"Anybody who knows me knows that to be the case".
Do you realize how very stupid a statement that is when you, as an anonymous character, try to convince others of your activities?...oh Mr. "I'll outwit you".
Let's start here: who "knows" you? And if it's somebody we actually know who's real, do they spend 24/7 with you?
All we "know" about you is you claim to have remodeled your bathroom, you're a gun enthusiast, you put up a post of yours or someone else's passport with an "I've been to Italy!" stamp in it, you can't stand me presumably because I've been far more successful than you no matter how long we'll live, you hate mickey because he knows how to use his own head to reason out things for himself, and you have absolutely no idea in the world how and why someone like me operates on the level that I choose for others to see me at.
So your statement has zero value here. And neither does the $10,000 you claim to have available to give away. Zenking moves around with more validity.