's a losing proposition for me, though, because here's what could happen, I could either win:

    (300 * 1/5) = $60

    I could lose and you come in last place:

    (4/5) - (1/4 * 300) = -$74.20

    I could lose and you come in first place:

    (4/5) - (1/4 * 600) = -$149.20

    Or, I could lose and you do not place:

    (4/5) * (2/4 * 0) = 0

    Therefore, my overall personal expectation is $60 - $223.40 = $163.40

    Do you think I'm stupid? You have a break even expectation and my expectation is to lose more than I'm even donating to the WoV pool?

    Adding more players would change my expectation, but all it would do is make it more negative. The reason why is because I can only win the $300 if I contribute it all to one prize and win that prize outright. Other than that, I can only break even or lose.
    Set it up better or more fair for you.

    Make a minimum number of players.

    Make it so that if you win or get last place than I double up.

    You are the man with the big IQ... make it so you have a slight edge and I will pony up/up front.
    You forget that I am giving up the money first and technically you could just run away

    You get all the glory of running this thing and having your name on it... you love that.

  20. #40
    Don't worry about it, Monet.

    If I decide to do a VCT game, then I'll be contributing the seed prizes and we can do an entry fee if people want to.

    I don't want any of your money, even in the context of a bet. You can run your own game if you want to. If you offered me $300 to start the VCT game up with no qualifiers associated with doing so, I'd still tell you to fuck yourself.

    You can play in the game here if I do one, though.

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