Question for Slapinfunk

[mickeycrimm]

Axel: Do you believe I hit three $2 royals and four aces w/kicker on a single line $2 machine at South Point in one hour and 45 minutes, including all the waiting for the handpays...and do you believe I'm no longer welcome there to play?

So all of a sudden you don't have a $2500 stop win? And if true you are in good company. Many strip casinos are known for backing off "over-royaled" players. Most top tier pros back themselves off before getting over-royaled because of it.

So there are top tier pros who keep themselves from being "over royaled"? Does this mean they get a crystal ball along with the AP ring, card, and secret handshake?

Alan, quit being intentionally stupid. It was well known and still is you can get the ban hammer for hitting royals too quickly. It's about the quickest way to lose a casino. But it happens to players on better games, not the stupid shit you play.

[Alan Mendelson]

So all of a sudden you don't have a $2500 stop win? And if true you are in good company. Many strip casinos are known for backing off "over-royaled" players. Most top tier pros back themselves off before getting over-royaled because of it.

So there are top tier pros who keep themselves from being "over royaled"? Does this mean they get a crystal ball along with the AP ring, card, and secret handshake?

Alan, quit being intentionally stupid. It was well known and still is you can get the ban hammer for hitting royals too quickly. It's about the quickest way to lose a casino. But it happens to players on better games, not the stupid shit you play.

Suppose you tell me how a player keeps themselves from being over royaled? When dealt AsKsQsJs2s do they intentionally hold the dealt flush? LOL

[SLaPiNFuNK]

Alan was not talking about his own play. He is very honest about his own play. He was talking about a 3rd parties play. I'm sure a lot of you have a friend or something who you tell stories about that may or may not be completely accurate.

I mean, I keep hearing stories about a guy breaking up 3 queens and hitting a royal. Could be legit, could be BS.

Back off him a bit. He is remembering as he remembers. He most likely didn't sleep the entire weekend except for the car ride in and back so he wasn't exactly in the best state of mind to remember details of anything especially some information that wasn't exactly his.

[Alan Mendelson]

Alan was not talking about his own play. He is very honest about his own play. He was talking about a 3rd parties play. I'm sure a lot of you have a friend or something who you tell stories about that may or may not be completely accurate.

I mean, I keep hearing stories about a guy breaking up 3 queens and hitting a royal. Could be legit, could be BS.

Back off him a bit. He is remembering as he remembers. He most likely didn't sleep the entire weekend except for the car ride in and back so he wasn't exactly in the best state of mind to remember details of anything especially some information that wasn't exactly his.

Thank you. In other words, I remember Jason telling me he hit four royals plus another $4,000 jackpot. Jason plays independently of me. I guess I heard it wrong. I didn't watch Jason play and he didn't watch me, though we did sit together when he hit the $26,000 royal at Bellagio and we did sit side by side when almost simultaneously he hit an $8K royal and I hit a $4k royal at the machines facing the restrooms in the Palace Casino at Caesars.

Even if he did not hit four single line royals he still had one heck of a run. And if anyone doubts he hit that royal at Bellagio I have the photo on my camera and I can easily upload it.

[mcap]

Ahh yes that’s true Alan is honest about his own play. he never said he THREW 18 yo’s In a row. ShShSh

[mickeycrimm]

So there are top tier pros who keep themselves from being "over royaled"? Does this mean they get a crystal ball along with the AP ring, card, and secret handshake?

Alan, quit being intentionally stupid. It was well known and still is you can get the ban hammer for hitting royals too quickly. It's about the quickest way to lose a casino. But it happens to players on better games, not the stupid shit you play.

Suppose you tell me how a player keeps themselves from being over royaled? When dealt AsKsQsJs2s do they intentionally hold the dealt flush? LOL

They quit playing, dumass. Geez, you're dense.

[The Boz]

Alan was not talking about his own play. He is very honest about his own play. He was talking about a 3rd parties play. I'm sure a lot of you have a friend or something who you tell stories about that may or may not be completely accurate.

I mean, I keep hearing stories about a guy breaking up 3 queens and hitting a royal. Could be legit, could be BS.

Back off him a bit. He is remembering as he remembers. He most likely didn't sleep the entire weekend except for the car ride in and back so he wasn't exactly in the best state of mind to remember details of anything especially some information that wasn't exactly his.

Thank you. In other words, I remember Jason telling me he hit four royals plus another $4,000 jackpot. Jason plays independently of me. I guess I heard it wrong. I didn't watch Jason play and he didn't watch me, though we did sit together when he hit the $26,000 royal at Bellagio and we did sit side by side when almost simultaneously he hit an $8K royal and I hit a $4k royal at the machines facing the restrooms in the Palace Casino at Caesars.

Even if he did not hit four single line royals he still had one heck of a run. And if anyone doubts he hit that royal at Bellagio I have the photo on my camera and I can easily upload it.

Thank You’s don’t pay his bills you deadbeat dad, POS. Say all you want but you continuing to gamble instead of giving every dollar you don’t need for the basics of life shows what kind of person you are. Hell you should be working FT, PT, whatever to make money to pay your debt to your son. Not sure how anyone can argue with that.

Face it you are a dengenerate loser who can’t even pay his obligations to his own son. And worse yet still gambles Money owed to others.

Forums are filled with some lowlife losers, but through your actions it hard to find a bigger deadbeat than you when it’s your own son you f’d. Not many can match that Alan, Congratulations!

[mickeycrimm]

Alan, quit being intentionally stupid. It was well known and still is you can get the ban hammer for hitting royals too quickly. It's about the quickest way to lose a casino. But it happens to players on better games, not the stupid shit you play.

Suppose you tell me how a player keeps themselves from being over royaled? When dealt AsKsQsJs2s do they intentionally hold the dealt flush? LOL

They quit playing before it happens, numnuts.

[Rob.Singer]

Suppose you tell me how a player keeps themselves from being over royaled? When dealt AsKsQsJs2s do they intentionally hold the dealt flush? LOL

They quit playing before it happens, numnuts.

Hey mickey--you know those three $2 single line royals and aces with the kicker I hit in about 100 minutes on the machine at South Point? THOSE were all on a -ev game. And I got banned.

What say you, now that you put your man-tit in the wringer again?

[MisterV]

Back off him a bit. He is remembering as he remembers. He most likely didn't sleep the entire weekend except for the car ride in and back so he wasn't exactly in the best state of mind to remember details of anything ...

On the subject of your father's impaired memory: do you think his lousy health / medical condition affects his ability to think and remember properly, and if so to what degree?

Your old man has been saying he remembers seeing things that pretty much any swinging dick with a pluse calls "bullshit" on, especially the claim of seeing eighteen yos in a row at Caesars.

What do you know if anything about his now infamous eighteen yos in a row claim?

[SLaPiNFuNK]

Back off him a bit. He is remembering as he remembers. He most likely didn't sleep the entire weekend except for the car ride in and back so he wasn't exactly in the best state of mind to remember details of anything ...

On the subject of your father's impaired memory: do you think his lousy health / medical condition affects his ability to think and remember properly, and if so to what degree?

Your old man has been saying he remembers seeing things that pretty much any swinging dick with a pluse calls "bullshit" on, especially the claim of seeing eighteen yos in a row at Caesars.

What do you know if anything about his now infamous eighteen yos in a row claim?

I don't know... But all I know is he gambles a lot and sees a lot... I've seen a lot...

I've seen a lady hit two royals within 10 minutes on a .25 single line... I've seen a guy throw $100 on midnight for an hour and it never hit... We were both at a table with a guy throwing out 3way reds only on the come out and progressively raising them from $300 to $50,000 until he went through 100K. No one at the table hit for him... However nearly every roll was point then 7, but he only bet the comeout... I've seen him get paid for 4awk and then on the very next spin get 4awk after the hand pay... He has held the dice for 45 minutes on a fast moving table... He has also held the dice for 45 minutes on a very slow table.. when morongo first started their card craps they went through an entire paid of shoes without a 7out, he turned $100 into 7 or 8 thousand that night... He told me not to buy in because the streak was going to end.... He has literally a ton of stories that are true...

[RS__]

I don't know... But all I know is he gambles a lot and sees a lot... I've seen a lot...

I've seen a lady hit two royals within 10 minutes on a .25 single line... I've seen a guy throw $100 on midnight for an hour and it never hit... We were both at a table with a guy throwing out 3way reds only on the come out and progressively raising them from $300 to $50,000 until he went through 100K. No one at the table hit for him... However nearly every roll was point then 7, but he only bet the comeout... I've seen him get paid for 4awk and then on the very next spin get 4awk after the hand pay... He has held the dice for 45 minutes on a fast moving table... He has also held the dice for 45 minutes on a very slow table.. when morongo first started their card craps they went through an entire paid of shoes without a 7out, he turned $100 into 7 or 8 thousand that night... He told me not to buy in because the streak was going to end.... He has literally a ton of stories that are true...

I don't think anyone's questioning actual "normal" stories or events. There's a difference between something that is 1-in-1,000,000 vs 1-in-39,346,408,075,296,537,575,424. There's also a difference between a one off story of "this crazy thing happened" story versus multiple stories of crazy things happening.

5 royals in a 24-hour period (let's call it 20 hours of play at 800 HPH) is certainly possible. It's about 1 in 16k-17k (whether you calculate it as "exactly 5" or "5 or more"). But it's not just how likely is something to happen -- but the source.

[SLaPiNFuNK]

800 hands an hour is slooooooooow

[RS__]

800 hands an hour is slooooooooow

IIRC, Alan said he plays at about 400 HPH. Although, I have no idea how he would come up with such a number. Idk how fast you play, but given that you're not an AP, I figured you'd probably play slower than APs do. Remember, this is before I realized how fast you might play or whatever.

[Mission146]

800 hands an hour is slooooooooow

Hey, fuck you, buddy! I have arthritis. (Kidding about the fuck you part)

[Spock]

Axel: Do you believe I hit three $2 royals and four aces w/kicker on a single line $2 machine at South Point in one hour and 45 minutes, including all the waiting for the handpays...and do you believe I'm no longer welcome there to play?

I don't, at least in part, because Rob wrote about it here and had a different story:

This all happened within a span of about 3.5 to 4 hours

In a few more years he will probably say it was 45 minutes. Who knows, or cares, about the rest of it.

What was truly fascinating about that episode was what Rob posted about it around 20 hours after his initial post:

I've had back-to-back royals on a quarter machine in my AP days. Nothing like this though. Did anyone notice the sequential? I haven't seen one of those in person in over 20 years when I hit one in Laughlin.

It was as if he had never seen that it was a sequential before then...

But the more interesting part is how he said "I haven't seen one of those in person in over 20 years when I hit one in Laughlin".

In this post JBJB states he has had 3 sequential royals, and Rob responds with

I've also had 3--one of them dealt at the Riverside in their 25th anniversary year in the '90's...

Two messages below that Alan wrote:

When I sent you my photo from Caesars you told me you hit only one yourself

More than a few people have mentioned that Rob seems to have a pattern of needing to meet or exceed the claims of others, so who knows what the truth is. Each reader has to decide whether Rob or Alan is more reputable.

In that same post Alan was kind enough to post an image he stated Rob sent him "7 years ago", which would have been 8 or 9 years ago at the time, of Rob hitting a $20,000 sequential royal at Wynn:



I found it rather amazing that Rob stated he had "not seen one in 20 years", apparently forgetting all about this previous win. How many people reading this think they could have forgotten a 20K sequential royal at Wynn?

But wait! There's more!

In this thread at WOV Jerry Logan, the guy that was definitely "NOT Rob" although his posts were eerily similar to Rob's with constant put downs and self-aggrandizing along with an almost incestuous like banter between the 2 of them where they both praised each other as being the most accomplished players on the forum, stated he won a 20K sequential in Laughlin. While "Jerry" wasn't able to figure out how to post an image, another member, (thecesspit) posted it for him, with both confirming it was Jerry's.

Guess what? It was the EXACT same image that Rob sent to Alan 8 or 9 years before, which you can see on WOV at this link.

"Jerry" went on to try the same thing at another forum but was busted because he tried to pass it off as being at the Aquarius but it was shown it was actually taken at Wynn.

You can all make your own decisions on the importance and validity of all of this.

As for Rob's claims about the Fezzik bet, he's lying. He made a bet and Fezzik agreed. Rob added conditions, and Fezzik agreed. Rob then put in a stipulation that if he won Fezzik would have to say Rob is the greatest video poker player ever, that he could never say anything bad about Rob on his radio show, and that if anyone on the show said anything bad about Rob then Fezzik would have to pay a penalty to Rob. It's no surprise that Fezzik refused at that point. Unfortunately, the online evidence of that disappeared when the Las Vegas Advisor put in a new forum.

Rob says he posted it in the newspaper so I'm sure he can come up with the evidence of that. Unless it's in a storage shed like everything else seems to be.

Believe who you want. Unlike Rob, I don't give a damn. But I'd guess there is a better chance of seeing 18 yo's in a row than there is of ever seeing persuasive documentation of anything from Rob.

I noticed all of this when it was originally posted, but I stopped participating here primarily a few years ago because Alan was constantly "speaking" for Rob and dismissing the importance of just about anything that wasn't favorable to Rob. It was bad enough to read Rob's dribble but why bother posting when his apologist constantly covers for him. But it seemed timely to post it now given some of the recent threads.

And now the fun begins. First up will be Rob stating he didn't read this and that I'm a horrible writer and need to be more concise. He'll probably then say he planned the entire thing because he knew he could "catch me" that way. Next up will be how I can't sleep at night because he's completely "in my head" and that I've spent 16 zillion hours writing this. As usual, I probably won't post for months but Rob will continue to denigrate me on a near daily basis, proving exactly who is in who's head. It inevitable that Rob will probably claim everything I wrote is a lie, or perhaps "fake news", so if anyone checks the links please post what you find.

It's gonna be fun!

[mickeycrimm]

They quit playing before it happens, numnuts.

Hey mickey--you know those three $2 single line royals and aces with the kicker I hit in about 100 minutes on the machine at South Point? THOSE were all on a -ev game. And I got banned.

What say you, now that you put your man-tit in the wringer again?

I once hit three royals in less than 2000 hands....on a 101.8% game.

[Alan Mendelson]

Jason is a very fast VP player. I recently posted three videos of me going thru $50 of free play at Red Rock. I don't think I play faster than 500 hands an hour. 400 might be right especially at higher denominations.

I don't recall getting that sequential royal photo from Rob. Can you provide more info. I hit one sequential myself. Jbjb hit three sequentials? And you criticize me?

[mickeycrimm]

Great detective work, spock. Jerry, er, Robbie, your lies are catching up to you.

[redietz]

Spock's detective work and historical summary is pristine. Kudos. Now that is what I would call investigative reporting.

I seem to remember that the "Jerry Logan" Aquarius/Wynn switcheroo snafu was at lvadvice.com. The forum owner wasn't putting up with any fakery, and he caught it immediately. "Jerry" was banned.