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  1. #341
    V--what do you have against Dan to make him look at Rob's junk?

  2. #342
    I think Alan should make it into an infomercial.

  3. #343
    Ain't you crazy sons a guns got nothin better to do than ponder the Italian Stallions whopper or Sings schlong? joking.

  4. #344
    If Rob uses Viagra before hand, is that an advantage play? What's the math on that?

  5. #345
    Originally Posted by jpfromla View Post
    If Rob uses Viagra before hand, is that an advantage play? What's the math on that?
    If you mix it with too much Vodka on Valentines Day? It don't matter. THE END

  6. #346
    I don't need no Viagra nohow, and nobody needs Dan to witness nothin. And I don't want no gay WoV guys anywhere near me. All you people need do is send your wives or gf's into my RV near the Silverton and we'll let them warm me up, measure me, then let them fight over who finishes the job. All of them will depart smiling cheek-to-cheek, several of them will leave the event happier than ever, and the rest will go home wondering why they got stuck with the disappointment of a lifetime.

    Face it dweebs--size REALLY DOES MATTER to the gals. They'd prefer a hung dude over a shortstop chubby 100% of the time. The reason there's this feeling out there that they probably think it doesn't matter is because they don't want to embarrass any of the less fortunate men.
    Last edited by Rob.Singer; 12-13-2018 at 07:31 PM.

  7. #347
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    I don't need no Viagra nohow, and nobody needs Dan to witness nothin. And I don't want no gay WoV guys anywhere near me. All you people need do is send your wives or gf's into my RV near the Silverton and we'll let them warm me up, measure me, then let them fight over who finishes the job. All of them will depart smiling cheek-to-cheek, several of them will leave the event happier than ever, and the rest will go home wondering why they got stuck with the disappointment of a lifetime.

    Face it dweebs--size REALLY DOES MATTER to the gals. They'd prefer a hung dude over a shortstop chubby 100% of the time. The reason there's this feeling out there that they probably think it doesn't matter is because they don't want to embarrass any of the less fortunate men.

    Cut the bullshit and get down to setting up workable rules to have the length of your cock measured.

    All this crap is just getting in the way of what should be a very simple procedure.

    The reality of course is that you have no intention of letting yourself be measured; this is all just shits and giggles for you.

    Sorry guy, but you made the brag, and unlike your unverifiable boast of winning over a million at VP this brag can be easily verified or dismissed.

    If you refuse to honor the bet you should be perma-banned.
    What, Me Worry?

  8. #348
    This thread has been "beat' to death. HA. Get It? Of course tonight, after the KC vs LA photo finish, with no games left to bet, the guys were taking wagers on who'd die first.

  9. #349
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    I don't need no Viagra nohow, and nobody needs Dan to witness nothin. And I don't want no gay WoV guys anywhere near me. All you people need do is send your wives or gf's into my RV near the Silverton and we'll let them warm me up, measure me, then let them fight over who finishes the job. All of them will depart smiling cheek-to-cheek, several of them will leave the event happier than ever, and the rest will go home wondering why they got stuck with the disappointment of a lifetime.

    Face it dweebs--size REALLY DOES MATTER to the gals. They'd prefer a hung dude over a shortstop chubby 100% of the time. The reason there's this feeling out there that they probably think it doesn't matter is because they don't want to embarrass any of the less fortunate men.
    Rob's 9 1/2 inches:

    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  10. #350
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    You've seen his....ahem....member.....many times. And felt it too.
    I've never met Rob Singer. That is a homosexual fantasy that you made up in your own head...must be what wormms dream about.
    Okay. I understand that you want to keep your affair with Rob a secret so I won't say anymore about it unless you do.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  11. #351
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    I don't need no Viagra nohow, and nobody needs Dan to witness nothin. And I don't want no gay WoV guys anywhere near me. All you people need do is send your wives or gf's into my RV near the Silverton and we'll let them warm me up, measure me, then let them fight over who finishes the job. All of them will depart smiling cheek-to-cheek, several of them will leave the event happier than ever, and the rest will go home wondering why they got stuck with the disappointment of a lifetime.

    Face it dweebs--size REALLY DOES MATTER to the gals. They'd prefer a hung dude over a shortstop chubby 100% of the time. The reason there's this feeling out there that they probably think it doesn't matter is because they don't want to embarrass any of the less fortunate men.

    Cut the bullshit and get down to setting up workable rules to have the length of your cock measured.

    All this crap is just getting in the way of what should be a very simple procedure.

    The reality of course is that you have no intention of letting yourself be measured; this is all just shits and giggles for you.

    Sorry guy, but you made the brag, and unlike your unverifiable boast of winning over a million at VP this brag can be easily verified or dismissed.

    If you refuse to honor the bet you should be perma-banned.
    Wise up V. If you're really an atty. you'd see I laid out terms and none of the WoV anonymous pussies has countered with anything but NO. It's like talking about gambling addiction to these people. Just the mere thought of how they might not measure up in manhood makes them cringe because they're suddenly slapped in the face by something called reality.

  12. #352

  13. #353
    Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
    I laid out terms and none of the WoV anonymous pussies has countered with anything but NO.
    Uh, not quite.

    Boz wrote "I’m still in, obviously not under the type garbage Rob posted. There has to be clear rules, and no Rob isn’t holding the cash," and then

    " You try to make rules that no reasonable person would deal with, and then claim you “won”. Fucking joke, but we already knew that. Bottom line there is no chance you will take the bet under acceptable to any normal person rules. Instead you want blown by someone’s wife or girlfriend. While holding the money in your safe."

    Boz is in.

    The only question is when, where, and what are the rules.

    It is up to Boz to suggest rules acceptable to him.

    If as he and I suspect your real intention is merely to tap dance for your own amusement without going through with it, claiming that his rules are unreasonable, then someone such as Dan should review the proposed rules, consider each of your arguments, and say "Gentlemen, these are the rules: now let's get to it."

    One would think that if in fact you were packing the meat you brag about that you'd be only too willing to prove it, especially if a hundred grand is in escrow.

    The cock, I mean clock, is running: tick ... tick ... tick ...
    Last edited by MisterV; 12-14-2018 at 01:51 PM.
    What, Me Worry?

  14. #354
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    It is up to Boz to suggest rules acceptable to him.
    That's right.

    Rob's terms are a starting point, Boz should now counter with his terms, and then they negotiate and meet somewhere in the middle.

    The only problematic term Rob proposed was the escrow logistics, nobody has offered an explanation why the rest of his terms are dealbreakers.

  15. #355
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    It is up to Boz to suggest rules acceptable to him.
    That's right.

    Rob's terms are a starting point, Boz should now counter with his terms, and then they negotiate and meet somewhere in the middle.

    The only problematic term Rob proposed was the escrow logistics, nobody has offered an explanation why the rest of his terms are dealbreakers.
    Robocchio will never meet in the middle. Robocchio has no intention of making a bet. Robocchio's dick is so small he can masturbate through the tines of a fork.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  16. #356
    deleted. wrong thread.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  17. #357
    Originally Posted by Moses View Post
    Ain't you crazy sons a guns got nothin better to do than ponder the Italian Stallions whopper or Sings schlong?
    Top 6 VCT members who ponder Singer's schlong...

    #6
    Originally Posted by redietz View Post
    Have you considered that maybe the part of Robocchio that grows with every lie isn't his nose?
    #5
    Originally Posted by kewlJ View Post
    Singer stop embarrassing yourself. your dick isn't 9 and a half inches, it is 4 and a half inches
    #4
    Originally Posted by MaxPen View Post
    It is obvious that Robocchio thinks centimeters are inches. Maybe Alan gave him the tape measure.
    #3
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Rob's 9 1/2 inches
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    You could tell us if he has a 9 1/2 inch schlong or not.
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Robocchio's dick is so small he can masturbate through the tines of a fork.
    #2
    Originally Posted by The Boz View Post
    I’m willing to put up $100k even money Robbo doesn’t have a 9/12 inch cock.
    #1
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Rob, how long is your schlong when not erect / tumescent?
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    have the length of your cock measured.
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    if in fact you were packing the meat you brag about that you'd be only too willing to prove it
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    So how about it: do you "measure up?"
    Either accept the bet or be consigned to the slag heap as yet another poor bastard with a thimble-sized cock who can only dream what it must be like to pack serious meat.

  18. #358
    Originally Posted by coach belly View Post
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    4 and 6 are absurd.

    5 and 8 are unreasonable / unrealiistic.
    It seems like you're trying to put the kabosh on this whole thing, I don't find your concerns to be legitmate.

    Regarding #4 - It's understandable that Rob would need a fluffer for this, and pretty normal that he would want one, whether he's being measured or not. He doesn't demand that a fluffer be provided, he just says that he wants one or two...preferences are not demands.

    Regarding #6 - I don't find anything absurd with #6. If the event is filmed, then Rob should own the rights to the footage. And if anyone wants to film this, the least they can do is attend Rob's dinner...or else they can't film it. Sounds reasonable to me.

    Regarding #5 - What's unreasonable or unrealistic about choosing that particular venue? It has to be somewhere, it might as well be in Rob's home away from home.

    Regarding #8 - Rob's trying to deter onlookers...that's understandable. If anyone really wants to witness this, then they'll need to pay a premium...I get that, what's unreasonable or unrealistic about it?
    And here is coach petunia going over the fine points of Robocchio's member. He's infatuated with it for sure.
    "More importantly, mickey thought 8-4 was two games over .500. Argued about it. C'mon, man. Nothing can top that for math expertise. If GWAE ever has you on again, you can be sure I'll be calling in with that gem.'Nuff said." REDIETZ

  19. #359
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    And here is coach petunia going over the fine points of Robocchio's member. He's infatuated with it for sure.
    I never mentioned the member...but you did you old queen...

    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Rob's 9 1/2 inches
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    You could tell us if he has a 9 1/2 inch schlong or not.
    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Robocchio's dick is so small he can masturbate through the tines of a fork.

  20. #360
    I have posted repeatedly on the subject in order to keep the bettors focused on the subject and to not let it die.

    I'll explain.

    I could give a fuck in the real world about the size of his cock: really, WGAS?

    But in the limited context of this board it is a golden opportunity for him to either prove he's telling the truth or, and this is much more likely and frankly what I suspect will happen, in the alternative for him to be definitively proven to be a liar.

    Unlike his claim of winning at casinos this brag can be easily proved: just take the measure of the man.

    Frankly it would be a revelation if it were discovered that Rob was being truthful: it could cause me and perhaps others to view his other claims as being something other than bullshit.

    But I'm getting tired of discussing it without Boz jumping in and clarifying exactly how he wants it done: dude, the ball is in your court now, I'm gonna take a seat for awhile in the cheap seats and see how this farce unfolds.
    What, Me Worry?

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