alan's epic craps roll

[mickeycrimm]

3 houses mickey. 3.

It's amusing watching a guy like you who's wasted life has ended up being worth very little to nothing, while at the same time you seem so very wide-eyed and amazed at how people who are educated and have had decent jobs much of their lives, are able to do things you never even had a chance of doing.

Think about that the next time you walk thru the doors of one of those smoke-filled obscure Indian casinos that "mean so much" to your stupid "vulturing" for peanuts these days.

Oh....and good luck with the only girlfriend you've ever known in your failed & pathetic life: Rosie Palmer

Robocchio, you're a dummass kid. Grow up, dingbat. It wasn't you who did the working. You quit in the prime of your life to hang out in casinos as a systems player while your wife worked her ass off. You're a frickin' mooch.

If that's what makes you feel better after a wasted life mickey....

It's funny--I'm insulting you as we sit here in-between handing out candy to the children. I also wonder what it must be like on days like this, Thanksgiving, Christmas, birthdays etc. when you have no family, no children, no home, and basically no real reason to live.

Care to share?

Handing out candy to kids? So you are a pedophile.

[mickeycrimm]

Robochio just loves to tell whoppers. This is guy that filed for bankruptcy and stiffed his creditors. Then swears that he came up with a 170K bankroll shortly after that to play video poker. Swears he made a million dollars over ten years. One Mil over ten years ain't that much money. Swears he payed no income tax on it. Creative accounting. You got to spend it to write it off. Then retires----from what? And with what? Says he payed cash for 3 homes and who knows about many RV's, the latest which he says he payed 1.5 Mill. Cash? Get the fuck out. When Robocchio found out the hard way that arci knew how to browse public records to see what he owns Robochio starting talking about he put the shit in other people's names. Robocchio has more routes than Greyhound Bus Lines. And he would rather climb to the top of a tree to tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth.

[blackhole]

Most people would consider those achievements on the scale of things pretty average. You didn't even include the cost of health care for a family, education costs, raising a family costs, etc., etc., and the family cost list gets much longer, and are all things you don't have to worry about. If you're viewing his achievements with two incomes (3 including video poker) as whoppers, one could only imagine your true financial position on the scale of all things considered. As far as profits from video poker go, why can't Rob show a profit? After all, most of you alleged AP's claim to be robbing the casino coffers for years with no problems.

It's obvious you snake all over the place slivering from one casino to the next picking up your free unreported incomes. I guess we would have to consider the occasional W2's and win / loss statements to offset the taxes as reported income. Of course that's if you even have any recorded play on casino cards. You alleged AP's like KEWLJ who don't like to be noticed and who went undetected for 15 years and counting, just might have to report W2 incomes as 100% income and bare the tax burdens. (if your not using stolen ID)

From where I'm sitting it sounds like you're a good candidate for freebies from the government and state you live in. Hard to believe your on the right when you consider Obama care only works for people that don't work. I'm guessing you're already abusing the freebies. You AP's are so concerned about the free RFB, I'm sure freebies from the government are an even a bigger AP advantage.

[Rob.Singer]

mickey's just been so detached from the real world for his entire life that when someone with a typically normal life comes along and comments on the resources a middle to upper middle class family has compiled before retirement, he feels inadequate and beside himself. It just can't be real to a two-bit bum like himself. Just as I cannot wholly feel the pain of such a lowlife loner/loser.

Mickey try doing yourself a favor with that "self-taught math" and those "street smarts" you like to think you bring to the table. I was 50 when I became a professional gambler. My wife was a manufacturing/mechanical engineer at a major aerospace company and I was a mid-level executive at a major aerospace and defense corporation. These places have something very common to working people and almost completely unknown to the slugs of the world: company-matching pre-tax 401k programs, and at these type of places they are VERY generous. In my case, there was an exec stock option and bonus program as well.

They also allow employees to contribute greater amounts into these plans after-tax--which we both did for years. And what does that translate into? Yup--7-figure accounts that up until the bankruptcy laws were changed in the late 1990's I think, could not be touched by creditors regardless of the amount. Together with the Homestead Act, savvy filers used these regulations as a tool in eliminating debt and increasing wealth.

So the many, many times you like to huff and puff about my 1996 bankruptcy, all you're doing is bringing back fond memories of how it really improved our financial situation rather than hurt it. And now maybe you can see why setting aside a measly $170,000 for my gambling career was just that--measley in the overall big picture. You see, it was really no risk at all, because my wife continued working for those ten years, and our retirement accounts had us set to live past 100 comfortably. The houses we bought are nothing more than setting up our children with living inheritances, because I don't trust all the death tax banter.

I don't know....maybe you'll never get the picture from this side of the tracks. As blackhole has schooled you: it really isn't an unusual situation for people like us who've worked at decent professional jobs all our lives, and especially who've been married 40 years.

Yes go ahead and hang your head down for feeling like such a bum. You are what you are. But maybe this was a teachable moment that you can file into your super duper valuable "street smarts" column.

[mickeycrimm]

mickey's just been so detached from the real world for his entire life that when someone with a typically normal life comes along and comments on the resources a middle to upper middle class family has compiled before retirement, he feels inadequate and beside himself. It just can't be real to a two-bit bum like himself. Just as I cannot wholly feel the pain of such a lowlife loner/loser.

Mickey try doing yourself a favor with that "self-taught math" and those "street smarts" you like to think you bring to the table. I was 50 when I became a professional gambler. My wife was a manufacturing/mechanical engineer at a major aerospace company and I was a mid-level executive at a major aerospace and defense corporation. These places have something very common to working people and almost completely unknown to the slugs of the world: company-matching pre-tax 401k programs, and at these type of places they are VERY generous. In my case, there was an exec stock option and bonus program as well.

They also allow employees to contribute greater amounts into these plans after-tax--which we both did for years. And what does that translate into? Yup--7-figure accounts that up until the bankruptcy laws were changed in the late 1990's I think, could not be touched by creditors regardless of the amount. Together with the Homestead Act, savvy filers used these regulations as a tool in eliminating debt and increasing wealth.

So the many, many times you like to huff and puff about my 1996 bankruptcy, all you're doing is bringing back fond memories of how it really improved our financial situation rather than hurt it. And now maybe you can see why setting aside a measly $170,000 for my gambling career was just that--measley in the overall big picture. You see, it was really no risk at all, because my wife continued working for those ten years, and our retirement accounts had us set to live past 100 comfortably. The houses we bought are nothing more than setting up our children with living inheritances, because I don't trust all the death tax banter.

I don't know....maybe you'll never get the picture from this side of the tracks. As blackhole has schooled you: it really isn't an unusual situation for people like us who've worked at decent professional jobs all our lives, and especially who've been married 40 years.

Yes go ahead and hang your head down for feeling like such a bum. You are what you are. But maybe this was a teachable moment that you can file into your super duper valuable "street smarts" column.

Robocchio, you sure missed your calling. You are a great fiction writer. You could have made a ton of money with it.

[mickeycrimm]

mickey's just been so detached from the real world for his entire life that when someone with a typically normal life comes along and comments on the resources a middle to upper middle class family has compiled before retirement, he feels inadequate and beside himself. It just can't be real to a two-bit bum like himself. Just as I cannot wholly feel the pain of such a lowlife loner/loser.

Mickey try doing yourself a favor with that "self-taught math" and those "street smarts" you like to think you bring to the table. I was 50 when I became a professional gambler. My wife was a manufacturing/mechanical engineer at a major aerospace company and I was a mid-level executive at a major aerospace and defense corporation. These places have something very common to working people and almost completely unknown to the slugs of the world: company-matching pre-tax 401k programs, and at these type of places they are VERY generous. In my case, there was an exec stock option and bonus program as well.

They also allow employees to contribute greater amounts into these plans after-tax--which we both did for years. And what does that translate into? Yup--7-figure accounts that up until the bankruptcy laws were changed in the late 1990's I think, could not be touched by creditors regardless of the amount. Together with the Homestead Act, savvy filers used these regulations as a tool in eliminating debt and increasing wealth.

So the many, many times you like to huff and puff about my 1996 bankruptcy, all you're doing is bringing back fond memories of how it really improved our financial situation rather than hurt it. And now maybe you can see why setting aside a measly $170,000 for my gambling career was just that--measley in the overall big picture. You see, it was really no risk at all, because my wife continued working for those ten years, and our retirement accounts had us set to live past 100 comfortably. The houses we bought are nothing more than setting up our children with living inheritances, because I don't trust all the death tax banter.

I don't know....maybe you'll never get the picture from this side of the tracks. As blackhole has schooled you: it really isn't an unusual situation for people like us who've worked at decent professional jobs all our lives, and especially who've been married 40 years.

Yes go ahead and hang your head down for feeling like such a bum. You are what you are. But maybe this was a teachable moment that you can file into your super duper valuable "street smarts" column.

Bitchstinkhole, how did you miss my offer? I put it up for all to see. It's not a bet at all so you have no risk. Put up any evidence that I receive government assistance of any kind and I will pay you $10,000. That's a myth you brown-bagging anti-AP's have created in your own minds because your whole world will fall apart if it's true what I do and how much I make. If you don't like what I do then kiss my ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the middle where it's just right, brown noser.

[tableplay]

They also allow employees to contribute greater amounts into these plans after-tax--which we both did for years. And what does that translate into? Yup--7-figure accounts that up until the bankruptcy laws were changed in the late 1990's I think, could not be touched by creditors regardless of the amount. Together with the Homestead Act, savvy filers used these regulations as a tool in eliminating debt and increasing wealth.

Yup that's the way to do it - stiff people and then use loopholes so you don't have to pay them back.

[monet]

Yup that's the way to do it - stiff people and then use loopholes so you don't have to pay them back.

No different compared to many APs, Poker Players and ZenKing Like types.
They preach stiffing dealers, wait staff, slot attendants and others all the time.
Many of them never tip one red cent to anyone ever and they preach how they are justified in doing so.

Although ZenKing preaches a good game on this topic he still can't pull the trigger when he eats out.
He most likely stiffs all the dealers but he feels too much guilt to stiff the waitress.

[mickeycrimm]

I vote we change the name of this thread to Alan and Robocchio's Epic Crap Out.

[Rob.Singer]

They also allow employees to contribute greater amounts into these plans after-tax--which we both did for years. And what does that translate into? Yup--7-figure accounts that up until the bankruptcy laws were changed in the late 1990's I think, could not be touched by creditors regardless of the amount. Together with the Homestead Act, savvy filers used these regulations as a tool in eliminating debt and increasing wealth.

Yup that's the way to do it - stiff people and then use loopholes so you don't have to pay them back.

You've already made a fool of yourself in the other thread. Doing it again here is an unexpected bonus!

I've used just as many loopholes in my life as I have when filing tax returns. Only most of you little people have no idea what I mean simply because IF you guys file, it involves peanuts. And guess what--loopholes are legal. Ask GE. Ask Trump. The funny part is, you idiots all think you're such smart and cunning people when it comes to operating with "edges". But the laugh's on you. The real advantages are the ones that can be found in plain sight in everyday life. That's where the real money lies, and that's what separates someone as successful as myself from a pack of gypsie gamblers trying to grind out a living with no benefits. Real smart.

Wise up.

Oh, did I tell you how good it is to know I've reeled in yet ANOTHER anonymous forum fool to react exactly as I've trained you to? How's it feel to be in the same class as kew and mickey? The only question that remains is, inside who's head do I own more real estate?

Cousin eddy.

[Keystone]

They also allow employees to contribute greater amounts into these plans after-tax--which we both did for years. And what does that translate into? Yup--7-figure accounts that up until the bankruptcy laws were changed in the late 1990's I think, could not be touched by creditors regardless of the amount. Together with the Homestead Act, savvy filers used these regulations as a tool in eliminating debt and increasing wealth.

Yup that's the way to do it - stiff people and then use loopholes so you don't have to pay them back.

You've already made a fool of yourself in the other thread. Doing it again here is an unexpected bonus!

I've used just as many loopholes in my life as I have when filing tax returns. Only most of you little people have no idea what I mean simply because IF you guys file, it involves peanuts. And guess what--loopholes are legal. Ask GE. Ask Trump. The funny part is, you idiots all think you're such smart and cunning people when it comes to operating with "edges". But the laugh's on you. The real advantages are the ones that can be found in plain sight in everyday life. That's where the real money lies, and that's what separates someone as successful as myself from a pack of gypsie gamblers trying to grind out a living with no benefits. Real smart.

Wise up.

Oh, did I tell you how good it is to know I've reeled in yet ANOTHER anonymous forum fool to react exactly as I've trained you to? How's it feel to be in the same class as kew and mickey? The only question that remains is, inside who's head do I own more real estate?

Cousin eddy.

You know you’ve clearly made it in life when you have 68 remote controls laying around your shanty

[The Boz]

Singer would trade it all just to be respected by anyone* for his life choices.

*Anyone doesn’t include Alan. Should have said anyone who has a Total Net Worth above $999 at any point in the month past the day his check comes in and before he loses it at Red Rock.

[MisterV]

How sad (let alone expensive) it must be to have non-AP casino gambling as your primary form of entertainment in life.

[Rob.Singer]

I like it! Shanty, disrespect, etc., all coming from some of the anonymous little people whom I bother without end.

Now there's some good luck! Does it get any better than this?

[redietz]

I like it! Shanty, disrespect, etc., all coming from some of the anonymous little people whom I bother without end.

Now there's some good luck! Does it get any better than this?

If anyone has any interest in discovering whether Mr. Argentino/Mr. Singer was scheduled to host, chair, or participate in any 2017 G2E session or roundtable (as he claimed in multiple posts) just email them. They answered me in less than 48 hours. They are very polite and helpful.

Sincerely,

Non-anonymous 5'11 3/4" Bob Dietz

[Rob.Singer]

I like it! Shanty, disrespect, etc., all coming from some of the anonymous little people whom I bother without end.

Now there's some good luck! Does it get any better than this?

If anyone has any interest in discovering whether Mr. Argentino/Mr. Singer was scheduled to host, chair, or participate in any 2017 G2E session or roundtable (as he claimed in multiple posts) just email them. They answered me in less than 48 hours. They are very polite and helpful.

Sincerely,

Non-anonymous 5'11 3/4" Bob Dietz

I suppose we can't ask you to post that lie since you don't know how? Then explain why you claimed existence can't be located on the internet (and why you're so chubby).

[redietz]

I like it! Shanty, disrespect, etc., all coming from some of the anonymous little people whom I bother without end.

Now there's some good luck! Does it get any better than this?

If anyone has any interest in discovering whether Mr. Argentino/Mr. Singer was scheduled to host, chair, or participate in any 2017 G2E session or roundtable (as he claimed in multiple posts) just email them. They answered me in less than 48 hours. They are very polite and helpful.

Sincerely,

Non-anonymous 5'11 3/4" Bob Dietz

I suppose we can't ask you to post that lie since you don't know how? Then explain why you claimed existence can't be located on the internet (and why you're so chubby).

I guess you could meet me in Las Vegas December 16-20 and pick up a copy of the infamous package for your perusal. You could then use your keen mind and casino contacts to debunk me. You could also quiz my compadres. Perhaps your friend, Mr. Mendelson, could film you and I having a discussion.

If you need a map to locate Las Vegas, let me know. I'm only too glad to help. We don't want you getting lost, as you seemed to do enroute to the 2017 G2E.

P.S. I'm 180 pounds. I admit I should be 170-172, but "chubby?" Really? Coming from you? What does that make you? A porker?

[blackhole]

Bitchstinkhole, how did you miss my offer? I put it up for all to see. It's not a bet at all so you have no risk. Put up any evidence that I receive government assistance of any kind and I will pay you $10,000.

Why do you always throw out these 10k bets you know would never take place every time you want to prove a point? What's with the phony challengers? Most would read into the phony bet challengers on anoyomus forums that would never happen, that you're just talking out of your ass because it's true.

I certainly couldn’t confirm or not if you receive government assistance. I only made what I consider a logical assumption. You would think that gambling is mostly a (99%) cash business. If I was gambling for a living in cash for a living, I would avoid every way I possibly could from paying any taxes. I would also specialize in avoiding SAR reports.

If I ended up with lots of gambling W’2s, I would find the best way to pay as little tax as possible on any of it. I would want my reported income to hopefully be below thresholds so I could receive free benefits from anywhere I could get them from. You AP’s talk about free play and burgers with coke. I’m talking about free health care and prescriptions that could remove out of pocket expenses of over 1K a month. If you end up in a left-wing liberal state like California, New York, etc., imagine all the money you could save which equals additional (free play) you could accumulate with government freebies. Just saying...

How does a person (kiwlj) play in the same assortment of casinos day in and day out, year in and year out, for over 15 years, withdrawing over a million dollars, and goes unnoticed? I guess the same person that insists on sharing his experiences and how he does it on forums all in the hopes and love of helping others to compete with him. Maybe he should consider the risk of teaching others which could end up exposing his tricks tipping casinos off on how to locate and stop the art of taking money from them for 15 years undetected.

Of course, what come back could one have to the asshole on this site who said he throws away million of dollars in reported W2’s?

Why would any AP even be on forums? I could only assume there is a lot of hustling going on through PM’s looking for suckers. Then again the entertainment value is priceless.

[The Boz]

Great quote Mr Hole. "Why would any AP even be on forums? I could only assume there is a lot of hustling going on through PM’s looking for suckers."


If it was happening, don't you think you would have been contacted?

Never mind, correction, I thought you said looking to be sucked off.


Carry on.

[mickeycrimm]

Bitchstinkhole, how did you miss my offer? I put it up for all to see. It's not a bet at all so you have no risk. Put up any evidence that I receive government assistance of any kind and I will pay you $10,000.

Why do you always throw out these 10k bets you know would never take place every time you want to prove a point? What's with the phony challengers? Most would read into the phony bet challengers on anoyomus forums that would never happen, that you're just talking out of your ass because it's true.

I certainly couldn’t confirm or not if you receive government assistance. I only made what I consider a logical assumption. You would think that gambling is mostly a (99%) cash business. If I was gambling for a living in cash for a living, I would avoid every way I possibly could from paying any taxes. I would also specialize in avoiding SAR reports.

If I ended up with lots of gambling W’2s, I would find the best way to pay as little tax as possible on any of it. I would want my reported income to hopefully be below thresholds so I could receive free benefits from anywhere I could get them from. You AP’s talk about free play and burgers with coke. I’m talking about free health care and prescriptions that could remove out of pocket expenses of over 1K a month. If you end up in a left-wing liberal state like California, New York, etc., imagine all the money you could save which equals additional (free play) you could accumulate with government freebies. Just saying...

How does a person (kiwlj) play in the same assortment of casinos day in and day out, year in and year out, for over 15 years, withdrawing over a million dollars, and goes unnoticed? I guess the same person that insists on sharing his experiences and how he does it on forums all in the hopes and love of helping others to compete with him. Maybe he should consider the risk of teaching others which could end up exposing his tricks tipping casinos off on how to locate and stop the art of taking money from them for 15 years undetected.

Of course, what come back could one have to the asshole on this site who said he throws away million of dollars in reported W2’s?

Why would any AP even be on forums? I could only assume there is a lot of hustling going on through PM’s looking for suckers. Then again the entertainment value is priceless.

It's not a bet, stinkhole. It's free gratis. You don't have to put up anything. I will gift the money to you. And I'll never live in the People's Republics of California and New York. If I was working government handouts I damn sure wouldn't be a Trump supporter. I would be voting democrat.