AP Exemplar

[monet]

Some more Arm Chair Gambling at its finest...

I started my session around 9:30PM and ended up on a Dice AP Play believe it or Not.
I may have been able to squeeze a little more AP out of the game but decided to go home at 7:30AM.
You may be wondering how this game could get an advantage? Pretty Simple!
You bet small and these 4 other guys were at the table all night.
When you threw them something that hit pretty big they threw you 50 to 150 dollars in Green Chips.
They were close to getting felted or felted and I gave them back a small percentage of what they gave me.
Alcohol can be an APs friend if said AP doesn't drink.

Here are my Jackpots for the night In Order. Left To Right.

The Royal was a 2 Line Royal which was nice.

I am never going to post any W2G's so I guess this really never happened.

On the 2 Dollar Spin Poker it looks like 1165 but you have to multiply it by 2 for 2330.

Always keep your machine set to Turbo.

I was in trouble at the next Casino Playing 10 dollar machine.
However, I got out of the hole and hit the dice pit afterwards.

[Alan Mendelson]

Only once in my life did a player throw me a tip at craps. I gave it to the dealers.

[monet]

Only once in my life did a player throw me a tip at craps. I gave it to the dealers.

These weren't tips per se these were green chips and they kept coming.
I am not giving a bunch of green chips to the dealers.
These guys wouldn't take no for an answer when I told them it was too much.
Same situation when everyone wants to pay for the check when you are out at some big dinner.
These guys were playing pretty strong and everything and anything.
I was happy to join their party. They welcomed me with open arms.
This isn't the first time I have done this. I have seen this many times.
You must not really play much dice because it is pretty common to tip the shooter.

If 18 Yos in a row happened on this table they would of had to take a check for all their winnings.

[dannyj]

I have been given green chips at the table multiple times and black chips once. The last time we were in Tahoe earlier this year, i was having a good roll and this guy playing lavendar was just killing it especially on the hard ways. He put black chips in my rails three times.

[regnis]

I have been given green chips at the table multiple times and black chips once. The last time we were in Tahoe earlier this year, i was having a good roll and this guy playing lavendar was just killing it especially on the hard ways. He put black chips in my rails three times.

On one occasion, my friend and I sat down at a higher level blackjack table. There was one other player and he seemed to be on a roll. So the dealer looked at us and I said he's on a roll--we'll wait. This player was betting table max of $2,000 and winning every hand. It didn't matter what he was dealt--he got the winning draw. I never saw anything like it. Anyway, the end of the shoe came and he asked if we would wait again. Since I like to see other gamblers win, I said sure. He kept winning like that for 2 more shoes. Every now and then he would move a $500 chip to each of us. On the first one I said no no no, that's not necessary as I slowly slid the chip towards me. After a while I just shut up and let him do it. When he finally quit and colored up we took our stack of $500 chips and cashed out as well. Didn't play one hand.

[Alan Mendelson]

I guess I don't play much craps. Ive seen shooters get tipped no more than a dozen times in my life.

[MisterV]

I guess I don't play much craps.

That used to be your main game for many years.

I recall many stories from you on other boards about your craps adventures: a cursed table, marrying at a craps table, even 18 yo's in a row.

Yes, VP is your game now, but things used to be different.

[Alan Mendelson]

I guess I don't play much craps.

That used to be your main game for many years.

I recall many stories from you on other boards about your craps adventures: a cursed table, marrying at a craps table, even 18 yo's in a row.

Yes, VP is your game now, but things used to be different.

Yeah, but I guess I haven't played as much craps as monet because in my life I haven't seem more than a dozen shooters getting tipped.

[SLaPiNFuNK]

All those wins mean nothing.

[Rob.Singer]

All those wins mean nothing.

I agree. He is not the armchair gambler he mentioned. This is a severe addict who just plays for as much intermittent satisfaction as he can get.

Any wonder why he's anonymous?

[Alan Mendelson]

I'm sure monet was being sarcastic when he used the phrase Arm Chair Gambling.

I think they're nice wins. Nothing wrong with hitting winners.

[Rob.Singer]

I'm sure monet was being sarcastic when he used the phrase Arm Chair Gambling.

I think they're nice wins. Nothing wrong with hitting winners.

Of course. And what Jason was saying is the guy plays so much it's very likely he lost his bankroll even though he's boasting about these winners. In fact, are these even his? Anonymous posters out Of WoV have long been known to throw up pics of just about anything and then claim they hit them.

[mickeycrimm]

I'm sure monet was being sarcastic when he used the phrase Arm Chair Gambling.

I think they're nice wins. Nothing wrong with hitting winners.

Of course. And what Jason was saying is the guy plays so much it's very likely he lost his bankroll even though he's boasting about these winners. In fact, are these even his? Anonymous posters out Of WoV have long been known to throw up pics of just about anything and then claim they hit them.

He's down to playing just $45 and $50 a hand. You never play that low, right Rob?

[Alan Mendelson]

Okay, yeah, it's possible you might not see a quad in 20,000 hands. But who really has gone even one thousand hands without a 4oak?

Yeah I've had "sessions" without a 4oak but admittedly they were short sessions.

[RS__]

But who really has gone even one thousand hands without a 4oak?

I would say just about everyone has gone 1k hands w/o a 4oak. You have about a 1-in-10.6 chance of a given 1000-hand group of not hitting a 4oak.

[monet]

He's down to playing just $45 and $50 a hand. You never play that low, right Rob?

These guys are just misinformed and perhaps a little jealous.
When you see other members posting up worse games and hitting quarter Royals they praise them.
I try to show and teach players how to play some Video Poker and get over 100% on the base game.
Not only that but I try to instruct them how to go about getting over a 1% advantage and they just handle it.

Not only that but I have put up my own personal Reel Machine Plays.
I have told people exactly where they are and the exact entry point of playing them.
Nobody is playing them or care about the information but that isn't the point I am trying to make.
Perhaps it is though because many times I will tell people what to play and how to play it and they just do what they want which is completely against what I suggested.
Next they tell me out of 40 years of playing dice they only got tipped once from shooting in their lifetime!?
They also believe that going 20 thousand hands without a quad is a common occurrence.
Yet they can't even figure out simple math when it comes to the VP game and adding a simple thing like point day.
They butcher the math and they show how they butcher the strategy inside of 40 hands!
Not just one session of 40 hands but every session they completely butcher the strategy. making an average of 1 mistake per 15 hands!?
How can you win when you constantly go against the math or strategy??
Horse to water and making them drink if you understand my gist.

They balk or discredit any information that can help any serious players.
I see the same thing when Mickeycrimm posts up plays and math and large jackpot pictures.
It just goes along with the territory.

[SplitFaceDisaster]

They balk or discredit any information that can help any serious players.
I see the same thing when Mickeycrimm posts up plays and math and large jackpot pictures.
It just goes along with the territory.

I don`t get all the discrediting. If you went any further than posting pictures it could come back and bite you in some way, so I`m really not sure what else you could do to prove yourself. I personally get a lot out of posts like yours and Mickey`s. Isn`t that what these forums are for?

[tableplay]

He's down to playing just $45 and $50 a hand. You never play that low, right Rob?

These guys are just misinformed and perhaps a little jealous.
When you see other members posting up worse games and hitting quarter Royals they praise them.
I try to show and teach players how to play some Video Poker and get over 100% on the base game.
Not only that but I try to instruct them how to go about getting over a 1% advantage and they just handle it.

Not only that but I have put up my own personal Reel Machine Plays.
I have told people exactly where they are and the exact entry point of playing them.
Nobody is playing them or care about the information but that isn't the point I am trying to make.
Perhaps it is though because many times I will tell people what to play and how to play it and they just do what they want which is completely against what I suggested.
Next they tell me out of 40 years of playing dice they only got tipped once from shooting in their lifetime!?
They also believe that going 20 thousand hands without a quad is a common occurrence.
Yet they can't even figure out simple math when it comes to the VP game and adding a simple thing like point day.
They butcher the math and they show how they butcher the strategy inside of 40 hands!
Not just one session of 40 hands but every session they completely butcher the strategy. making an average of 1 mistake per 15 hands!?
How can you win when you constantly go against the math or strategy??
Horse to water and making them drink if you understand my gist.

They balk or discredit any information that can help any serious players.
I see the same thing when Mickeycrimm posts up plays and math and large jackpot pictures.
It just goes along with the territory.

IIRC Alan even said that he prefers holding a high card over a pair in 8/5 BP with a progressive royal that isn't astronomically large enough to justify such a hold (good luck with the variance throwing away the pair even if it is). I had just thought that he had made a mistake of not noticing the pair when I watched the Youtube video, but when I pointed out the "mistake" in the forum here he said he prefers it over the pair, so it was intentional.

[monet]

I love these guy. They are great!
A few months ago they cry about nobody posts pictures anymore!?
Next they post their own pictures and stories.
I post mine and they say...
Those pictures mean nothing!
Mendel and Son! This site was better when Funk was crying to his father about a few dollars!
Ungrateful Bastard!!

Some of us lost our fathers at an early age or didn't have one all together.
I would give anything to of had mine for the last 15 years.
Not Slap though... he just loves money and complaining to an internet forum about how he hates his father.
Calling him all sorts of names, in front of a bunch of strangers.
Instead of just working with his father and biting the bullet and keeping his mouth shut, he thinks this world cares or owes him something.

One thing these pictures mean is that it is very difficult to go 20 thousand hands on single line without a Quad!

[Rob.Singer]

I love these guy. They are great!
A few months ago they cry about nobody posts pictures anymore!?
Next they post their own pictures and stories.
I post mine and they say...
Those pictures mean nothing!
Mendel and Son! This site was better when Funk was crying to his father about a few dollars!
Ungrateful Bastard!!

Some of us lost our fathers at an early age or didn't have one all together.
I would give anything to of had mine for the last 15 years.
Not Slap though... he just loves money and complaining to an internet forum about how he hates his father.
Calling him all sorts of names, in front of a bunch of strangers.
Instead of just working with his father and biting the bullet and keeping his mouth shut, he thinks this world cares or owes him something.

One thing these pictures mean is that it is very difficult to go 20 thousand hands on single line without a Quad!

Maybe you don't get it, but pics of jackpots without W2g's is like mickeycrimm goingout without his diaper on.