Ahem. Actually, Rob. I am. But I'm not super duper. Just a hard working guy who keeps the game simple. As for forums? I enjoy the heck out of guys like you. IMO humor is a very big part of my game.
As a counter, I've adopted a sort of delayed reaction form of communicating. The dealer yammers on and on and I catch buzz words or voice tone to shake my head, yes or no, or make a quick comment to keep them moving forward. In life, it has become a habit. Drives my lady nuts. For instance, if she says you're getting pancakes for breakfast. I don't reply. If she asks, "do you want pancakes for breakfast"? There is a two or three second delayed response. If she asks, "what do you want for breakfast"? There is a 7 to 10 second delayed response.
But even the guys I hang out, tell the same old stories over and over. A shitload of listening.
So forums fit my communication perfectly. And you guys give me new material to give to those guys. LOL